Hi I just found an iPhone 8 in the train

Hi I just found an iPhone 8 in the train.
I gave it to police and it's now back at its rightful owner.
Have a nice day!

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Thanks Matthew!

thanks luke

why didnt u steal it? we could have helped unlock it for ya

Nice try, Jamal

very nice of you

>iPoo
Should have binned it

Imagine trying to insurance claim your iphone to buy a pixel and some dumb autist returns it to the police

Best wishes to kind people like you, good sir. I took out a loan on my Apple Credit Card to buy the latest iPhone. My biggest nightmare would be to lose it. Kindhearted human beings like you are the hope of humanity!

Thanks Bill

Hi I am the police,, How to remove icloud lock??

>exiting train
>cute grill in front of me left her phone on her seat
>give her phone back
>she says "thanks, you're my hero"
>me: *smile*
how can i, as a khv, have turned that into a date?

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>hey wanna forget it at my place?
>oh you seem to have forgotten one more thing, let me see your phone real quick ;) *enters phone number*
>I feel like you should know me more before you call me a hero, wanna get coffee sometime?
>I'd love to be more than a hero for you*ask for a date*
>(least creepy)I think you're very attractive and I want to ask you out

God I love me and my degenerate conversational fantasies, but it doesn't matter as when I do this stupid shit irl it works 1/10 times but who cares if you get rejected. It doesn't even matter what line you pick as long as you're confident and don't look like a hobo

Thanks Gerald! You are such a good citizen! Don’t forget to use sunscreen when fishing this weekend!

she had no interest in dating you, life isn't a flash porn game

>android users have to break the law to get android phones
I knew they were all negros

is there a website of porn with cute (korean) asian girls like this with big boobies and ok-ish butts that isnt censored
hello i'm talking to you. respond!

Give it back, Jamal.

Nice job Mike! How about we grab a Starbucks later?

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kys

>later
Ugh, it's called "latte", dude!

By being attractive