Seattle is literally the best city to live in

Seattle is literally the best city to live in

> Clean air and water
> Surrounded by forest and nature
> No income tax
> High salaries
> Tech mecca
> Microsoft HQ
> Amazon HQ
> Bungie HQ
> Valve HQ
> Salesforce new HQ
> UiPath HQ
> Paul Allen entities (Vulcan, Allen Institute)
> Tableau HQ
> New and growing campuses from Apple, Google and Facebook
> Affordable housing
> Very few black people

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All those companies are shit
Bigots driving out the blacks isn't a good thing, once they're gone the inbred fucks start turning against other whites for not being white enough

> Affordable housing
lmao no
also it's infested with hipsters and homeless crackheads and you can't cross the road without almost getting run over by a pajeet in a tesla

The blacks were never here to begin with.

Compared to LA or Bay Area, it's absolutely more affordable.

Is the weather as bad as they say?

>homeless people
So many homeless people in Seattle. The rent is not super affordable, but its better than CA depending on how many bags of literal human shit you are comfortable to be around.

>Seattle
>"racist"

Are you high?

I live here and this is larp, here's some of the real shit OP forgot to include:

>depressing weather 80% of the year
>incessant rain
>ridiculous traffic due to poor urban planning unable to accommodate the population boom due to amazon/microsoft
> literally the ugliest girls in any city in the US (overweight, died hair, liberal, piercings and tattoos galore)
> people are cold as fuck, most only come to the city to work for a few years and thus never integrate
> homeless camps and cities in downtown due to moderate climate and west coast weather
> government subisides on new apartment housing, so even if you buy an expensive apartment, you can live next to a poorfag scumbag because they get credits and cheaper rent

The summers are the most beautiful of any city period. The winters are mild, but gloomy. It's not the amount of rain, but the constant grey that gets you.

>> Very few black people
wrong

>Clean
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Incel freak. You mad, Boi?

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I live in south Seattle in a brand new 1 bedroom apartment. It costs me 1650 w/ parking. Let's see what that costs in SJ or SF.

Uh, you mean Bellevue and Redmond, because Salesforce has a big office in DT Bellevue, same for Valve HQ, MS HQ is in Redmond, Bungie is in Kirkland and Redmond...

Seattle just has bankers, Jews, lawyers and insurance, and the rest are crap. Google campus is in Kirkland. There is zero affordable housing, and what little there is, is the crevices that haven't been walled off by WSDOT around I-5, the street, and income-controlled bullshit, or is a long (((boat ride))) away.

There's no proper reliable public transport to go beyond city limits basically. The food is garbage, most restaurants in city limits are overpriced courtesy of not the wages, but ornery retail space rents. The airport is way too fuckin small and the new gates are literally a bus station to bus people to other terminals.

Homeless people litter the streets, hypodermics common on buses, and bathrooms locked.

Pajeets in Teslas, BMWs and Priuses everywhere colliding into everything in sight and ignoring yield signs, too. Amazon is moving to the eastside too courtesy of the socialists in Seattle.
No, it doesn't rain that much, but if it snows, people start abandoning cars and crashing into each other.

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this post is accurate. I want to move back to Canada to get away from Seattle but the pay in tech is too damn good here

>strawless
Hard drop
Can't even engage in hypotheticals with a municipality that legislates drink consumption

I second this, the women are butt ugly and picky as fuck for no reason, and are loose. People are indeed cold, and the city is very friendly to homeless shits, try that in Bellevue, Kirkland or Redmond where they actively hunt for vagrants.

Weather is depressing enough to require SSRIs, I am on them probably partly to that. Traffic is retarded, partly due to that, and 1/4 of Seattle's land area is fucking streets, yet they keep installing street parks and road diets, which just make matters worse.

Microsoft didn't cause the boom, it's been the same size since about 2007, last big campus expansion was around 2011, and right now 1/5 of their campus has been levelled to make room for a giant ass parking garage and 15 or so buildings.

