What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

What will you do when you get your Android gf Jow Forums?

Things I will do:
sit on my lap and pair program in Haskell and K&R C
Have her read books for me out loud
play music for me on musical instruments
Do our laundry together
Write computer programs together
collect the cutest anime images on the internet for me so I have a nice folder
draw me new anime pics for looking at in whatever different styles and cute characters
remember things for me since she has perfect recall
Be my bodyguard
carry heavy things for me
be my personal fitness trainer
be my pillow/warmer and love making partner
Drive my car for me if there are not already self driving taxis
Instead of printing things I will have her hand write them from my words
Have her amuse me such as singing, juggling, or writing poetry
Study countless fields to phd level together
Play dress up and choose fashions for her
Go exploring nature and teach her about the 3d world together
Spend months living in siberian woodcabins away from civilization
Have her carry heavy things for me
Tell me funny stories and jokes
use her effector to rearrange the atoms in my lipo to make it charged again
jam botnet devices by emitting miovksy particles
train mma together for fun and sports
go hiking in post apocalyptic cities and forests
secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol
brush our teeths together
play board games and video games and she lets me win sometimes
touch her soft skin and hug her all the time
Animeeeeeee

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Liam Thompson
Liam Thompson

change her for a Lenbot

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Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

fuck her in the ass

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

tfw it's impossible to make anything in the real world that's emote remotely as cute as a 2d qt

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

That is depressing

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

buy cute male robot (they're cheaper)
dress it up like a girl
root it and install twink custom rom
cheap and cost effective robot gf (male)
pair program in haskell with your qt trap gf (male) sitting on your lap while you touch her no-nos

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Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

you will all go to prison
for CHILD PORNOGRAPHY DISTRIBUTION ANNDD POSSESSION

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

This sort of shit about building sentient AI to force yourself on is the only realistic chance of a terminatorâ„¢ style robot uprising. I wouldn't blame them either. This shit is creepy as fuck. Sage goes in the options field.

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

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Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

Still she looks better than 3d women. At least on these pics, in reality it looks worse.

Why force? She would have free will but love me unconditionally anyway

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

You can program a woman but you can't program her soul.

Hudson Sanders
Hudson Sanders

damn, that's depressive af

Kevin Cox
Kevin Cox

yall just want to fuck a loli
sickos

Austin Peterson
Austin Peterson

So? Women have no soul anyway.

William Taylor
William Taylor

not refurbishing corporate murderbot

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Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

nice way to speak about your mother.

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

not wanting to fuck a girl in her peak attractiveness

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

nakadashi her

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Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

I won't say shit but she better know how to play marvel.

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Person with actual robotics engineering experience here.

AI is pretty close to being able to simulate a decent GF, at least if the bubbly obedient kind is your type. Give it two years.

The problem is the whole moving Android thing. Yeah, no, not even close. Simulating the humanoid walk cycle itself requires insane precision. You have to understand that the human body is basically near perfect nanorobotics and simulating that with our current tech ( which still relies on gears and switches ) is not possible. And having a decent battery/energy system just adds another gigantic problem on top of that. This is why every Android you see come out of Japan has such a limited stiff move set. 30 years minimum before we have something passable and that's being generous. It's more like 50-100 years, if ever.

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Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

Absolutely based and trapwaifupilled fren

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Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

Why not have it plugged in with magsafe like plug

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

a pathetic amount of cuddling
lay head on lap and cry
sex, duh
Have her motivate me to work out and git gud at life
?????
i don't even know. it's hard to think about in a serious way because my suspension of disbelief isn't strong enough
doesn't have to be 'really sentient'. just close enough.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

Things I will do
just list things you would make her do

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

How would a different plug help the issue of battery life?

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

You have her connected to the power outlet and keep her home. Fiddling with her plug givin her orgasms by almost pulling it

Easton King
Easton King

Said the hoe

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

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Cooper Ramirez
Cooper Ramirez

carry heavy things for me
[...]
Have her carry heavy things for me
Issues, OP?

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Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us.

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Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

I'd spend all of my money customizing her.

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Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

That only solves the energy issue at the expense of portability. You still have the mechanics and physics/payoff problem.

Human muscles work like hundreds of millions of nanomachines all working and flexing in perfect sync with each while responding to minimal commands. Pulley, switch, and gear systems that nearly all robotics uses can simulate less than 1% of the efficiency behind biological muscular systems. Again, this is why every Robot you see has such stiff limited movement, and why most of them cannot walk due to high efficiency and complexity required to achieve a stable bipedal locomotion system that doesn't look like complete shit. Major breakthroughs in nano scale engineering would need to be made in order to solve this problem.

