What are some books all programmers should have read?

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the practice of programming by kernighan and pike

You know that doesn't sound bad and we need a final solution to the roastie problem anyways

>communism
>luxury

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The Satanic Bible

What's your political philosophy, O enlightened one?

I'd still prefer AnPrim to transhumanism enveloped in a nightmare ancap society...

My jimmies are unironically rustled from that image, DF is not complicated at all.
Sure it has a shitty UI, still there are less than 20 ways to interact with it.

I don't believe myself to be enlightened, nor do I believe anybody to be enlightened enough to simultaneously be fair and subject everybody to his whims under a statist regime, even less if the explicit goal is to draw everybody but himself down until they are in the same abject misery.

into my cringe folder, you

Calculus by Apostol

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that was the besr laugh I've had in a long time. Thank you user.

Ah, the good old times. Also:
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>Live fast die young

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fpbp

>bad girls do it well

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She is putting her left arm down in a weird way just to show off her tattoo.

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These are so good.

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Have you read your SICP today?
>rip /prog/

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You might like this one too.

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Programming: Principles and Practice Using C++

even if Stroustrup is a fucking narcissistic demagogue with very weak understanding of PLs at the time he shat out the first C++

pdfs.semanticscholar.org/d1f7/3d7c073c8c5547082001cf5c6db156ac479c.pdf

Oh, raid without redundancy?
Darwin's award candidate.

I just bought this and have barely read any of it.

Seems great though.

kek

Girls Who Code.

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Houes of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

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the Bible and probably oreimo light novels

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since virtually all programmers are materialist consumerist braindead bugmen retards, I would say classical literature

who the fuck needs your abstract bullshit, nigger

all the fucking third genders and trannie rights are because you liberal arts and neo-platonic and neo-marxist bullshit

kys

critique of technology like ellul, mumford, marcuse

t. illiterate retard

Where is the code?!

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Based and cringepilled

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The Mythical Man-Month by Fred Brooks

The Pragmatic Programmer.

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is this shit real?

Finally found some.
The remainder is bla bla patriarchy

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Yup. Thought I would've outlived it's usefulness by now but nope.

>you cold?
>put on blue tooth
This girl probably uses chinkshit

Based and cringe and basedonions and zoomerboomerpilled desu

I love these. Is there a set?

Also, I really like "Code Complete". Helped code really well. So well, my job was eliminated and I was replaced by an H1B.

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TAOCP
Henessy, Patterson
Jens Gustedt
Tannenbaum
Raymond
Russinovich (because you'll inevitably have to program for windows)
Zorich or Tao 1&2
Munkres
Scott Meyers
Shilov lingebra
Cook, Cunningham, Pulleyblank, Schrijver
Mitzenmacher, Upfal
Hopcroft, Ullman
Ramakrishnan, Gehrke
Cover, Thomas
van Lint
Dechter
Bradley,Manna
Williamson, Shmoys
Salomon, Motta, Bryant
Gibbons, Rytter

You're welcome.

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Some one had way too much time.

Someone post Renge holding the purple book. You know the one ;)

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I play this in my car stereo at red lights. It's also my alarm for when I get up for work in the morning

Maybe

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Uncle Bob is the shit, but that book was absolute drudgery. Great advice, very thorough, but a drudge.
Still, it should be read by all newfags

Only priests and atheists read the bible, though

overrated. grokking the lisp philosophy was cool and all, but i didn't cum in my pants like all the nerds promised. but then again, I'm probably a brainlet who didn't really grok it.

Reading Luca Cardelli's papers on type systems was the 'holy shit' moment of my compsci education.

The exposition and content really is excellent, but the organization of the book is fucked. Bjarne has a bad tendency of saying 'we'll explain this later, just trust me'.

Like the language itself, it is too complex and bloated to be coherent. Deitel's book on seeples has proven much more effective in teaching the newfags, in my experience.

> ESR
yikespill
> TAOCP
i highly doubt one of the five people on earth to read TAOCP are shitposting on Jow Forums
> Ullman
based
> Hennesy and Patterson
also based
> No Sedgewick or Kerrisk
uncultured swine

>shitting on Art of UNIX Programming
It's a fun book and UNIX cultists are fun to hang around.
>one of the five people on earth to read TAOCP
No such person exists, considering it's not finished. It's an encyclopedia of algos, very nice book. Much preferred over CLRS or Sedgewick memes which are more suited toward highschoolers.
>uncultured swine
TAOCP > any such book. They don't give you anything valuable.

I liked Okasaki's Purely Functional Data Structures