Things you can say about your gf but not about your computer
Things you can say about your gf but not about your computer
She takes a few minutes to warm up.
Runs an 8086
Her port is leaking
I like it when theres no hair in all the nooks and crannies
Their proper place is on the floor.
She doesn't exist
my computer is hot
Behaves irrationally
Black people knows how to use it
Doesn't exist.
The slot is big enough for the penis.
i'm happy with you and i will never need more
this
I can't wait to upgrade this slow piece of shit
This forever this
She will never be obsolete.
gay, dudes like you unironically get dumped
kek
Main slot is loose
Its the other way around fucking retard
Works when i hit it harder
Well used by me and my friends.
I don't have one
When its not working I just pound it until it does
After they turn four it's time for a new one.
at least they have gf lol
She loved me
doesnt go see other users behind my back
kek
Reddit : the thread
Her memory way too good
Fucking cringe
No, this way is harder, other way around is too easy.
>putting your PC on the floor
His gf
Countains mechanical moving parts.
So does your pc
>hurrr being in a committed relationship with a person you love is so gay
>indivualistic nihilism is so cool. Lets consume some more xDD
I don't have one.
She’s under age
Extremely based.
wholesome
Yeah imagine being satisfied with a loving gf, how cringey xD !
What if he has a fanless computer with an SSD?
when working on it makes a lot of noise
She has a dick.
Takes 5 inch floppy.
He still has an on off button
No you faggot redditor. His post is cringe. Having a loving gf is not the issue.
What if he wired up his own custom capacitive power button?
He still has the one on his motherboard
speeds up when subjected to additional input
irregular cycles and has serious issues with memory