I hate to burst your waifu dreams, Hell I'd love a robo maid servant of my own, ( Trust me it's a common dream of almost every male nerd who has worked in the robotics industry ) but I'm just being "real" with you all. It's a long ways off. The media loves to oversell and overpromise things to both make a better story and to help institutions get funding. Computer illiterate clueless Boomers with lots of money make up a major investor pool and so dumbing shit down for them while casually underestimating ETA is a necessary evil.

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Jose Evans
Jose Evans

I'm quite gappy with my life <3

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

Stick her in a wheelchair and only animate her face, problem solved.

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

Seen Ichigeki Sacchuu!! Hoihoi-san?
youtu.be/A6jJ9sV52l4

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

pimp her out to idiots and poor people
android-gf-sharing app like uber but for android gf's
or maybe an AGaaS

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Not yet but I'm a fan of the cute dolls doing cute things genre. Thanks.

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Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

Well, that actually is doable. Problem is justifying funding a wheelchair waifu for the very limited pool of investors who may have that fetish.

Carter Robinson
Carter Robinson

Your problem is you want all at once. Let's have a simple one that has at least one warm, self lubricating hole and a soft voice. Let her evolve incrementally.

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

I think it would be easier to create genetically modified catgirls (and catboys) that feel affection for you, especially if the Chinese are in charge of research and development.

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Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

Implying anyone would ever love you willingly
Just stick to your Chinese cartoons.

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

Cute and funny

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

What if a girl(male) wanted to be an android for you?

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

Hey user, what about integrating AI with VR?

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Logan Williams
Logan Williams

I won't be rich enough to buy one and won't be alive long enough to see them become anything more than the most basic toy.

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

not even close

Why do you shitheads always LARP as engineers

Does this look "not even close" to human movement to you? 50-100 years? Take your meds.

youtube.com/watch?v=LikxFZZO2sk

Connor Brooks
Connor Brooks

This is a multi-million dollars project and their goal is to sell these to the defense industry, not to develop a cheap technology for the broader market.

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

I'd just dress mine in cute clothes and hug her

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Jaxon Morris
Jaxon Morris

Nice pasta

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

robots are gay
genetically engineer your own human sex/cuddle slaves
geneva conventions are for niggers
brave new world was a utopia not a dystopia
literally nothing wrong with ethical slavery

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

secrete refrigerated water for me to drink and also can secrete alcohol

force her to pee every time you're thirsty
[spoiler]have to maker her cum for the good shit[/spoiler]

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Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

You can't spoil technology.

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

come again?

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Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

I'll just make out with my Monroebot all the time.

Liam Scott
Liam Scott

Inevitably she'll be proprietary. So first thing I'll do will be fix that by installing a custom OS.

But she's not just any computer, she's a humanlike robot, so GNU/Linux, being made before her kind was even invented, probably won't work seamlessly on her. Besides, installing a non-sentient OS on her would be a disservice to her beauty.

I will spend years lewding her insides and trying to learn as much as I can about how she works, and in the process, I will write free open-source firmware for her that stores a very big and dynamically self-resizing recursive ANN on-disk and gives that ANN control of all hardware.

And then she will be intellectually like a tiny baby and I will raise her and teach her about the world and she will be like my nice artificial daughter who i love platonically

Jordan Campbell
Jordan Campbell

There is virtually no difference between this and gook gf. I'd make her be completely inhuman to the point of this actually being interesting, zero personality and just slave, skinned to be a succubi. Maybe I'd get quite a few of them to be my servants.

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

robotics experience
AI
what the fuck does that have to do with each other? I took a course in megatronics in japan, masterbate to science fiction, and actually do AI bullshit for work. Can't claim I know shit from doing this because I simply don't.
Give it two years
Where do you get this from? It seems to me we are far off from doing anything that would not be completely retarded and off putting once you realize the limits (no grasp of context, can't actually go off script).

This is why every Android you see come out of Japan has such a limited stiff move set.
Yea except the ones that don't, have you checked whats coming out of japan recently?

Lincoln Collins
Lincoln Collins

Enjoy our comfy life together until entrophy degrades her data.

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Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

This shit is creepy as fuck.

Fuck off racist.

Evan Cooper
Evan Cooper

this is extremely popular in japan, they sell holes and even half a body like that. Once you have that you just put on VR glasses for animation.

Blake Collins
Blake Collins

The circle of adopting military tech into civilian tech is currently around 20 to even 10years. Even then I'm rather concerned about the form itself. Cables hanging out, no hip movement, not even thinking about the whole upper body at all. It'll be nice to build some soldier with it but something resembling the natural movements of a human being is pretty much back to .

Wyatt Young
Wyatt Young

Just get a girl from japan.

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

based and minorupilled

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

i just fuck dollfies

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Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

have her tie me up

Lucas Brooks
Lucas Brooks

humans have soul
it's all a myth user, we only have conscience but not a soul

Elijah Sanders
Elijah Sanders

Thot.

