Why can't Intel stop being pozzed shit?

Why can't Intel stop being pozzed shit?

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>download tool to see if your system is secure
>tool makes your system insecure
T-thanks

>local user
Yawn

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If someone can hit you with a rowhammer then they have already owned your system.

Pretty sure local user doesn’t mean they have to literally be sitting at the box. Since it’s in the context of M$, I interpret it as “not active directory”.
If I were more paranoid than I already am, I would say that it’s intentional to get people vendorlocked into AD/Azure AD

>app

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>pic related
h-hot

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SHITEL POZZED HOUSEFIRES

First they came up with plenty of exploitable hardware, and now exploitable software too? I was not expecting this.

Tick tock, Robert. Tick tock.

OY VEY

This is some gypsy curse shit going on
Intel literally fails on anything they try to do

>another poorcuck cope thread

71828553
damn, it glows

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what are the chances that AMD is behind these discoveries? time is way too convenient for it to be just a "coincidence"

amazing

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> what are the chances that AMD is behind these discoveries? time is way too convenient for it to be just a "coincidence"

Intel is so riddled with security holes, it's just a matter of chance for new security flaws to pop up right now. Compare that to Ryzenfall, where a dubious Israeli security firm immediately released it instead of giving AMD the minimum time to fix it, clearly breaking protocol.

easy explanation

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>Compare that to Ryzenfall, where a dubious Israeli security firm immediately released it instead of giving AMD the minimum time to fix it, clearly breaking protocol.
are memes real? i thought that Intel/Israel thing was just shitposting.

> i thought that Intel/Israel thing was just shitposting.

Google it. At least in the German search results, it's the second thing that pops up that the whole Ryzenfall thing was complete horseshit. Shouldn't be too hard to find in English, too.

>intel vulnerabilities. There’s an app for that!

>bold statement

Intel fanboys are SJW feminist enablers.