Want to make a million dollars? You are the fucking technical bosses of this website, so let me run something by you? What's more fucking annoying than a fly landing on your plate, dick, girlfriend's anal-skin, and monitor? Probably nothing. Maybe something. But flies don't give a fuck. They'll shit every time they land on your diet coke.
How hard could it be to make a fly taking device? Obviously you'd need multiple cameras with todays tech, but if you had 30 cameras in one room, and I let a fly loose, I guarantee you spergs would have HD slomo 8k 600hz vision in that fuck at every degree.
So, my true question: why can't we make a salt turret to shoot flies? The first person to do so will be the next Elon, I fucking promise you.
I don't want to have a crunchy sand floor because I have plastic tubes all over my house squirting salt everywhere nigga just get fly paper
Lucas Flores
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Xavier Rogers
I remember something like this being made to kill malaria-carrying mosquitoes in Africa. The thing used to shoot down the mosquitoes was actually just a Blu-ray laser snagged from a player. Pretty cheap too, if I remember correctly.
Christian Cooper
>You are the fucking technical bosses of this website
Flies are cute you evil bastard. I always catch them by the wings and pet them on the head before opening the window and setting them free. And NO they don't poop on me or my food. Maybe on yours cuz you're a dick.
>And NO they don't poop on me or my food. True, usually they vomit spit on things. Also fuck off, fly.
Isaac White
This is like building a Metal Gear to kill a raccoon eating your trash.
Go home, Wile E. Coyote
Liam Sanchez
>So, my true question: why can't we make a salt turret to shoot flies? It could be done, but a fly paper would be cheaper to produce, and more effective.
Robert Jenkins
>he doesn't breed insects to dump on his dick while fapping for the extra tingles
James Green
Tell me more.
Jayden Bell
the problem with anti-malaria mosquito lasers is that they give you malaria-mosquito vapour instead
Zachary Evans
It doesn't vaporize them, it just burns their wings off.
Bentley Long
Somw dudes at defcon made it with a fucking cd laser shit was crazy.