5G confirmed safe

5G confirmed safe.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48616174

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microwaves non-ionising, so doors on ovens are unnecessary

>The year is 2022
>Catatonic humans with glazed over cataract eyes and """brain fog""" march around the streets with phones illuminating the underside of their face like a 1940s boy scout telling a scary campfire story with a flashlight under his chin
>They keep mumbling about drake and gucci gang
>"gooshie gun".."gooshie gun"...
>the radiation has left them blind, so they rely on what's left of their hearing to detect their prey
>the mob forms around you, enclosing you in a circle with no escape
>"GOOSHIEGUNGOOSHIEGUNGOOSHIEGUN
>the corpses of the victims litter the streets and serve as a backdrop with the apocalyptic torn cityscape; broken shards of CD-R burned mixtapes stick out of the bodies like glass, with album names doodled with sharpie marker on some of the pieces
>You've survived for months wearing your trusty tin foil protective hat
>when suddenly the worst enemy you've yet to encounter sneaks up behind you
>"you got a loicense for that aloo-mini-mum? send you right to the slammah I swear on me mum"
>foil is confiscated
>die
>god save the queen

700W and 2W are exactly the same
-You

Microwaves don't give you cancer but they still burn your face.

>yeah man 2,4 ghz is safe its not ionizing bro just set the router on the desk next to your bed to 5000 mW bro its safe

I don't trust anything written by a british.

3G & 4G are carcinogenic.

causing cancer and cooking food only happen simultaneously

Cooking is just accelerated cancer. Don't give your food cancer.

good thing i live in a rural hellhole with DSL 200kb dl and 20kb upload the only option NOT

Go after the bigger source of radiation in our lives, microwave ovens. When you nuke food, it irradiates it with a thousand watts of radiation. You're literally giving your food cancer and then eating that cancer. No wonder lots of people are getting cancer. They're eating cancer!

Seems like a fairly balanced look at the situation.

>(((BBC)))

>5G confirmed safe.
5G isn't safe until Burt Reynolds tells you it's safe!

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If you're scared of 5G then stay in your basement

Why did you trigger the schizo?

It's safe.

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>BBC Reality check team

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>bbc
I'm not trusting that ZOG shit

2G is literally genocide

>the bbc
>posts a sheboon
pottery

So it's actually safer than 3G and 4G? is this why people are shilling against it?

YOU WILL LEAVE WHEN BURT REYNOLDS TELL YOU TO LEAVE!