Fuck this thing

men's hair grows faster.
If you shave, your asscrack and legs will be sandpaper when you wake up the next day.
Epilating will last about a week and be smooth as a babys ass.

Ah...that would be quite painful, my dearest user.

I don't get it.

Why would anyone naturally hairy try to be a twinky trap?

Why the fuck would you shave your legs and ass? Fucking zoomers these days goddamnit

Better aerodynamics

Programming socks don't look good on hairy legs.

What kind of insane amount of insecurity makes someone subject themselves to this?

Just work out if you want to be aesthetic. You are going in the wrong direction, hair looks good.

I don't get it. It looks like it has an attachment to remove hair from legs. My ex used something like that.

You see that attachment on the left side? that's the one you're supposed to use as a male. To shave your beard. It is not painful.

If you really want to be an aerodynamic little twink just go get it properly lasered off. It'll never come back.

I bought the shit used it's couple times but damn does this bitch make it hard to get use to

really hairy asses can be unsanitary due to shitting.
being really smooth also makes it better for doing butt stuff.

arnt you that morbidly obese weird guy that lives in the woods?

phillips oneblade
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>Weird guy who lives in the woods

Sounds comfy desu senpai

I have the Silk Epil 9 and like it a lot. You have to shave first, then use it when the hair is a couple millimeters long. And then keep using it at least once a week on that area, unless you're actually a girl and your hair grows super slowly. Your follicles eventually get used to it and it doesn't really hurt.

Balls and pubic area get shaven though. That's a no-go area for this thing.

Are you Sparky? if not do you remember a tripcode user named Sparky? This was like more than 5 years ago, but he had the most unusual windows ME setup with this piss yellow color drenching the entire theme, I would be so pleased to know someone remembers him

I remember that fag from like 2008.

Was that the guy who was really proud of hosting his website from a Windows ME system?

Imagine being a moron and epilating your ass cheeks. You're bound to get an ingrown hair or boil soon. It will be so painful until the puss pops that you won't be able to sit for 2 weeks

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epilator

Honestly the only thing I remember about that guy is that he constantly talked about wanting to molest his little sister and showed off his hoard of loli porn.

Use Nair on your ass it's way easier

I can't be bothered to shave anything. What even is the point.

I think they want to expose themselves on streaming video in poses that make it hard to tell they are a guy.

Some seriously warped deviant shit if you ask me.

>he doesn't remove the hair on his ass
Enjoy being an incel
Girls don't want some nasty dingleberry infested forest between your cheeks

Hair doesn't look good with my new programming socks tho, you eternal neckbeard.

Pulling all your hair out and starving yourself into an undefined sickly parody of masculinity because you gave up on being a human being isn't attractive.

>Girls
Look, we all know what it's all about, no need to pretend.

I don't starve, I like my dick and I wear kneesocks with my skirt.
Keep seething fatso ape.

>you have to be an hairy ball to be masculine
>bearmode coming through

I'm a girl
Guys smell bad enough already without shit particles living in their ass forest. You think it doesn't smell but it does

Are you fat?

Post your weight in kilograms I want to at least make sure you're not pretending to be a paragon of hygiene and normalcy while being obese.

>I'm a girl
Jow Forumsadgets were a mistake

>Girls don't want some nasty dingleberry infested forest between your cheeks
but they do though

>paragon of hygiene and normalcy
lol
Its a thread about brainwashed queers pulling out hair and you are worried about whether I'm fat or not. I hope you can appreciate the irony in that. You are sick.

>You are sick.
not as sick as you tubby!

You hungry you poor confused faggot?

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You don't look that fat so its probably fine to say what you said. I'm sorry for doubting you, these days those who speak the loudest often carry the most weight you see.

tendies for the autistic looser?
show pudgy piggy stomach!

>Not gaving a bidet
Third world shitters.

You can't have my tendies I'll kick your ass.

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how does the bidet stay clean? its sounds dirtier than a playground water fountain.
someone elses shit blasting down in it only to spray up into your asshole afterwards
dirty city water with parasites getting injecteed into your freshly gaped asshole
every time someone clogs the toilet it will be submerged in their shit water so that anything that settles in the water hole will be injected into your asshole afterwards
yea no thanks.

Hair is actually where your sweat adsorbs and where bacteria thrive. So it actually is about hygiene.

B-but feminists told me it's natural and hygienic to be a sasquatch!

I know a quicker way you can stop sweating.

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>slim wrists
>patchy beard
>dark skin
>poorfag camera quality
Nigga who you tryin to convince your not a huwhite hairy 1/64th greek manlet?

video for linux 2 driver defaults to yuv420p

But I mean, this is Jow Forums and you are posting in a queer thread so I'm sure you wouldn't know that.

wrong type of bidet lol

Bidets need to be cleaned regularly. The shit sprays everywhere.

>linux drivers defaults
>acceptable quality
>h4xx0r unable to improve it
See.. this is why people laugh at you eternal meme.

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funny. I always thought youd be fat. Not even a midget. Also shocked youd post pictures of yourself.

No, people laugh at grown ass men that think removing their body hair and acting like a tranny will get them affection.

The actual disgust that a normal person feels when they see these twisted efforts is the very thing that these insane queers are trying to avoid by epilating or taking hormones.

If they can just act a bit more queer, just a bit more effeminate, maybe that will be enough.

But it never will be, eventually they will reach a point that not even homosexuals will be able to stand them and they will kill themselves.

Epilate

>socks with sandals
Well at least he did the right thing by killing himself.

Or, you know: you could take a shower once in a fucking while.

Why are you trying to hide your love for smooth boi pucci?

reddit spacing

>love for smooth boi pucci?
You mean the few seconds that I click a thumbnail before I realize its some queer's smooth ass and not a teen girl?

I'm not hiding it, I literally just told you about how disgusted it makes everyone feel.