Jow Forums humor thread

Jow Forums humor thread

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I'm not usually into group stuff but unf.

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Memcached

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Anyone remember when memcached servers were used to conduct terabyte per second ddos attacks?

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>right is better
checks out

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This is just sad.

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kek

live fast, die hard

fuck you tripfag

>raid 0
>ever
toll paid

10/10 good image

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>be me
>use zfs for raid0 on my laptop server
is this really that bad

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try to think of a clever name for your folder call it..


>nrop

it's like the viking version of rms lmao, love it. Mind if I share?

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can someone explain

He had an 8 drive raid 0
You lose one of those drives, you lose all the data.

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He stored his data all across 8 drives with no redundancy. That means most of the data is likely fragmented and there are bits and pieces everywhere, but you can make sense of them as long as you have access to everything. One of the drives failed which means everything is fucked. In essence, that's what happened.

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raid 0 bad

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kek

Ouch.


autistic and gay

Never fails.

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>Mass replier
Neck yourself

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It's funny but he answered his own question lol

i don't get it

>Makes a bunch of repeated posts with increasing time to wait for post, having to do the captcha everytime
You're right user

Without having seen the other cartoons of his it's referencing you won't.

IMAGINE BEING AT COMPUTERS

He's pretending to be gay fagit but it's not working because he keeps fucking himself

>t.butthurt autistic and gay poster

yur autistic and gay get on knees

Search for the originals of that image and mine and you'll get it.

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>being mad about mass replies
Perhaps Reddit is more your speed, you can only reply to a single post at a time there

No one gives a shit about your opinion, dumb nigger, mass reply to a thousands of nigger cocks in your mouth.

I am le cool and funny reply to everyone
based!!!!

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The same cuck is replaying to every single thread. This is why this board is shit

Time to get off the core 2 duo, gramps

someone explain pls

it's a circuit used in UPS devices that allows voltage correction to be done in the case of dirty current without switching to battery, which makes the battery in the UPS last longer

Take your pills.

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but why is it humorous?

Not sure, I'm not very good at humor because of ass burgers.
I think this is pretty funny though

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man and woman are different

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keked

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This guy has made the exact same joke about 10 times over the course of 5 years
What a retard

he's right though

>liking modern art

Was the memes and pics of her actually not really being the key factor in the Black Hole imaging code true? Wasn't there some other guy that almost had more lines than the rest of the team combined?

I thought that was supposed to be the joke

good taste

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Hi.

Funny how a parody became itself the joke.

He's right you know.


Is it a screen rotate feature for reading documents maybe?

Big oof.

This is why you get an SSD.

lol this was my boot.img back in the day

fuck off nigger

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Yes and you should feel bad

stop enabling pajeets and shit programmers, dumb zoomer.

based

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would be funny except it's more like
>nvidia gets ~117 fps
>amd gets 113 fps
the screen tearing is actually not relevant to any GPU manufacturer anymore with g-sync, freesync, fastsync, etc...

nice candid feet pic
should unfuck the blurryness tho

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never use raid zero holy shit

I always use it (except on my main PC at the moment but usually I use raid0 with 3 disks)
I only put my OS and software there usually, and back up files I care about elsewhere

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>See me!

so much pain in one picture.

women were a mistake

>I always use it (except on my main PC at the moment but usually I use raid0 with 3 disks)
>I only put my OS and software there usually, and back up files I care about elsewhere
that's actually somewhat understandable
what i mean is never use raid 0 on something you can't afford to lose

>guy who coats his camera in vaseline criticizing other people's use of technology
now that's fuckin funny

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i wonder how it is someone could be on Jow Forums and not know who dobson is

POO'D(formerly blacked)

cute feet

What an asshole mom!

>muh 25 million line oracle atrocity
why don't boomers just learn data structures and algorithms?

Dear socialist scumbag please learn about the history of programming languages, and try to think with your brain, not your ass

I find that pic hot

>Was the memes and pics of her actually not really being the key factor in the Black Hole imaging code true?
Nobody was the "key factor" in anything it was a research team, a picture of her went viral and retard media decided she invented the black hole

the only one that made me laugh was ops pic

>i am fat fuck
>i am so fat i eat computers
>imagine being at computers
>so fat you look and see food

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