Appleshit is LITERALLY worthless

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You mean soldered and bricked parts? Memory and SSD are soldered in, not in separate modules. Parts are kept in Apple logistics, so someone selling "parts" for Apple stuff and not the entire thing is suspicious. And selling the entire stolen gear means he is getting tracked. Not worth the time

all you can think is ram and ssd?

they weren't stolen because thief likely knows from experience that iCloud locked devices are bricks (i.e. iCloud lock doing it's job as a theft deterrent)

That's a weird way to spell "thief-proof".

Only base, screens, trackpad, keys and screen can be really sold and taking the shit apart and selling it in parts just isn't worth the time and the 2-3 different screwdrivers it'd take.

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a methhead looking for a quick fence doesn't have the time or patience to take shit apart. not worth their time when all they wanted from the smash and grab was enough for their next hit

>cant sell for parts
>cant break remote lock
>might get caught for stealing it
i know this is a troll thread but this is proof that apples anti-theft practices are industry leading :^)

>Only base, screens, trackpad, keys and screen can be really sold and taking the shit apart and selling it in parts just isn't worth the time and the 2-3 different screwdrivers it'd take.
>a methhead looking for a quick fence doesn't have the time or patience to take shit apart. not worth their time when all they wanted from the smash and grab was enough for their next hit
I am pretty sure that the same methhead is patient enough to list the stolen goods over ebay or craig's list for a few weeks, have people come over to check them and sell them.
why are you implying such shit niggers?
How hard it is to find a pawn shop for electronics? Ohh.. wait, there's literally one in every block employing shitskins who do this exactly fucking thing with stolen goods.

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>apples anti-theft practices are industry leading :^)
geeh... I don't know man, rossman changes parts back and forth.
afaik, the only anti-theft system is in iphone.
you can format the macbooks and no harm is done.

everyphone has anti-theft.
you can call your provider and tell him to blockthe imei.
this will be done for the other 2-3-4 providers in each country.
every phone can be bricked, niggers.

A pawn shop isn't going to buy an obviously stolen Macbook. The shit can be traced back.

>patient enough to list the stolen goods over ebay or craig's list for a few weeks, have people come over to check them and sell them.
And he would need to do it for every little part and get like 20 bucks for everything sans screen. Besides, he'd need to learn how to remove it safely. It's more work than stealing something else.

And they know all the trouble they get into when a Mac or iPhone/Pad shows up, and literally throw the idiot who brought it in out

>implying Android phones doesn't turn into bricks after two years either way

People who steal are not known for their patience and dedication for clean work. Retard.

>pawn shop
pawn shops buy stolen shit every day, try harder.

>buying Apple laptops and desktops is actually a good idea

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>they know all the trouble
I bet they know that.
they also know that a pair of headsets and a BT speaker costs $5,
but a laptop screen with the assembly is not worth the $400 you find it on ebay, nor the 5 screws and 5 mins you need to remove it.
try harder idiot.

Which they can sell. You can't sell a stolen Mac, and if you do you will find the police knocking on your door for the damn thing ratting you out.
People who sell stolen Macs don't do it for very long.

>You can't sell a stolen Mac
stolen macs and iphones are sold everyday for parts at pawn shops who buy electronics, or shady local "electronics" shops.

>People who steal are not known for their patience and dedication for clean work.
yeah, that's why they grab everything and sell them for pennies to people who can buy anything from them.
can't cope with the fact that a nigger won't touch a macbook, huh?

I am on a LG G4, w/o bootloops, or any other problem since 2015.
It didn't get a throttling update from LG,
It had a replacement battery last year for $9,
It works with wired and wireless headphones,
It has wireless charging with the proper case,
It can use NFC,
It has a 2560x1440 resolution,
Every app gets released for this version of android,
stop implying applefaggot.

Not him but coping with how fucking sense you rn

>yeah, that's why they grab everything and sell them for pennies to people who can buy anything from them.
And these people tend not to buy stolen Apple stuff because it's too much work. Then they pass the message on to the thief.

also it has a
light sensor,
fm radio,
a 16 MP camera, with HDR
it can record 4k video
the camera can run on manual, like a dslr
it has stereo (does this hurt applefags?)
it has accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass, barometer, color spectrum
I troll faggots with the IR

Because they're always told to give it back jamal everytime they come here

>And these people tend not to buy stolen Apple stuff because it's too much work
that's what I am telling you.
thieves do zero work.
they grab and sell everything.
any laptop is worth the disassembling time to take out parts and we are talking here about a fucking meme that costs $2000+ dollars.

common sense on Jow Forums doesn't exist.
because anyone with 30+ IQ would know that you are 4 screws away from a macbook pro screen that is found $400 on ebay.
apparently the tech savvy faggots on Jow Forums think that apple can track your screen or the aluminium case it comes with.

