Things you can say about your gf but not about your computer

Things you can say about your gf but not about your computer

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She takes a few minutes to warm up.

Runs an 8086

Her port is leaking

I like it when theres no hair in all the nooks and crannies

Their proper place is on the floor.

She doesn't exist

my computer is hot

Behaves irrationally

Black people knows how to use it

Doesn't exist.

The slot is big enough for the penis.

i'm happy with you and i will never need more

this

I can't wait to upgrade this slow piece of shit

This forever this

She will never be obsolete.

gay, dudes like you unironically get dumped

kek

Main slot is loose

Its the other way around fucking retard

Works when i hit it harder

Well used by me and my friends.

I don't have one

When its not working I just pound it until it does

After they turn four it's time for a new one.

at least they have gf lol

She loved me

doesnt go see other users behind my back

kek

Reddit : the thread

Her memory way too good

Fucking cringe

No, this way is harder, other way around is too easy.

>putting your PC on the floor

His gf

Countains mechanical moving parts.

So does your pc

>hurrr being in a committed relationship with a person you love is so gay
>indivualistic nihilism is so cool. Lets consume some more xDD

I don't have one.

She’s under age

Extremely based.

wholesome

Yeah imagine being satisfied with a loving gf, how cringey xD !

What if he has a fanless computer with an SSD?

when working on it makes a lot of noise

She has a dick.

Takes 5 inch floppy.

He still has an on off button

No you faggot redditor. His post is cringe. Having a loving gf is not the issue.

What if he wired up his own custom capacitive power button?

He still has the one on his motherboard

speeds up when subjected to additional input

irregular cycles and has serious issues with memory