Tfw I made 50k from AMD in the past 12 months

>tfw I made 50k from AMD in the past 12 months.
>tfw Jow Forums told me to invest
thanks lads

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Aheeeemmmmm...

great job user

That's disgusting, she shits from there. Pleass don't post such things on a blue board, we are humans not animals who don't think and are ruled by their dicks.

Based

trips of truth

Have sex.

Source

>pleass
is that a Freudian slip? You poor man.

god help me

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>doomp it now

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Literally built for BBC.

literally all technology is the result of men's minds being ruled by their dicks

You can play the same basic sports competition game, or you can create technology that expands people's ability to connect. The point is either way people are having more sex as a result of your actions and even if not consciously you have done everything solely in the name of getting your dick wet.

Even volcels are still driven by sex, they have to make a whole fucking community and shit around being celibate because its not natural, it takes resisting constant urges. They might say that is exactly why they are free from sexual decision making. But in reality they're only concerned with self improvement in the first place because of get dick wet.

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imagine the smell

You're built for the disgusting chimps you faggot

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Just because I can appreciate asses doesn't mean I want to fuck their shitholes. Anal is literally shit; always go for the pussy and make sure to make some babies with her to help our population.

I'm 264% up over the last 10 months. How are your portfolios doing folks?

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weeks* sorry

Sold out most of my positions right before trump went to go meet with xi.

28% is good enough, i'm out for the rest of the year.

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sauce?

Do the needful sirs and provide with sauce plox

Resisting urges and transmuting your sexual energy are different things, the latter is what I implied. Being lusty all the time is so tiresome.

ASS WE CAN

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How do I buy stocks?

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what is the best app for eurofags to invest ?

What securities do you guys trade? I want to get in on this action.

just imagine how sweaty she must've gotten... yuck

Now imagine her going up and down your dick hehe

Robinhood. Then forget they sent you money to activate your account. Finally giving up because your account is in limbo.

Alexis Texas

I pretty much only trade 1-3 tech stocks - usually Google and Amazon. I did make an ABSOLUTE KILLING off of the Salesforce-Tableau acquisition but that was just pure luck.

Checked

You sound like a living failure. I wanted a competent user to tell me how one is supposed to buy stocks.

You trade what you understand. Do not touch shit you don't understand.

licky lick

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>we are humans not animals who don't think and are ruled by their dicks
And yet garbage threads get a lot of attention so long as OP posts a Jezebel, really makes you think

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This.
Do your research faggot, find a reputed brokerage.

Lol my friend doesn't know shit about options (I took his online interactive broker test for him) and he still makes bank from gambling.

Yes?

What's a brokerage?

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

When you place an order on your trading account, they do the legwork for you.

If he's got a system, he doesn't need to understand the ins and outs of details. If he's just shooting blind he'll fall, sooner rather than later.

I was rock hard, until I saw apple.
This must be how Adam felt.

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GOTTEM

Who wants to team up and build a HFT system?

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>HFT system

Why not buy stock directly? Is it somehow very difficult?

Don't encourage em

Don't invest right after it has risen...

Who is going to offer margin, do the accounting, do the trade confirmations, manage fund transfers, pay for the computer systems, provide data feeds, do tax reporting, etc? Best to go through a broker.

Rentech doesn't rely on HFT. It's a quant stat arb strategy based on hidden markov models.

we know, can you now stop shilling?

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god i wish that were me

Buy high sell low.

They were only up 5% this quarter according to Bloomberg. Literally monkey traders did better than them...

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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

You dont have to put sage in the name field user, that was a meme to spot newfags.

What about the heaven id it gave you amd prevented your post from bumping the thread?

Make me.

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Good Job, user!

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Which one is the best?

Sennheiser HD600.
By far.

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