>Starlink will have 24/7 coverage first in Seattle

If you're talking Van, good luck, the traffic is absolute horseshit and they're just as bad as Seattle with housing. Muh bylaws, too.

Also, as far as urban planning, historically there was a good backbone for actually obtaining proper public transport, it's just that the retarded ass voters declined it twice. So the locals get to pay 10x the price. And, the Bogue Plan was a comprehensive plan for the entire metro area, but it was roundly rejected due to cost a century ago.

Also, the bridges across the Sound were supposed to be built 50 years ago, but again, rejected by voters, so they are stuck with stupid floating highway decks/ferries.

Sure, rents are worse in the Bay Area, but you get better weather, greater variety, and much better international connections unless if you only go to Bongistan.

Microsoft is spending billions to rebuild their campus, while also hiring their dicks off atm

I count them all as the same thing. Bellevue is 10 minutes from DT Seattle. The East side is much nicer, Bellevue being the best.

7%

None of those companies except Amazon are in Seattle.

Microsoft and Amazon are literally the two worst place to work as a programmer

Microsoftt is a place where you work if you just want a good paycheck and don't care that its a dead end career where you will accomplish nothing

Amazon is worse, they have actual dirty/shitty working conditions. They use obsolete languages like Perl because that's what Jeff Bezos uses. You're whole career path at Amazon is overmanaged and you only move up by kissing ass. It has the worst programmer burnout causing mental health issues and divorces. Its not worth the money working at Apple.

yeah I lived in Van for 5 years - probably wouldn't go back there since it is basically Seattle, but a bit nicer and with worse jobs.

would probably go to Calgary since my parents/family are still there. Just sucks that the tech scene is basically non existent, and I would probably have to take a 50% pay cut to go there.

I interviewed one time with a company in Calgary and they asked my current salary, I told them in USD, and their jaws dropped kek "only VPs and above make that here" jesus christ Canada is cucked in tech

>Affordable housing
Bait.

No. Like today it's rarely raining hard enough to need an umbrella, just misting, but the clouds are depressing for some. Rare snow in winter, which can get bad due to hills. Summer is gorgeous and the remaining time is easily tolerable.

Actually, it's closer to 15-30.

Microsoft is a dead-end place to work unless if you start out as a vendor, or work your way up from being a lowly security guard.

Don't forget, the snow is "wet" as the temps don't go below 15-25, causing slush and black ice, adding hills, which the shits in the Midwest don't understand. In Kansas, 10' is a hill, in Seattle, 10' is the grade of the average street over 150' in flatter areas.

>No. Like today it's rarely raining hard enough to need an umbrella, just misting
Bait.

it rains 8 months out of the year and its not just 'misting' unless you like walking wet in freezing rain

>or work your way up from being a lowly security guard.
kind of says everything about Microsoft hiring practices right here

I recently moved to the bay area and am hating it. Kind of wish I moved to Seattle instead but it doesn't really sound much better.

Don't worry my boy lefty policies will ruin everything. You have everything there set up in order for this to happen.

Let's see here:
- basedboys/feminists/trannies
- tech mecha = more beta males
- cali refugees pouring in = more lefty votes
- brown people coming for jobs
- visa street shitters bringing in their filth
- homeless crisis already there

desu user both areas are fucked.

I understand people really want to get jobs at FANG, but it's really not worth the mental health of living in the Bay Area or Seattle... find a job that pays half as much in a low cost of living area in the midwest, and I promise you will have a way comfier life.

>t. tech fag who worked in both silicon valley and seattle and eventually became so disillusioned with it all and moved to a smaller city and is 100x happier with less pay

>> Affordable housing
bullshit, also forgot to mention that traffic is awful, which is why Amazon is moving out. The only nice area for eating is downtown but its impossible to get down there through traffic

That's not a very high bar.

you're forgetting its literally the tranny caital of the US
only reason to set foot there would be napalm striking the place

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>- homeless crisis already there
and the free needle program means you are stepping on hypodermic needles everywhere

Their guards are vendors and so are 1/2 of everyone on campus. Worked there for 3 years.