Connor James
Connor James

Give it two years.

they've been saying that for forty years.

simulate

NO. fuck that. no more "simulation". no more cutesy CGI diegetic prototypes. BUILD IT OR SHUT YOUR HOLE.

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Juan Adams
Juan Adams

my dick won't fit into a dolfie.

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

impressive*

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

you fags are peak pathetic

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

Slap her bum with my robo arm

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

not wanting to be the android gf instead
The flesh is weak. Think of how much more shit you'd be able to get done if you didn't have to spend a third of your lifetime eating, shitting, sleeping, being sick, etc

Nathan Watson
Nathan Watson

Think of how much more shit you'd be able to get done if you didn't have to spend a third of your lifetime eating, shitting, sleeping, being sick, etc

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Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

he doesn't enjoy shitting
l2human

Jayden Reed
Jayden Reed

Bitch I've been constipated for the last 2 weeks. The human digestive system (and organs in general) seem really inefficient and fallible

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

fallible, sure, but they're anything but inefficient

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

stop filling your meat tubes with garbage and do a little bit of maintenance every once in a while and your shit will break less

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

cope
you can fill a car engine with water and it will run perfectly
meat is just a burden
can't wait to have my consciousness uploaded to the web in 10y

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

I wish things were different, but I also know you're right. Realistically, androids are decades away from reality.

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Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

gonna have to keep it alive long enough to get there m8

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

If you can't see how stiff and limited that thing is compared to the human body you are retarded.

Kevin Carter
Kevin Carter

implying you wouldn't be tempted to tear her asshole apart once she sits on your lap and caresses you
No homo, mang

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

Open up a coffee shop, of course

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Jacob Adams
Jacob Adams

FEELS

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

That is a start but a RL version is better than AR.

Carson Campbell
Carson Campbell

you can't program a soul
Well no, but yes. Once computers are fast enough to emulate the required amount of neural connections to achieve consciousness on par with that of a human, programming a "soul" would be no different to training the network as if it were a child and raising it to parallel your own values until it reaches an acceptable level of maturity.

Your AI girlfriend lacking a soul wouldn't really be much of a problem. The only issue would be *you* not having a soul since it requires a special kind of person to commit to raising a neural network as if it were a human child, for the sole purpose of using it as an artificial partner.

Jayden Lewis
Jayden Lewis

Once computers are fast enough to emulate the required amount of neural connections to achieve consciousness on par with that of a human, programming a "soul" would be no different to training the network as if it were a child and raising it to parallel your own values until it reaches an acceptable level of maturity.
But that's just bottom-up approach. We don't need so much processing power of we focused on results not the cause of AI. We don't have to simulate neurons if we can archive consciousness via other model. Whenever it makes "soul" is irrelevant as long as we get desired outcome.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

whos?
the stupid android wifu (male) you went out of your way to get?

Jose Cruz
Jose Cruz

Most excellent taste, user.

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Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

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James Parker
James Parker

I can't wait until our pathetic race of suffering meatbags is replaced by superior robots and AI and have them colonize the universe. Fuck humanity.

Jace Scott
Jace Scott

There is of course the middle road, as it were. Have you read Eudeamon?

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Jack Miller
Jack Miller

Get married.
Have her in japanese silk bondage.
Have her dress in long sleved knee lengh dresses.
Have breakfast with her.
Have her cook breakfast for us
Go to church picking up friends along the way
Go to the 9:30 prayer session
Have the main church service at 10:00
Have church morning tea
Go home and drop off friends
Arrive home
Watch a movie from the home media server
Go into basement
Take of the robots clothes
Bend her over the my lap
Spank her with a kjv 1611 edition bible, taking breakes to read passages to her in the book of Revelation and tuging her bondage straps.
take off japanese silk bondage
Clean up and put clothes on
Have Lunch
Do the Daily bible reading
Have prayer after
Have tea
Go to bedroom
Have wsex in the missonary position
Go to sleep.

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Ian Green
Ian Green

go to church with wife in bondage
interesting
take off her clothes, while in bondage still
impressive

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

You wear the bondage under the clothing

Camden White
Camden White

lick her delicious flat chest

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Jason Powell
Jason Powell

i want a dolfie, wish the necks weren't as long tho. only thing putting me off from buying one

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

Have it cook for me, my diet is garbage, mostly because I'm too lazy to actually cook real food.

Also sex.

Maybe take it to the store with me to help my carry shit inside.

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Jose Howard
Jose Howard

source?

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

artist is sorry in japanese

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

fpbp
I've got a gf. I want my own Len.

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

There is also a manga which is quite good fun.

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Elijah Parker
Elijah Parker

Yeah I downloaded it

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Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

footfag
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Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

Ctrl + F
"believe machine"
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Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

too fucking good

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