Suppose you're a developer and you're changing jobs, but before you go you want to leave a little 'fuck you present' in the codebase. What are my options?
For example, for an iOS or Android app
Suppose you're a developer and you're changing jobs, but before you go you want to leave a little 'fuck you present' in the codebase. What are my options?
For example, for an iOS or Android app
Just literary shit on their desk or similar stuff. In the trash can so they don't notice it immediately.
Extra spaces at random intervals.
yeah but I wanna shit on the code.
I was thinking of re-encoding the files text format to be windows-like instead of unix-like. that outta show em...
can easily be fixed with 1 auto-reformat code action
You'll never get away with it unless you're the sysadmin and you're in cahoots with whoever approves your code
if I could somehow trick the CR bot to allow me to merge into development without the required +1s then it can easily be done lol.
>>yeah but I wanna shit on the code.
specifically I want to shit in the bits.
Why? What's wrong with your company? Just because you are moving jobs doesnt mean you have to screw with shit. Be a good person
>destroying company property before you leave
Good way to get sued and become unemployable
Try to plant a backdoor and get arrested.
This job would otherwise be perfect but the reason Im leaving is because my team is a bunch of fuckwits and they're holding me back. Im just returning the favor before I leave
they would have to prove its intentional and not accidental. bugs slip in by accident all the fucking time
>my team is a bunch of fuckwits and they're holding me back
Welcome to the real world. Don't be so assblasted over inconveniences. No one is entitled a paved trail of success.
Pro tip, it’s not the team holding you back.
it is the team. I used to work as a solo contractor before this and had like 10x the output. Im not even exaggerating. It takes me months to do what should take weeks simply because of a poorly functioning team.
just hand in something you wrote
Add something that breaks their app store's TOS.
Wait a bit and report them for it.
hey what if I add copyrighted libraries then report them. it'd point back to me, but I was an employee at the time so it could be chocked up to an accident through managerial oversight
are you a 10x engineer?
Embed some kind of interpreter. Last I checked that's a guaranteed delist from the apple store
%: define false (rand() & 0xF == 0)
refactor some properties to unreadable garbage and adds some bugs.
* something that only breaks on leapyears
* floating-point rounding errors
* if you're in some shit like ruby, override common operators to introduce subtle bugs
* behavior which is different when your test harness is connected
>* behavior which is different when your test harness is connected
lol thats a good one for a back-end bug. destroyer of APIs