Go to restaurant

They compile in front of you, not sharing the recipe.
Know the difference, you uncultured swine.

I don't like to be tracked, suddenly that makes me a freetard. Why do you guys like being tracked? I mean, I understand wanting to use the same softwares your work uses, or something really feature packed, but all I do on a computer is browse the internet on sites that support no-script, watch entertaining media, and play classical music, I don't care about much, but I'de like to not be monitored doing these small things at least.

Nice

>even though the recipe is a secret.
No it's not, you tard. A first year chem student could figure out the recipe. The brand is the behind the power.

this

They can ascertain the components but not the exact ratio retard

They sure source their food from the open gutter.

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They can ascertain the exact ratio just fine.

Did you know its illegal to copyright a drink? You could sell Pepsi if you wanted, so long as you don't call it Pepsi. Most people don't because if they are making a soft drink, they'd rather make their own.

>go to restaurant
>"yes I'd like a file mignon with.."
>"Wait what are you doi-"
>"H-hey! Those are private pho-"
>"DUDE DID YOU JUST SWAB MY DN-"
>"What do you mean I agreed to this by sitting down?"

Typed that with your mouth open, eh? You're not too bright, bud. Back to /sqt/ you go.

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have sex

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Are you implying God has no sense of humor?

>Waiter asks you why you want free and open source software food
>Your handler tells the waiter that you're a retard
>Waiter brings you crayons and a piece of paper
>Happiest day of your life

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Excuse me sir, what you are referring to as chicken is actually KFC/Chicken. Or as I’ve taken to calling it, KFC plus Chicken .

I'll have the cuddles cheese girl please

>Go to small restaurant
>"Hey chief, that's pretty good! How did you made this?"
>"Come here son"
>He takes me to the kitchen

People say you can't make a living as a chef if reciped are open source. But restaurants will just hire you to improve upon open source recipes!

Bullshit. If that were true, store brands would actually taste like recognizable recipes

That would be unironically based. What a restaurant provides is service, convenience, and helping convince a woman that you're fuck-worthy.

A recipe has nothing to do with that.

>FOSS food

Isn't that the equivalent of fat neckbeards puking into each others mouths to share the food?

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are you blind?

>I'll be taking the source code for the herbs and spices now, colonel
>all 11

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MY DINNER PLATE IS NOT TRACKING EVERY THOUGHT I HAVE AND EVERY KEYSTROKE. MY FOOD IS NOT FREEDOM-DENYING FOOD. ALL FOOD IS FREE AS IN FREEDOM FOOD

I'm not interested in this porno.

same

>>comparing food to the code running on a machine that likely has had your SSN and banking info run through it at some point in time

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>what is kitchen prep work

Yeah your right
Comparing the very thing that keeps you alive to some information that can't directly affect you is pretty retarded

>choose to eat there anyway
>have an allergic reaction
>get taken to the hospital
>healthcare inspectors shut down the restaurant

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I mean, they should be able to at least tell you what's in the fucking food you're eating.

In the first world we have Nutritional Facts posted on all food products, so yes, we do this for food.

We should also do this for software because it makes sense.

I'm not eating anything until I've read your CoC.

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Not sure about other countries, but here in america the ingredients are usually on the menus

I'm a waiter. If you're not allowed to know the recipe, you're eating at a McDonalds or worse.
That's how it should be, a decent summary must be on every item's description. You're not eating crabby patties. People have allergies, preferences, and so on. Chefs worth their salt share any detail when asked to.

And if I recall, this is not "code" but printed simulation results.

It is. She was a human calculator for long strings of relatively simple equations. Since computers couldn't do it all. She wasnt some mastermind who wrote code that got us to the moon.

"no"
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10383544
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10384642

>a literal reddit post

No. The facts on what she did are there. Someone's in accurate interpretation of it means nothing. Go back.

>ask to see chef after meal
>this meal was outstanding may I have the recipe?
>get recipe.
This is how it works when you don't go to shitty chain restaurants just so you know.

what do you mean 11? we only add oregano and chicken breading mix off the shelf

>Go to Gordon Ramsay TV show restaurant
>Yes ill take the beef wellington with a gla-
>"OY M8 FOKKIN WANKER IDIOT SANDMINGE"
>Excuse me?
>"YOU THINK YOU ARE SPECIAL M8? WALTZING IN 'ERE MAKIN' DEMANDS"
>I j-just want to e-
>"I HAVE THOUSANDS OF CUSTOMERS COMIN IN 'VRY DAY M8 I DONT NEED YOU AND YOUR FOKKIN ARROGANT MOUTH KISS U MUM WIF THAT SHIT ILL FOKKING SHANK YOU GET OUT GET OUT OF MY FOKKINN RESTAURANT"
>Read the FAQ :) Thread locked (insufficient karma poster)
>---------
>If you can't install gentoo, you don't belong here. I am great.

>girl on the left

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This analogy would make total sense if the customer were blindfolded and being spoonfed by the waiter.

"What am I about to eat?"
"Megaprotein Pro™. It's what you paid for."
"What kind of meat is it?"
"It's really rich in minerals and essential nutrients such as Vitamin R."
"But what is it?"
"Modern life is tough, but Megaprotein Pro™ gives you the Get Up and Go® you need to Megacharge Your Day® ."
"Yeah, but-"
"Just open up and eat the cum.
Also, you agreed to let us record and distribute an adult video of this by sitting in the chair."