LinusTechTips

Those are some hella thicc legs

She's a jungle Asian.

>tfw you're scrawnier than linus
should i just an hero now while i'm still ahead?

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100%

Wtf bros he is actually thicc.

Even when he is only in his underwear he still wears socks with sandals

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He's got kids, right? Put it up on a billboard right outside their prom when it's time

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they will shoot up a gas station before that happens

>sandals
>sandals with socks
He has to be an amerilard, right?

he's just that much of a chad

start lifting and doing cardio on regular before your metabolism slows down and you rapidly become a pudgy pregnant-looking-male slob

Your dad's a surgeon? That's nice... MY dad is a (barely) closeted homosexual who makes YouTube videos targeted at 10 year old gamer outcasts

Zipperhead

>homosexual dad
>when gay marriage is legal
American "logic" everyone

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I'm convinced he only acts this way as it's the only way he can actually express his gayness. At this point his only sexual experiences are fapping his tiny twink cock in the sever room at night to gay porn (in incognito mode) while Luke smashes his wife's tight Asian hole upstairs.

>linus tech tips undies
where can I get these unironically?

Pretty sure they were IVF babies. There's no way this man has ever touched a vagina.

worse a nammer

theyve been talking about them coming to the store for weeks now on wan show and in the last one luke and linus were talking about doing a show in just the underwear and painting over their nipples for twitch

He's been working legs

He's legit a 5'5" manlet

How the fuck do you end up with leg definition like that and rail thin arms.

He must bike or something.

Based

he's such a cute twink

He plays a lot of badminton, but I'm surprised that makes his leg look so big.

wow such haunt

Cardio is very important for almost every sport. I did a couple fighting sports for a long time. And jogging or skipping rope was literally the most useful thing you could do to prepare yourself.

He's not gay, he's Canadian. Very hard to mix up, I know.

hi linus

not my proudest fap

Send sweet sweet bobz

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uh, duh?

linus has smelly panties
UwU
*sniiiiif*

desu I doubt he cares. doesn't really need to, he's got $$$, fame and pussy.

now someone just needs to run it through faceapp

Teeehee don't hit on us you silly binary sex fags

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hi linus

I didn't think Jow Forums could get any lower. literally willing to send your shit to the Russian botnet. fuck this. literally worse than reddit

So freetards use a kernel made by a flaming faggot. Color me surprised.

He's a leaf

you don't get legs like that from badminton, he probably lifts

no, she is a terraformer

If he lifts weights, his physique wouldn't be so unbalanced. Unless he literally only does squats.

>a leaf
>is white
>is gay
>is a twink
>is a squeaker
Every. Time.

cope

Same thing.

My boy Linus.

junglegook

Also holy shit, vancouver is worse than I thought. Every video I've seen of them when they're out and about in their area it's nothing but gooks and halal cart vendors without a single actual canadian in sight.

Damn, he's actually fucking swole, mirin

i would fuck that

So linus is definitely gay, right? There are some people you can just look at and know they suck cocks, doesn't matter if they have a wife/kids.

Dude has killer legs though not gonna lie

Mmmmmhmm bby lemme slurp that ass like a lollipop mmhhhh ahhhhh you gotta tingle the tongue, tease it right at the spot until you feel a warm whiff on your cheeks and a bittersweet aroma in your nostrils.

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Wtf goy, those are real canadians too.

What point are you trying to make?

Burger here, we also think socks and sandals are strange. For whatever reason here in NY if someone sees you wearing that they usually ask if you're German. Apparently Germans do it.

Asian

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How do you fuck that jesus christ.

Alien*

she is funny thou

hi linus

The real sad part is that she has a WAY hotter sister who used to work with Linus and seemed into him (she even used to look after his cat).

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Can't believe he chose that cockroach-looking thing.

I mean that's still a gook looking gook but you're right, miles better than the other. Linus has to be gay then, he created linux after all.

this but unironically

Why you calling yourself gay linus? When you going to stop shilling yourself on Jow Forums linus?
When is that gay bar orgy tape gonna leak linus?

owO

wtf is that Linus?

HHHNNNGGGGGG

Cute
At least he's not overweight or a tranny like 95% of Jow Forums

SS+GOMAD

based

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Stupid sexy linus

Wait, he's straight?

Its Lana Rain, a popular camwhore. "The Living Hentai"

What s fucking faggot.
I honestly feel bad for his children. Dame thing for the kids of most vloggers/youtubers.
Imagine your daddy being a flaming manchild who is a closet homosexual. If the dude just admitted it then I bet his kids would turn out sorta normal. I bet linus is lurking this thread right now... if you see this linus, stop embarrassing your family and bloodline. Please act like a normal adult, dont put your family through this. Please linus you dont want them to go crazy, just act like a normal dude. No one cares about looking like a giant faggot, you could live a normal life talking about computer related topics on YouTube. Stop dressing and acting like a 14 year old edgy teenager. Grow up.

allegedly, but there's no way that jungle chink isn't a beard.

Shut up this is the new normal, the future is now old man.

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lmaoing at these zoomers who think that this is cringe and not top tier dad humor.

Jow Forums would be vastly improved if e-celeb bullshit was permanently banned

imagine caring about e-celebs

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When Jamals cock was deep in your ass did you pass it off as a dad joke too?

Not gonna lie, I'm mirin those legs

How old is Linus? Late 30s?

Worst, he is Canadian

80+% of American tourists I've ever met (and I live in a euro tourist city) wear either sandals and socks, or white trainers and white sport socks pulled up to the knees. Easily 75% of all people I've ever met wearing them have been American, the remainder German.

Also NY doesn't count, it's the one fashionable place in the US.

nice legs desu