Actually has Vaseline on his desk

>Actually has Vaseline on his desk

What’s wrong with this guy?

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It's for over clocking using LN2.

>cleaning videocards in the washing machine

I have vaseline on my desk right now as well.

Sure.

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if you weren't a cum-brain neet you'd know that vaseline is used for things other than masturbating to trap porn

Sure.

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Why do you need lube to masturbate?

Probably an amerifart with a butchered cock.

protip: a ~$20 bottle of jlube powder will make enough lube to seriously last a lifetime. like ~10 gallons, no joke.

David Bowie seems to have been such a cool dude. He probably knew he was better than almost any other musician but he didn't rub it anybody's face and collaborated with a lot of people.
If a 16 year old with a guitar wrote his first song and presented it to him he'd probably say something like 'that's really good!' before giving some tips to make the song less awful all the while being as supportive as possible.
It's a completely made-up vision of DB but I like it.

Oh please, don't start this fucking conversation again.
I have a circumcised penis, I do not need lube.

>jlube powder
how have I gone so long without knowing about this
thanks user

>mutilated penis
Your opinion goes down the shitter.

it's been kinda exclusive to the gay fisting community for decades. furries are starting to get into it recently since it's the same lubricating ingredient as bad dragon's lube.

poppers are another gay community hidden gem.

oh yes, the vaseline is the only concerning thing in this picture, not the huge vat of liquid nitrogen that is probably hosing remains of a dead hooker

Your obsession with circumcised penises going into your asshole isn't very relevant.

It's from the overclocking video with him and Jay competing against each other. Funnily enough, Jay said the Vaseline is for the loser.

I have vision like this aswell of him made up.

That actually sounds like it could have been true.

>Dead hooker

Steve hasn’t seen a vagina since his mother gave birth to him.

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I have vaseline on my desk too for my chronic cheilitis

I'm a fag so I know about poppers, fisting's kinda beyond me though. just goes to show that it pays to expand your social circle I guess. mostly I hear people rave about albolene and I was like, meh, I'm not paying for that when I can just use cum

>albolene
wat. first result is some negress sweating balls wearing a walmart bag around her waist.

It's used to waterproof electronic components so that the condensation that builds on them during LN2 overclocking doesn't brick it

He is being fucked by AMD problems

cope somewhere else, kike

bored mlm housewives have started pushing it as some kind of weird weight loss stretch mark removing toxin purging cureall, but apparently it's a very good lube

Faggot.

who said anything about vagina?

>be american
>have baby boy
>hold him for the first time
>look deep into his eyes
>feel an indescribable joy
>the purest love I've ever felt in my life
>i never knew my life could have such meaning
>it's like everything is changing in one instant
>this is the greatest moment of my life
>i'll always be there for you
>i love you son
>"OK Doc, now chop off a piece of his cock."

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Thats the thing most of us mutilated bois don't have loving parents

Can americlaps even feel love?

It legit repels condensation. You zoomers are cancerous when it comes to custom desktops pre-2010.

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you cant use vasline on a cock. it's a petrolitic chemicial

All of his recent videos are trash. He's probably gone full shill mode

He was simply the coolest person who ever lived. He could, and did, hang with anyone. Went through everything in various different phases and came out the other side cooler for it. He had a significant impact on not only music, but fashion and style too.

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Yet being born with a vagina mean this would be illegal. Why is this allowed, anons? To this day I still have some lingering resent towards my parents for mutilating me.

To get the dragon dildo in your ass.

>be european
>be a cuck
>wife calls
>"Honey, the baby is coming"
>rush my way to the hospital
>held up for half an hour trying to find all my licenses
>get into the room
>find ahmed holding my black rape baby in his hands
>kick me out of the room for being white
>fined for not being diverse enough on the way out the door
How do yuropoors even cope?

It's actually a good replacement for thermal paste

Behold, the power of OP's arguments!

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>ahmed
What about Xing Ping, Juan and Tyrone in USA ?

even if you have a foreskin its a nicer experience.

if you don't have one then I suppose it stops your dick looking like the sahara

why is the american argument always ahmed posting when they've been overrun with niggers for decades?

>Be murimutt
>The home of nigger worship and BLACKED degeneracy
>Calling anyone else a cuck
lel

well hello my european friend.

his videos are so tiresome to listen to, he talks like a robot

>just goes to show that it pays to expand your social circle I guess
yea what would people do without knowing the fisting secrets of hiv infected nutjobs

I use vaseline to make my self harm marks heal better.

