I CANNOT GET A COMFY IT JOB AS xxX69PUSSY-SLAYER69Xxx

I CANNOT GET A COMFY IT JOB AS xxX69PUSSY-SLAYER69Xxx
>every single combination of my [email protected] is taken for each of the big email providers
>firstnamelastname.com is also taken
>lastname.com is also taken

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change your name to xXtrannylover69xx and watch the offers jobs offers flood in

I got [email protected]

I get job inquiries on that email

A buisness casual email is similar to buisness cards in the 80s. Get a good one

[email protected]

I disagree. Have a single online unified handle and several aliases

ahahah, I still have my email I made as a kid in 2005 that's [email protected]. It's fucking perfect

>uncommon last name
>literally only person in the world with my first and last name combo
>own firstname.lastname on every major email provider
>own lastname.org, lastname.net
>can't get lastname.com because it's owned by a small company
it's the last thing i need to complete my collection.

try [email protected]/io/ai/whatever

>doesn't own lastname as a domain
>doesn't run own mailserver
And you want to work in tech?

$steamhandle+"@outlook.com"

>have [email protected]
>have received offers for up to $10k for it
>demand $100k in return
Some day I’ll sell it, I don’t even use it any more.

> tfw xx.yy, where either xx or yy are your initials

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I've been looking forward to getting my firstnamelastname.com domain ever since i discovered the internet, and a few months ago whoever owned it forgot to renew it so i got it. comfy feels even though i don't have a career yet or any productive hobbies. feels sad man, i just put a simple wordpress on it. it has one post. I WANT TO BE SUCCESSFUL RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also you dont need to use your [email protected], just get firstinitialsecondinitialandlastname. like john doe user, [email protected], it's easy duduru

>taken for each of the big email providers
use a not-big email provider. get an @airmail.cc address from cock.li, I bet that's not taken.

>doesn't own lastname as a domain
firstnamelastname is a way better domain.
[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected]
Full name together as one word for SEO.
Mailboxes actually named for their purpose.
Plus you can add aliases like this:
[email protected]
lastname.com is cute if you want to give your family members email addresses but otherwise less practical.
Better to register a business and then have lastnamelandscaping.com or whatever.
Anyway OP, assuming you are a developer you can just pay the Google tithe for firstnamelastname.dev

How's your trip to Mongolia going?

>Not doing [email protected]

Not trying [email protected]

>Tfw sniped firstnamelastname.tld
Maybe try a different tld or something.

.xxx

Get one in cock.li

Run your own email server, pussy. Then you can have whatever the fuck you want

look at tlds other than .com
especially lastna.me or firstnamelastna.me

My business has nothing to do with my name. My lastname domain is obviously the personal domain. No one uses first name as a formal greeting.

>aaathats3as.com
That shit gets me every goddamn time.

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I do
[email protected]
Where
a is first name
b is middle initial
c is last initial
And if that combination is taken I expand one of the initials

this
get a pi0w or something and use it to host smtp server

>not buying your own domain and running your own email server
heh. guess you're the kind of IT who just googles shit and installs adobe reader.

>being this based
this post is so based a gay jannie should ban you for that.

try mail.com

Make a protonmail account it won't be taken. There are still 4 letter account names available.