So THIS is iPhone
So THIS is iPhone
Nolan Hughes
Adrian Evans
why
Justin Hughes
what the fuck is that skin on your thumb
Mason Price
wow
Benjamin Johnson
It's called helix bend. This is a 5000 dollar feature.
Easton Howard
>boomers doing boomer things
shocking i tell you
Isaac Jackson
It's a feature. Stop kvetching and buy the latest iPhone goy.
Nathan Ramirez
step 1 don't be 350 lbs
step 2 don't sit on your phone
step 3 profit
Jonathan Allen
ogreman is back
Nolan Rivera
>Implying you need to be fat for the phone to bend
Asher Thompson
> I treated my 5 year old iphone like shit, smashing it to pieces and bending it by sitting my 200lb fat NEET arse on it in my back pocket
>REEE why won't Apfel fix it
Adam Ortiz
add another hundred pounds, we're talking about american products.
Jordan Lewis
Yes, 450 defo.
I didn't hurt iPhone, I fix iPhone.
Maybe not this one. dEadphone.
Hunter Nelson
iBend
Connor Gutierrez
Why did I even open this.
I should just stop now but I made a thread so why not
Dylan Reed
iTODDLERS BTFO
Grayson Taylor
>i broke my phone :DD
Hunter King
This is nuts, holy fuck
It's not fixable
Noah Cooper
step 1 stop street shitting
Ayden Lewis
See that large black rectangle with some text and logos on it? Ignore the text for now, but do us a service and give the rectangle a few stabs with a knife.
Kayden Gonzalez
>iphone 6, 7, 8 all use the same identical chassis
>iphone 6 has touchscreen failure because the touch IC is right where it bends
>iphone 7 has audio failure because the audio IC is right where it bends
>iphone 8 has bootloops because all the critical phone ICs are right where it bends
>iphone X and XS just straight up die and won't even bootloop because the iphone bends and literally breaks all its solder joints
Pic related, this is how the abortion that is the iPhone X's internal boards are joined together, with a flimsy ring that solders the two boards together. Every bit of pressure causes the entire ring to bend and eventually leads to total catastrophic failure of all solder joints.
Joshua Taylor
it's a blexible bcb :-D working as inbended :DDD
Josiah Wright
And thanks to non-leaded solder this is BGA hell too.
James Baker
WAIT WHAT
Benjamin Harris
iPhone everyone.
Completely defies all logic and wants to live.
Joseph Lee
what's this?
Liam Flores
Trenchfoot
Daniel Price
pretty sure you would just have to charge the retard $200 and reball with airgun
Kayden Edwards
>forget the part where the motherboard is suposed to be held firmly by screws.
Lucas Morales
>itt, user never heard of a "short"
Julian Garcia
All I fucking did was straighten the board and unbend the shielding where it was shorting across a bunch of capacitors.
It just took a backup no problem. I should put a screen in it and give it back bent. Here's your fucking bendphone 6+ back bro
Jack Brown
your hands are disgusting
conect arse
Anthony Morales
It's the shitty white balance of my phone mixed with the shitty office lighting.
I'm sorry :(
This was bent in shorting the caps likely then. I bent it back with some tiny metal pokey things. I was just making a lol apple junk troll thread, I didnt expect to actually fix this fucking garbage.
Ian Turner
>apploo engineers put an unshielded metal bracket over bare electrical components
CAN'T
MAKE
THIS
SHIT
UP
Gavin Hughes
Just... Why the fuck even border with over engineering this? Make it rectangular and sturdy.
Angel Flores
THIS is "fixed" iPhone.
Now what the fuck do I do with it. I'm obviously not issuing it back out to the employee, too much chance it will just fail.
Evan Long
poo on it
Jordan Powell
>working as inbended
>inbended
You glorious Bastard
James Campbell
my brother had his iPhone 8 for 6 months and the charge port already broke
Blake White
kek andreets seething
reminder that apple is for the rich and android is for the poor
Charles Thompson
Wear shirts with pockets and put the phone in the shirt pocket. Don't put it in your pants pocket and sit with it in there.
Christian Johnson
Clean your fucking fingernails what the fuck
Andrew Edwards
It’s a poo
He probably stole it.
Cameron Stewart
You're evading your bans iJeet.
Brody James
And what have you done
Another year over
And a new one just begun
Juan Harris
Your hands are fucking disgusting. Try soap and water.
Nolan Gray
Do you happen to wear tight faggy pants?
Adrian Nguyen
>Impossible
>Connect arse
Christian Smith
>have refurbished iphone 5 I got in like 2015 I think
>dropped it a gorillion times on both sides because my hands are made of butter, accidentally hit the corner of my desk with it, might've lain on top of it a couple times too
>not a single dent on the screen or anywhere else and works entirely fine
Camden Young
every phone flexes a little
iphone one simply adapts to you better than other brands
Brayden Collins
yikes
Logan Campbell
Just throw it in a drawer as an emergency backup phone for some other employee
Colton Thompson
Think different!