>he uses apple products
He uses apple products
Nicholas Jones
Aaron Evans
Jow Forums needs to be purged
Camden Collins
>uses a mac
>gets killed by an incel
Caleb Hughes
dont
they just jump back here
Cameron Russell
>he uses applel products
0/10 would go full lesbian
Jacob Hall
you are now aware you're running on 2 year old memes
go outside
Benjamin Collins
we just steer away from incels, so stop being an incel maybe?
Jose Perry
>we
why do white men want to be women so badly?
Henry Cruz
>mfw I unironically used a Mac while in college (iMac, 2006 vintage)
>had sex (I did) with multiple women
>found a cute loli looking but of age gf
>happy
fast forward a bit
>moving across the country for reasons (dumb reasons)
>packing our shit up and cleaning
>iMac is sitting on an old desk
>loli gf pulls out ALL the drawers to clean them out, one by one without closing the previous
>desk tips over, iMac screen crashes and shatters
I console her telling her that it's just a computer, and that I still love her more than any material thing.
>not economical to fix
>squint through the shattered screen to format the hard drive
>some guy from kijiji buys it, creepy looking guy with a son, says he fixes them for schools
>loli gf's dad offers to buy her (and by extension, shared with me) a new computer if we take buses/trains instead of driving all the way across the country
>agree
>goes out, buys some shitty Windows laptop to replace the iMac
fast forward
>breaking up with loli gf because she is getting more and more shitty tattoos that ruin her look and I because I am becoming increasingly mentally ill
>in a fit of rage i lightly drop her laptop, the screen shatters
>she later gets it fixed by bitching at the warranty center so fuck her
>I fuck a mutual friend on the way across the country home
>return home for treatment with just an iPod Touch that her parents had bought for my birthday
>get treated in the hospital for mental illness
>get povertybux, use that money to buy a cheap Sony laptop
>install Ubuntu
>mfw it actually works out of the box this time
>get backpaid schizobucks, use Linux
>eventually install Windows on the desktop for games, use it for a year or two
>kiss a girl but then she says she has a boyfriend "but it's ok, he knows about it"
>get back into GNU/Linux, now booting it full time
>no gfs or love interests really, celibate life yo
In between I got addicted to darkweb heroin and went to the hospital for an overdose.
Life is pretty good now.
Henry Adams
What the fuck was the moral of this story you blogfagging nigger?
Adrian Rogers
He just wanted to share his experiences with you
Gabriel Green
life goes on
there's no moral
but i was more sexually active when i was using OS X (as it was calledd at the time) and to some extent windows
David Wood
I see. Sorry for the angry reply.
Julian Lee
Literally me, minus all the stuff before the heroin.
I miss heroin.
Brandon Turner
shut the fuck up
Caleb Campbell
>had sex
all nice and good, but did you remember to
>dilate
?
Asher Bailey
You must be some sort of repressed variety of LGBT to go around finding trannies everywhere.
>mom there's a tranny under my bed and they're not dilating!
Jaxon Kelly
Stupid roasties.
Noah Parker
>she has had casual sex in her lifetime
Lucas Collins
iPad Pro is the only good tablet, there is no competition.
Nathaniel Reed
>tablet
>good