>you can live next to a poorfag scumbag because they get credits and cheaper rent
yeah fuck them for getting a roof over their heads, right?

Too fucking accurate, you need steel-soled shoes to not get AIDS walking around in the evenings and early mornings in Downtown Seattle.

bitch i pay for an expensive apartment to get away from the unsavory parts of society, not live next to it

I work at a FAANG and yeah it sucks but I tried the comfy easy job in Chicago and I didn't like that either.
I think you just have to be a greedy nihilist or 3rd world refugee to last at these megacorps.

>bitch i pay for an expensive apartment to get away from the unsavory parts of society, not live next to it
If you don't like it, move. No one forces you to live there.

Amazon is a concentration camp
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=17062782

New York
>Excellent Pizza
>Expensive but you can find cheap living just outside the city
>Good tap water
>Conventions in most burrows
>Nintendo Store
>Pepsi
>Riot Games
>Rockstar
>Parties and events always happening
>Close enough to phili to get a good cheese steak if you ever go to PA
New York is easily the best city

No its terrible. The weather sucks, the rent is too high, no jobs outside of techbro startup "yo lets bro down on some code for the next big thing, we're gonna be the Uber of Startups-as-a-Service"
Please leave we're full

Seattle has the gay real bad. Worse than Spain. More pozzed than Greece. Better than LA or San Francisco, about the same as Atlanta, but not as brown if you care about that sort of thing. However, Seattle takes great joy in their sickness, more than
Nasville isn't as flagrantly faggoted... yet.

Yes. I have personal childhood issues.
My fucking therapist was one of them though.
One of them.
I barely survived.
Seattle is so snobby.
It's stuck to itself and folded in but in a boring way.
Aside from that...
So much pride. Haughty.
No reason. Reason?
Reason??? From them!?
At the same time with vapid memes.
About dying inside. Those.
So stale. HA.HA. LIFE
HA. HA. EMOTION
HA HA HA LABELED ( for your convenience )
Yeah that's everyone in that town.
Insecurity reddit stale memes gays social approval waldorf needles on the ground thin veneer existential crisis lsd lsd lsd
Often reminds me of a quote by Napoleon. My french was more shit when I heard it, but I won't waste it on myself.
Have a good day Jow Forums and stay AIDS free which isn't easy in the city of rain, shit, faggy flags, and needles. Saw a guy hump the sidewalk there once.

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>tfw just graduated from UW with a B.S.
>tfw parents own a house in Bellevue so I live rent free in my childhood bedroom
>tfw NEET getting high all day and going hiking with my dog this summer

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this summarizes really well what's wrong with Amazon so you don't have to read through hundreds of reddit and hacker news posts:
reddit.com/r/cscareerquestions/comments/4fg44p/11_reasons_working_for_amazon_is_the_worst_ever/

Amazon is one of my customers. The employees I deal with seem happy. They have cool office buildings (own or lease 80 in Seattle), decent pay.

If you're a scrub delivering groceries or working in their warehouse, obviously your life sucks because you have no marketable skills. For the devs, idk.

I work mostly with their HR and sales teams so far. Everyone seems cool.

Are there many black people in New York? What about darkies in general?

>Amazon is one of my customers.
>I sell hotdogs to Amazon programmers
>they seem nice, I guess they take their meds
>I highly recommend you work there
Seattle in a nutshell

I'm not recommending anyone work there, but it's not as bad as places like Jow Forums proport. Not talking about blue collar Amazon workers.

There are lots of smaller startups and tech companies I would recommend first, like mine.

Only in Brooklyn and Queens, ofc all sorts of niggas hang out in midtown Manhattan

that's what he's trying to do dumbshit

okay I'm moving to Seattle

imagine advertising those tech companies as a GOOD thing

You're literally retarded for buying an expensive apartment in an area where the rents are low.
You deserve it.

> Surrounded by forest and nature
if you live in Seattle you basically never make it out of the city

I work at Amazon and I can confirm it's pretty boring. The entire place is a personality cult built around bezos

k.

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Ticks and mosquitos. Pass

I never encounter either.