Remember that BowieNet was a thing and lasted 9 years

The goat farmer rears his cheesy head.

Little rings of it in the shape of a dragon dildo base? I get those, too.

Eh, I tried it and imo outside of fisting, it's not worth it. It's a fucking headache to clean up(drip any on hardwood and be prepared to mop the floor 3 or 4 times to get it not being dangerously slippery) and it dries out too fast. Also, after you mix it, you have maybe 72 hours of use if you refrigerate it... Maybe 6 hours if you don't.

My go-to for cheap lube is pinkcherrys house brand bulk stuff. $20 can get you about a liter, and it's shelf stable. Doesn't get tacky either.

13 bucks free ship from a pet supply but this could be a great dish soap replacement for the slip and slide

Thanks to my latest hypertension medication, I have to put some Vaseline up each nostril a couple times a day or my nose dries out and the skin around the rim cracks and bleeds. Feelsbadman.

>Bowie

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Maybe he's getting penetrated on the regular

>briefcase full of drugs
>bad

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Most of you faggots cant even clean hour rooms. Were suppose to expect you to clean the dickcheese inside your foreskins?

where's the crying lady liberty?

He was the single person holding back clown world. Things didn't truly go to shit until around when he died.

Americans always talk like smegma is a disease that's going to kill you and always think it's male-exclusive with their use of "dickcheese"
doctors, then parents, continue to destroy the genital structure of infants because they have never read a correct anatomy book in their career

>Vaseline
it's for coating the mobo for LN2 overclocking.

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The guy who makes these shitty comics is the quintessential boomer. He's arrogant and disdainful, completely self assured and matter of fact about things he only has a vague surface level understanding about. The mental gymnastics this faggot has to go through to complain about concepts that assault his very sense of being as a bitter, old, closed off irrelevant boomer retard are so great that he should be given an Olympic medal for ignorant conjecture.

Jesus christ, even that little caricature of him on the bottom and the way he daintily holds that stylus like the frumpy old wrinkled fat faggot that hell always be is enough to send me into a blind rage. Fuck boomers, cant wait till they're all dead in the ground and their retard kids piss all their inheritance money down the drain.

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Are you telling me that Steve wasn't a C-section?

it's from The Onion you fuckin' tard

Get a fucking grip on yourself man... use Google before forming opinions based off of a single JPEG

You are literally the problem with society

Didnt this homo die from being gay

it's also pretty obvious from the content, even if you don't know the origins of the comic

bing crosby was in fact a piece of shit garbage individual and nobody would ever call out bowie for having no talent, regardless of music taste

why the fuck haven't they done a watercooled amd build yet?

5700xt + any zen 3 on water when?

Zen2 doesn't overclock that well, the overclocking tools for the RX 5700/XT only came out recently, but with the +95% power target it's touching a 2080.

Can't wait for partner cards to come out, hate how AMD made me wait so long.

Dry skin I guess

This, I do it dry every time. It's just easier and less clean-up.

He was married and died of liver cancer

What computer is David Bowie using here? That looks like an Apple monitor and an ADB keyboard, but what's under the monitor?

Wait nvm. It looks like a PowerBook Duo in a Duo Dock.

It's a dock for the PowerBook.

what else would you expect from phoneposter

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He said he was bi though so he was technically half gay and died of half aids

It's for moisturising your dry nose from all that tissue use in the dusty room

Can I get a quick rundown on Bing Crosby?
Always liked his versions of the christmas songs.

>OP doesn't know Vaseline can be used to stop small leaks on water cooling setups while the joints heat up.

The fuck are you talking about. People use it on the dicks all the time.

The only place you shouldn't use it on is inside a vagina.

What about assholes?

Stop being childish

I still hate that they have to just label everything

that's the fucking joke you tard

I know

>ITT jewmericans need vaseline to masturbate.
LMAO you're all way too cucked for this planet

C-section is a thing, maybe he's never seen a vagina in his life?

Except he talked shit about Smash Mouth and I hope he burns in hell for it

>Actually cares
What's wrong with you?

>Thinks there's something wrong with Vaseline
It's great for skin care, especially when the dust that covers your hands after every PC build you do dries out and cracks your knuckles. Vaseline's even better for skin care than most other lotions out there.

And let's not forget when you get your fingers stuck inside certain parts of the case; you can lube up your fingers to pull them out easier.

begone zoomer.

im uncut and sometimes masturbating with oil and your foreskin pulled back makes me cum within a minute
cutfags will never know that feeling. sad!

cope