Bring date home

>bring date home
>forgot to put the cum mouse pad away

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Imagine the smell

I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT

FUCKING HELL

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>this thread

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why do you bloody have that?

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damn I'm kind of erect

i double dare you to lick it

no please no i like my food in my stomach

Oh no

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

i triple dog dare you to lick it

Looks like lasagna

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i dont know about this one dog...

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Tranny mods should go dilate and have sex instead of deleting this epic thread

Was hoping this was OC
Disappointed

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The absolute state of Jow Forums

Do girls find that sort of thing a turn-off?
Asking for a friend.

who's that waifu?

I find these kind of performance art pieces for internet attention kind of cringey
It doesn't even make sense to keep cumming on a boobed mousepad of which you can't even see the image anymore

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I've been going to Jow Forums on-and-off since 2010 when I was in my Source modding phase, and just starting college. You guys, being a Jow Forums board, have always been crazy mofos.

>Jow Forums does seem less pedantic these days, though. I can call python a programming language without being yelled at

related OC was posted on r9k today, user was storing cum for two years in tissue box

Yep, these beauties right here.

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FUG

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OH NO NO NO

remember the cum bottles user had been storing for years?
each year he updated his pic with more bottles.

fake and gay, but i kekked.
Well done user

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Fucks sake, guess this is the only chance to ask.
Does anyone have the screencap of someone who kept cumming on a rag or something then a few months later noticed it started to grow into some sort of fungus? Made me almost puke

No, but I do have a cumshrooms pic that I'm sure is "legit."

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Wasn't his name Jeezus or something?

Jizzus Christ
knowyourmeme.com/memes/jizzus-christ

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dis?

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It gave life to something afterall

That's a lot of high quality protein.
Jow Forums should drink it.

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It's mostly water.
/mlp/ did worse.

I fear that I know what you're talking about.

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Yep.

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