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They are not low that's why it's so expensive the point is the hand me outs the government gives negates the higher price.

>mosquitos
Looks pretty fucking cold to be dude.

>affordable housing
>very few black people
bull fucking shit. there's at least three black or mexican families (all with at least two children) in my apartment building. speaking of the building, this apartment is a half-in-the-ground wreck. the toilet gets stuck when flushing, the kitchen cupboard door handles keep falling off, the security cameras in the halls are so old they have WOODGRAIN on them, I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY OWN WASHER OR DRYER.
and don't get me started on the lack of any fucking good hobby shops in this town, the closest good hobby shop is in FUCKING BURIEN! either that or pay a 5 buck toll to go to the one all the way in KIRKLAND.
fuck this town and fuck everyone living in it.

Don't forget - that apartment you just described is $2,500/mo rent, 1 year lease, 700+ credit, no pets, and +$25/mo extra for parking :^)
Don't let that rent check get in the mail too late, there are 100 applicants on the waiting list!

>don't get me started on the lack of any fucking good hobby shops in this town, the closest good hobby shop is in FUCKING BURIEN! either that or pay a 5 buck toll to go to the one all the way in KIRKLAND.

What the fuck is a hobby shop, like a toystore?
Who cares.

everyone in this town is too much of a boomer to do anything other than mow lawns or watch TV for a hobby or is too much of a faggot to do anything other than sit on their laptop all day talking about tech. i just wanna have a good time with my models and not get mad at the fact that i have to walk a mile to get to a grocery store.
the only good thing about this apartment is the free parking because there's a half-underground garage. shame THE DOOR HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR TWO YEARS SO NOW A QUARTER OF RESIDENTS HAVE TWO CARS DOWN THERE WHEN YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED ONE. how the fuck do they even afford two cars?

Alaskan mosquitos say hi

literally millions

>clean

by 3rd world standards

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chinks though...

please go away
we don't need any racists in Seattle

How hard it is for a white European guy like me with a masters in computer science to emigrate to the US and find one of those 100k+ jobs?

Seattle is one of the worst cities to live in.
Super expensive real estate prices
Super high rent
druggies literally everywhere
psychos running free and wild in the city
police ordered to do exactly nothing about this by the communist "democrats" who rule this city

as someone who visits the Seattle area on occasion the road system really is quite badly designed
not really just Seattle but the whole greater area it just immediately feels weirdly more confusing and like I 'm gonna get in an accident than other places I've driven around

Based. Please tell me more about hiking around there, I've only been to Seattle twice for a weeb convention and hardly left the city centre. It seemed like a nice city though.
I'm a Yurofriend who ended up in Bay Area and i really fucking hate it here. Hiking in my local stretch of the Carpathian was pretty much a weekly pastime. That and enjoying actual 4 fucking seasons.
Considering bailing out to Portland or Seattle. Funny how with all the issues people describe about those places, to me every time I'm there it seems like I suddenly landed in a beautiful White ethnostate utopia. This should give you an idea how fucking bad Bay Area is.

>picky as fuck for no reason
seattle is ranked as the best place for women in dating. it's bc the ratio is in their favor so they can be as picky as they want bc their options are a limitless buffet. NYC is the opposite.

>murica
>best cities to live

What does "white" mean? What does "European" mean? Is it a country?

it means white you mongrel

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Nice one retard. What do you want to know?

> What does "white" mean?
Means I ain't a stinking nigger

> What does "European" mean?
Means that I am from the European continent.

> Is it a country?
No, but Portugal is. Was that your question?

degenerate mutt

Taxation is theft

>posting a sculpture from a country that never, ever thought of itself as "white"
Americans, everyone.

Kek, Portugal isn't white.
Nice try.

I don't know what to tell you, I am white.

All these headquarters there means I can use Molotov on the buildings or

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They recognized the northern and western peoples of Europe to be of a similar racial caste, aka white people

They never used the term "white", nor bullshit such as the "14 words".

>traffic out the ass
>taxes
you clearly don't live in seattle