Ex-Microsoft dev used test account to swipe $10M in store credits

>news.ycombinator.com/item?id=20467140
>M-microshat can't track me, I use PlaceboMeUp!!
>I use LTSCBGTQ with PlaceboWall tee hee. It stops all telemetry haha

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>Logs into a dev account
>LMAO THIS IS THE SAME AS USING LTSC WITH A LOCAL ACCOUNT

>$10M
Why didn't he stop at $100k? Then he would never have been caught and could retire in Cambodia.

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>Cambodia

Um sweety he probably doesn't want to get kidnapped or murdered by hookers

>stealing money from an account MS gave him
>wtf bro how did they know it was me
kek

LMAO Fag.

it was a shared test account used by entire divisions

And this is why you use XMR kiddos. Also don't do shit from your own box. Set up a laptop in Russia and tunnel to it. That way even if the account can be tracked to you you can pretend someone took your credentials.

Actually, better yet don't commit fraud. It's not worth it. There are legal, yet still immoral, ways to make money fast

>when your developers steal from you

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallel_construction
>NSACORTANA, load botnet files
>NSACORTANA, map all xbox transactions
>NSACORTANA, cross-reference all vscode users
>NSACORTANA: 1 match. Eliminate target?

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>Actually, better yet don't commit fraud. It's not worth it. There are legal, yet still immoral, ways to make money fast
Explain

Anonimal please go back to fixing XMR

Starting up a company, tricking VC sugar daddies to invest in vaporware. Build up "revenue" and cash out when IPO

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he only got 3m

Why do people who do shit like this always buy a bunch of expensive flashy shit? Didn't they watch the Sopranos? You have to actually launder your money.

They didnt use telemetry to catch him, they used standard investigation: which ex employees had acess and, of those few, which ones are extremely rich all of a sudden?

>convince the investors we're profitable then dump it all
>live out the rest of your life in the swiss alps

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Still not close to the best cyber heist ever made :

>TheBangladesh Bank robbery, also known colloquially as theBangladesh Bank cyber heist,]took place in February 2016, when thirty-five fraudulent instructions were issued bysecurity hackersvia theSWIFT networkto illegally transfer close to US $1 billion from theFederal Reserve Bank of New Yorkaccount belonging toBangladesh Bank.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangladesh_Bank_robbery

Or work a non brainlet job for a year and make the same amount

Why are people so stupid with the magnitude lmao.