Fucking based.

>about a fucking meme that costs $2000+ dollars
And outside of the screen the shit is worth pennies. Even chinks sell new keys for like 5 bucks each.

>that you are 4 screws away
Ahahaha. No.

>apple can track your screen or the aluminium case it comes with.
You can track down the entire thing while the battery is still connected, so the thief would need to take care of the shit while still at some neutral location. Imagine some meth addict messing around with a torx screwdriver in a park.

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This is the real reason

Nice one, pajeet

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>You can track down the entire thing while the battery is still connected
the apple products are well-known to create their own internet around them.
so, even if you try to take a macbook to your home it will create internet and connect to the nearest apple server.

>Ahahaha. No.
Ahahaha. Yes.

>And outside of the screen the shit is worth pennies. Even chinks sell new keys for like 5 bucks each.
removable ssds(only the touchbar macbook pros have non-removable ssds, but your regular methhead know that... right Jow Forums?), trackpads, ram, fans, batteries, etc.
why do applefags want to convince us that it isn't worth it to steal a $2000+ machine for parts?
>pajeet
did I hurt you fagget?

>the apple products are well-known to create their own internet around them.
You're surrounded by wifi shit everywhere.
>Ahahaha. Yes.
It takes twice as many just to open the cover.
>only the touchbar macbook pros have non-removable ssds
Or the Air or the Macbook. Besides it has their own weird connector, so it'd be extra time and work just to wipe it.
>trackpads, ram, fans
Worth a few couple bucks. And again, a bitch to get to.
>batteries
Selling used batteries is a crappy business.
>why do applefags want to convince us that it isn't worth it to steal a $2000+ machine for parts?
Maybe because it literally isn't? Just to get away stealing the shit would require stupid amounts of preparation due the tracking. Unless you have someone dedicated to the task (and they need to have their own fence, selling bits on ebay is idiotic) the amount of work and experience required to get the stuff just isn't worth it for your average pawnshop. It might be a different business in some third world hellhole but in the first world it's stupid.

>You're surrounded by wifi shit everywhere.
god damn, why am I paying for internet then?
>It takes twice as many just to open the cover.
so, it's 5 more mins of labor to pocket $400. too much work, huh?
>it has their own weird connector
still usable on the macbook pro.
>Selling used batteries is a crappy business.
now it's not worth the $50 to remove the battery from the cover that you already removed for the screen
>Worth a few couple bucks. And again, a bitch to get to.
trackpad $30
ram $50-$
cpu+gpu fans $30
guess, couple bucks and 5 more screws.
>Just to get away stealing the shit would require stupid amounts of preparation due the tracking
everything that is used for parts cannot be tracked. period.
now, you may ask yourself, why would you get into such trouble to waste your times lying on things that are 1 query away to ebay to be disproved?
I ask myself, what kind of retards will continue to support lies even though they've been proven wrong from the first post?

I've been to Jow Forums, Jow Forums, /diy/, Jow Forums, /o/, Jow Forums, /v/, /vr/, /vg/, I cannot explain the fact that Jow Forumstards are the worst kind of Jow Forums users.
look at your fucking post, your argument on tracking a laptop is because there's wifi everywhere... as if that fucking macbook has the privilege to connect to every network without asking for password and it transmits its location.
dumb faggots, stay on your containment board, Jow Forums, and never infest the rest of this site.

They probably stole them before and dumped them somewhere

>he thinks piggybacked NSA datastreams even need the SSID to connect to NSA approved routers
lmao

>Parts are kept in Apple logistics
Independent shops like Luis Rossman's source parts from broken computers, and chinks who source them from broken computers.

Burglars usually steal stuff that is light and can be hidden. They don't steal TVs or laptops. They like jewelry, cash, stamps.

Macshit has such poor value, the original buyer already lost $000 from buying it, so stealing them is like gaining a negative.

MacBooks and iOS devices keep their value the longest though. Are you from India or something?

>as if that fucking macbook has the privilege to connect to every network without asking for password and it transmits its location.
Woah dude, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Read up about how the tech behind find my mac works.

fagbooks have secret nsa sauce that secretly connect to every network without credentials or even without network.

