I’m trying to become an obnoxious tech faggot. I already have wireless earbuds, a smart watch, and a smart phone. What else should I get?
I’m trying to become an obnoxious tech faggot. I already have wireless earbuds, a smart watch, and a smart phone...
Landon James
Benjamin Reyes
A smartphone armband
Jayden Edwards
Money from Samsung
Sebastian Price
I use galaxy earbuds when im at the gym.Fuck, people there must think im a huge ass.
Jacob Phillips
You should buy an Amazon Echo to every room of your dwelling and every time before you move from A to B, plan every trip with Google Maps - using the voice interface of course - regardless where you are or who you're with.
Get rid of all of your physical credit/bank cards and use nothing but wireless payment from here on in. Anywhere you go, always start by asking if they accept BTC.
Everyone will hate you in no time.
Nicholas Rogers
The real douchebags walk around with huge studio-grade headphones on. And I'm not talking some Bose wireless stuff, I'm talking about those massive, top of the line AKG's.
Retro headphones are also a great way to advertise that you're an asshole.
Dylan Reed
A boyfriend
Jayden Scott
>implying he doesn't already have three
Jack Bennett
AR glasses
Wear them on the street
Juan Hernandez
HRT
Luke Clark
Get a real Stacy to walk around with you
Juan Walker
a bullet to the side of the head
Brody Nguyen
>cases and screen protectors
top kek
Nathaniel Nguyen
A sex change operation
Nolan Long
It's asking for things it hasn't gotten already
Mason Campbell
Syringes and a vial of estrogen.
Gabriel Moore
How about a clue
How about a life
Christian Wood
kys
Jordan King
Smart home integration. Then invite people over and casually have all sorts of crazy automated shit.
Bentley Butler
dragon dildos
Mason Turner
Rgb gaming zippo
Jaxon Garcia
LOL YOU BOUGHT ALL OLD SHIT DUMBASS
NOTE 10 is literally in 2 weeks
Camden Jenkins
A vape
Christian Allen
Smart glasses, I think there are some.
I'm seriously considering that just to be able to see notifications without moving a hand.
Henry Anderson
a blog
Jaxon Reed
a brain
Jose Long
Have fun getting tracked
Brody Ross
>holeshit
>no jack
oh boy can't wait for that one
Leo Morales
Yeah fuck that. 512gb note 9 hang represent!
Nicholas Taylor
Elijah Green
why, whats the point
Gavin Perez
Should have gone Apple.
Chase Williams
Google glass
Alexander Reed
a dragon dildo
Isaiah Johnson
CONSUME CONSUME CONSUME
lol neo g
Brayden Brooks
a smart dragon dildo
Ian Roberts
>vial of estrogen
These are harder and harder to get in the free market.