So I want to start coding because I'm bored as shit and have nothing to do...

So I want to start coding because I'm bored as shit and have nothing to do. I'm also very inexperienced in coding so I don't know half the shit you people probably do. What is the easiest coding language to learn?

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Easiest? Python.

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But honestly just take up drawing instead. Coding is a poverty tier job that will be outsourced to AI in the next few years.

Easy. First, you should start off with whatever assembly your processor uses, likely x86. Write some simple scripts such as printing hello world to a console. Look up some easy guides online.

Then, with your knowledge of registers, you can move onto big boy programming languages like javascript and HTML. The former is industry standard, used by experts across the globe for user interfaces. The latter is easier to program in but more limited. Either one will work, I recommend programming snake in HTML if you're a bit lost. On the other hand, go download java and javascript (similar to git vs github, both are the same frameworm) and try making asteroids in that using some assembly interface that you learned.

From there, you should be able to do a lot of neat things like making scripts to automate jobs or making video games. Make a resume with your personal projects (asteroids, snake, etc.) plus descriptions of familiar languages and send it off to your potential employers.

And if you want a REAL challenge, try coding in iOS. Apple's computer language is convoluted for good reason - it is the best, more versatile codebase out there. Famous programs like photoshop, discord, and instagram were made in iOS then ported to their other platforms for ultimate efficiency. But I warn you, it'll be a rough ride.

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I'm not exactly sure what you mean with "whatever assembly your processor uses". Do you mean if it's 32 bit or 64 bit? Because I use an Intel i5-4210M and it's 64 bit. Sorry if I'm being retarded.

based advice, did this when i was 18 and now i work at google (19 (female (male)))

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No worries, each processor has its own assembly language that is the simplest form of instruction to the processor. E.g. calculate 1 + 1. You will need to look up what language your processor uses, just type it into google and you'll probably get an answer. Then, you should open up your favorite IDE (I use eclipse or netbeans) and pull up a starter guide to copy/paste from. It'll make more sense after you get it to run a few programs.
Nice, I did something similar but started by coding a grading system in python. Fourth application for a junior developer position at Amazon got me an interview, and one fizzbuzz in masm later I got the job.