Worst, he’s from China

street shit harder ijeet

The method is pretty standard actually. Seriously, just educate yourself. Start with: Wi-Fi Positioning system.

>no u
with this sort of wit, it's hardly a surprise you're destined to a life of food service jobs and sour grapes

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This. And any stolen apple product acts like a gps tracker. Even if the device is powered down.

At best the person could strip the device for its screen, etc. That would presuppose the thief knows how to do this. You average Jamal can’t.

Jamals don't know and don't need to know. The fence should know the screen and chassis can be easily stripped and sold though.

If Jamal doesn't remove the battery before bringing it to the fence, they both will get fucked.

>hello, this is macbook, I know where I am
>hello?
>hello?
>anybody hears me?
>hello?
man, I have a gps device on my car, it knows where it is with several meters of accuracy, but it cannot tell anyone else outside of the car.

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>foreveralonecar
Sad.
Also wifi is far more accurate than GPS.

appletards think that their devices phone home regardless.
listen up idiots,
the device is stolen and taken somewhere else
if the device cannot or is not connected to the network, it cannot phone home.
macbooks and any other device, regardless of apple or not, doesn't do ssid logging, that's illegal. It does, though, harvest the data from the ssid you are connected to.
now, if jamal takes the macbook and installs, let's say, linux on it, apple tells you that they cannot do anything.
Your macbook can't be located, or even worse, take commands to self-wipe, unless it is connected to the network intact, as it was stolen.
>Also wifi is far more accurate than GPS.
no it's not. Consumer gps devices the last 2 years have 30cm accuracy.
Wifi data, e.g. ssid, can pin-point on an area on the map, IF you have an updated db with that SSID and its location.
mozilla has one of the most populated databases
location.services.mozilla.com/map
my ssid and my IP are pin-pointed ~400km away, that's what google also sees, since I change my SSID whenever I see the google car passing by.

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>now, if jamal takes the macbook and installs, let's say, linux on it, apple tells you that they cannot do anything.
Is this even possible? Even on the macbooks with the t2 security chip?

t. nonmacosuser

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this dude was faster I don't know if there's a modding community, e.g. dump your bios, edit it with a provided program and then upload it to the device.
there's a shitload of modders for laptops with 1/100th the popularity of fagbooks, but Jow Forums appletards will claim that apple is secure.
blog.frizk.net/2016/10/dma-attacking-over-usb-c-and.html

should have smashed them just to spite appletards

Both posts are me. The firmware is probably signed so it would be even more difficult. Additionally, druggies also aren't likely to know about any of this.

>druggies also aren't likely to know about any of this.
you don't need to be an electronics engineer to steal some laptops, phones, tvs and sell them.
wasn't there an industry before you could brick your iphones via icloud?
wasn't there an industry before you couldn't break into any iphone?
there was, and none of those niggers new how to do it, they knew where to sell them and the people who bought them, they knew the guy who did this.

The thief could have been a bit more creative

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>any stolen apple product acts like a gps tracker. Even if the device is powered down

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>not taking his internet router too just out of spite
lightweights

Wrong. That might save you from smarter criminals but the majority of them don't think that far ahead. Apple logos still make you a target in public if you're in shit areas.

iTODDLER
COMPLETELY
AND
THOROUGHLY
BTFO
FOR THE NEXT 47 YEARS

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retard
dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2573761/Apple-track-AFTER-iPhone-battery-dies-Sensors-continue-collect-data-phone-dead.html

>Daily Fail
you tried

> I change my SSID whenever I see the google car passing by
Holy autismo. That's hilarious.

They have first hand experience. They learned that if they leave them they have moor room and time to take your other shit.

maybe read your own article next time

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these were clearly professionals.

Jow Forums is finally catching on.... apple has been doing incredible security stuff like this for years

>your possessions aren't stolen because the thief knows they can't unlock it due to iCloud protections
>somehow that = BTFO
the dumb redditania poster is at it again

GIVE IT BACK JAMAL

Someone broke into my car while on vacation and outside the country. My most "notorious" porn was on some external drives in a suitcase. Am I due for the pokey?

[spoiler]Its been 2 weeks[/spoiler]

You are missing your iMac.

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My surface book 2 is just as theft resistant. I'm pretty sure all laptops are gonna be like that soon. Pawn shops are gonna be going out of business.