What would you have told him if you were in that class?

>In fact a University spokesman told ABC that Rine had indeed made the whole thing up to scare the student into handing over the laptop.

like id still go to lecture if i had the exam lmaooo

he sent the video by email to all students

Yeah my bad, I skimmed through the video the first time so didn't catch "windows identification" bullshit as well as the "wireless card identification", and only heard the "eye witness and partial visual" part.

youtube.com/watch?v=rbzJTTDO9f4
This reminds me of this.
Do universities have a protocol to do these things or something? This is the exact same kind of speech.

fags tend to act in faggoty ways, big surprise

why do they give a fuck if they cheat

It's a trick. He doesn't know.

undermines their power

Holy kek.
This is basically the navy seal pasta: academic edition

Ask him if he is gonna get sued for losing confidential data? seriously bullshiting in his speech.

power over what? the fags who go for masters or phd?

People make stupid rash decisions, vengeance only feels good for a moment.

academics have huge egos

I'll tell /sci/ what you just said!

I mean real academics, not a bunch of failures on their 3rd postdoc.

>leaves a laptop with data worth millions of dollars on it lying around unmonitored in a public area.
bullshit

ye sure remember Disney losing Toy Story and One Employ hat a backup?

>professor goes over class time to perform a dramatic speech

K.. KEEP ME POSTED

he had already finished and asked people to stay to listen for a bit

Being this new
Quaint
;^)

Excuse me?

>What would you have told him if you were in that class?
so much "important" info, trusted in the hands of a retard.
>I am the only one that can tell if something has been copied
>I just dd'd your hdd fagget

this is back then where ophcrack required 10 seconds to do a rainbow table attack and give you the password of the system.

You'd think that he would have everything encrypted before even booting, but NO, such important shit had to be plaintext for everyone to read.

are you daft? 360* is a full circle

>transponder
lmao

Why would he care about any of that shit when he has transponders and towers set up everywhere to track it?

Stop it, you are making us giggle

based as fuck

I would probably laugh at him for being a retard. If they have all the info on the perpetrator then why don't they arrest them?

180* is the right term, because you'd go the opposite way. 360* is just turning around full circle.

are you actually this stupid?

>360* is just turning around full circle.
nah that would be 720*

Uh, I have a message for one person in this audience. I'm sorry the rest of you have to sit through this. Uh, as you know, my computer was stolen in my last lecture. Um, the thief, uh, clearly wanted to betray everyone's trust, and was after the exam.The thief was smart not to plug the computer into the campus network. But the thief was not smart enough to do three things: he was not smart enough to immediately remove Windows. I installed the same version of Windows on another computer. Within fifteen minutes, the people in Redmond, Washington were very interested to know why it was that the same version of Windows was being, uh, signaled to them from two different computers. The thief also did not inactivate either the wireless card or the transponder that's in that computer. Within about an hour, there was a signal from various places on campus. That's allowed us to track exactly where that computer went, ev, every time it was turned on. I'm not particularly concerned about the computer. But, the thief, who thought he was only stealing an exam, is presently, uh, we think, probably still in possession of three different kinds of data, any one of which can send this man, this young boy, actually, to federal prison -- not a good place for a young boy to be. You are in possession of data from a hundred million dollar trial, sponsored by the NIH, for which I'm a consultant. This involves some of the largest companies on the planet. The NIH investigates these things through the FBI. They have been identified; they've been notified about this problem. You are in possession of trade secrets from a Fortune 1000 biotech company -- the largest one in the country -- which I consult for. Uh, the Federal Trade Communication is very interested in this. Federal marshals are the people who handle that. You are in possession of proprietary data from a pre-public company planning an IPO.

The Securities and Exchange Commission is very interested in this and I don't even know what branch of law enforcement they use. Your academic career is about to come to an end. You are facing very serious charges, with the probability of very serious time. At this point, there's very little that anybody can do for you. The one thing that you can do for yourself is to somehow prove that the integrity of the data which you possess has not been corrupted, or copied. Ironically, I am the only person on the planet that can come to your aid, because I am the only person that can tell whether the data that was on that computer are still on that computer. You will have to find a way of hoping that if you've copied anything you can prove that you have only one copy of whatever was made. I am tied up all this afternoon; I am out of town all of next week. You have until 11:55 to return the computer, and whatever copies you've made, to my office, because I'm the only hope you've got of staying out of deeper trouble than you or any student that I've ever known has, ed, ever been in. I apologize to the rest of you to have to bring up this tasteful matter, but I will point out, though we have a partial image of this person, we have two eyewitnesses, with the transponder data, we're going to get this person. Thank you

>windows identification
>being able to detect a singular device on literally any network across their town/state
>telling the thief what's on it so he could have the chance to copy the data, sell it to whomever wants it and then return it as you can't detect whether a file has been copied
Calling bullshit. Boomers need to stop constantly lying.

You really are stupid man. Get off my board

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cringe

based

Holy shit how many retards itt that don't know basic geometry

You must be one of them zoomers I keep hearing about if you don't know the Moonwalk.

nigger he fucking drew you a picture and you still don't get it

did the zoomer fall for this?

college students are cucks

literal retards 180 is halfway, 360 is two halves so it's literally turning around then turning around again, back where you started

Way to explain a joke that was only vaguely fun last decade.

and then you moonwalk backwards to mock the subject you fucking retard
that's it
that's the fucking joke

now it's ruined good job you spackle-eating fuck nugget end your life

He just wanted his loli porn back, didn't he?
theinquirer.net/inquirer/news/1021698/redfaced-professor-scary-story

based student fuck professors.

Dude must've had a chub

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Universities are about learning, not just getting grades. The tests and assignments are to reinforce and determine whether you actually learned the course material, if someone cheats they don't know if they really know the course material or not.

If I were the student I'd just wipe the computer then dump it somewhere - after copying the exam and any interesting data and storing it on an encrypted drive.

I'd never admit to stealing a computer. If they tried to bring up the bullshit about secret knowledge, I think that would get thrown out of court since obviously I wouldn't know that stuff was on the computer when I stole it. As for charges related to stealing the computer, I'd be a lot more likely to beat those charges if I didn't confess to stealing the computer.

sorry i'm just pretending to be retarded uwu

based tyrone

Just go dump the laptop in a bathroom in the student union. Problem solved.