What would you do with 1.8 million dollars worth of 28 core xeons

Compile Gentoo in under three hours?

50% attack the monero network.

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Recreate Tay with VNNI

>what would you do with 1.8 million dollars worth of 28 core xeons
Start a restaurant franchise and never need to buy any stoves and ovens ever again.

> 1.8 million dollars worth of 28 core xeons
So like 5 of them?

a neural network
a render farm
an altcoin miner

wait for intel to slash their prices and sell for relatively cheap

you HAVE patched your intel server motherboard with the latest MDS fixes, havent you Jow Forums?

dont be rude
thats just 18 of them

Sell 1/2 of them.
Use some money to buy a building with a stronk internet connection.
Use more money to build servers around them.
Sell dedicated and virtual instances to cover operating costs.
Use the remaining idle servers to encode anime as AV1. Would probably work with a scene group on this.

Ponder where I'm going to get seven motherboards to use them all.

Its 51% attack...

Have sex

sell all of them and immediately retire, I can live off the interest on $1.8M

Sell them all and make some nice investments with the money

Sell them and buy AMD stock.

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steal and restream a fuckton of satelite tv
after shitposting here on Jow Forums with a bunch washy anime faggots of course

very curious as to who you speak of

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kek

Sell all of 'em, get a house and start a business.

A divorce victim whose ex wife I know. She's reasonable and not stupid, and not routinely malicious, but she is heartless to anyone except her own children, which will lead her to acts of wanton cruelty and betrayal when she gets fed up with something. And to call him, a volunteer firefighter, pathetic, when it turns out that he actually has feelings that get hurt when you just up and leave him to try and juggle two sets of two children, his day job, his service, and all of the debt both of them racked up, all by himself?
What's so baffling to me is that a year ago she was proud to have married him. I guess she was just fed up with the teenagers he bought into the marriage and him rarely being around to help because of all the stuff he has to do and how their mother is constantly stirring up trouble and never getting enough sleep ever. But it's partially her fault for having kids in this kind of situation, and happiness isn't a guarantee nor is it anything anyone deserves.
And if he's "a pathetic man-baby" for being upset, then what the hell does that make me? Or any man who doesn't have authority over her?
I don't even talk to this woman. I only know all this because she just never shuts up.
These people are nobody important. But this situation infuriates me. It's a microcosm of everything wrong with the world.

is a nuclear reactor even sufficient to be able to run this many intels?

Fire some houses in my shithole

drop it on Hiroshima

Sell them all and buy 64 core threadrippers instead

>MDS
>Core2Duo isn't affected
That'll be another 6 months before I reboot

This, but Id pee the letters "AMD" onto it.

Well I'd have to buy another since there's only 2 socket boards available

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Sell enough of them to get the rest of the hardware needed to put the remaining chips in a giant supercomputer. Then I dab on the world record for digits of pi computed or something.

sell all of them, buy some shitty houses in a big city to rent at criminal prices, then buy a small house in a japanese rural area and live the neet life with rent money.

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idk, maybe a small plex server or something

You beat me to it.

sell and buy threadripper

I would not know what to do with them, literally unsellable stuff by the time Epyc 2 comes out.

i should really read the thread before i post, not after

minecraft server

burn them all

live crack 2048bit ssh sessions on the DoD network and DDOS all their shit up to break the firewalls and steal national sekrits exdee

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you can only do 50% its intlel

You'd need a solar mass of xeons to do that, and another solar mass of actual star to power it.

How dare you

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sell for 1$ per unit

This, but 100x short Intel first.

Take it out of its box.

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good man. women care about themselves, their parents and their children, and that's it.

>have google take a loan out and buy them.

Sell them for around 1.8 million dollars.

I'd turn them back into sand, the most efficient form they can be in

>a neural network
>a render farm
>an altcoin miner
From those 3 only a render farm is something I'd dare to do on a CPU with such number of security holes

>renovate the bathroom, rent it out
I know the housing market is tight in some places, but damn.

Why would you wait for intel to slash their prices and not sell them ASAP?

I'd offload them as fast as possible without losing too much of their value.
Computer hardware depreciates extremely quickly, so I'd want to turn it into some kind of real investment.

Throw 'em in the trash, they're slower than amd

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>sell them.
>buy epycs for $483,000 with the same performance.
>demand a big raise

or if they're mine:
>sell
>continue life

Sell them so I become a millionaire

run a holowaifu's software?

generate deep fakes of all celebrities in the most hardcore porn?

why do you have them?

>women care about themselves
FTFY.

Keep like 2 or 3, sell the rest

Htm ai research?

Theres no way you'd be able to sell them quickly. Certainly someone will be missing those and for million + dollar amount, they WILL be pursuing that loss.

You'd have to sell them one at a time but even that would be hard.