Neighbor installs a fucking doorbell

theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2019/06/police-offer-amazon-ring-free-exchange-access/592243/
>neighbor installs a fucking doorbell
>your house is now under constant surveillance
:'^)

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based IoT implementing 1984

Uhh, explain yourselves, ameribabs?

>land of the free

*land of the free doorbell

Ring needs subscription though, so it's still not worth it even if free. I know because I have one.

(((internet of things)))

imagine paying to be spied on.

the greatest trick the devil pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.

better than having basketball americans steal shit off my porch

I'd rather have to deal with niggers than with CIAniggers.

OK, anyone remembering Snow Crash?

this but with reptilians

no, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was the good guy and the good guy was evil.

no his greatest trick was convincing incels that fucking traps / trannys isn't gay

I'd get it only if they pay me to have it in my house, if they stop I'm removing it. I have nothing to hide but fuck paying them to spy on me.

Is it illegal to make human traps with a shotgun in america?

You could have it both ways and get a system set up that stores all data locally.
And you might want to act fast since they might not be available for long.

traps are cute

I can shoot people stealing something off my porch.

That is in fact illegal.

I thought that america was supposed to be based.

>I can shoot people stealing something off my porch.
If you're at home.
Otherwise you're as much at risk as the rest of us.

lol

As long as you're not doing anything wrong, you should be fine, right?

fag

>internet connected doorbell
The absolute state of technology.

move to an area that isn't shit

>pedophile prowls around my porch
>police now have reasonable suspicion to remove a lethal threat to my kids

I totally see why this would unnerve kissless virgins who spend their days furiously fapping to Kodomo No Jikan and cursing God

Yes, because that isn't covered under Castle doctrine.

The situation you're describing is legally identical to planting a landmine on your front lawn to keep hoodlems off of it, assuming you have a license to own both a landmine and a shotgun.

I can't wait until this gets hacked. Imagine if there was some deepweb hacker that could grant a thousand cameras into a neighborhood to anyone willing to pay a grand.

you realize this is coming to fucking every device right? the kikes will have their prison planet, the guys you mocked for conspiracy were right all along. this is what 5g is all about. your phone, your computer, your tv, your monitor, your mouse, your keyboard, your watch, your fridge, your oven, your microwave, your toilet, your shower, your doors, your everything will be listening in, backdoored, and constantly transmitting data to the kike datacenters in america and pissrahell

And no one will do anything about it other than bitch and moan on the internet about how much it sucks. Some will even call me a government agent just because I think maybe you fucks should actually try to use force to prevent it if you're so goddamn upset.

Use force to do what, user? Shoot the guy offering me a discounted doorbell when I can just tell him no?

next logical steps is to install these thing insidie "pedophile" houses

Why would you shoot an innocent employee?

So I can use force, as I'm justified because I'm upset, duh.

>I'm upset
That much is clear.

So? I'm not doing anything wrong.

>complaining about free shit

good thing im not a cucked urbanoid with chimpanzees living next to me

>not self hosting everything
>not having a hardened, segmented home network
>not having your property blanketed with cctv
>not being prepared to blind your neighbors smart doorbell with an infrared laser

Apply yourselves Jow Forums

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but china?!!!! but russia!!!!

Yes, complaining about this means complaining about that was invalid.
Thank you.