Have you ever met a famous celebrity?

Have you ever met a famous celebrity?

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Yes your mom

I have touched the queen of the Netherlands

based

Aim for the head, I got no brain!

i met drumpft at a gay brothel

Did you get hard?

No but I did get her sick

Do porn stars count?

I met Ted Cruz and Ken Ham.

Met a few big named DJs, but that's about it

yes

Do e-celebs count?

Oh now Pinky. Given your age, should you be admitting having anything to do with DJs in this country?

nothing to be proud of

Yes (pic related)
He looked at me with disdain and kept walking

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Not really. Most famous I met was Guillem Balagué. Bit unfortunate for him as he shook my wanking hand.

Seth McFarlane
>got him to say “the holocaust never happened, user” in Brian’s voice followed by Peter’s laugh

I met the man, the myth, the legend in person

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I'm obviously very OldSkool

What was he like?

just like in camera, too bad he didn't fall or something, at least I got to shake his hand

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

How do you piss off Justin Bieber? Tell him Santa Claus aint real. How do you REALLY piss him off? Punch him in the teeth & tell him the tooth fairy aint real!

lol nice one

i've never left this island, and no one bothers to come here so i'm afraid not

First computer?

Why would anyone genuinely want to visit your island?

Beibers first computer or Pinky's?

the bloodsports, TT, people that like cats without tails

Yours again. He always doubts it's you since the PinkyPoster scourge.