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August 2029

thanks. im just disappointed how stupid google can be, in a very smart kind of way

It's a fucking search engine not an instant answer machine ffs.

we're supposed to be living in the future, why can't google figure this out?

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They're too busy oppressing white men (people behind innovation) and letting sjws (scums) have their way

Isn't this what wolfram alpha is for?

you could just as equally argue 'why aren't you using [bing|yahoo|webspider|lycos|askjeeves|bill's monster truck webring]'. my point is that google understood the query as 'when's august the 5th' while ignoring the rest of the input. which is silly

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This does not work for me at all, what black magic is this?

search for 'spinner', or 'flip a coin', or 'calculator', or 'breathing exercise', or 'spin a dreidel'

(i changed the search term, out of mischief.)

hee hee hee

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kek that's pretty useful actually, thanks!

>he can’t do 3rd grade modular arithmetic in his head

This. Amd this is actually the reason why google search is shit nowadays, because retards keep asking their retarded questions, so instead of tweaking the search engine they try to parse data to give the answer themselves.

'hey Kanishk should we make the search better'
'no, Navin, someone just asked something about august 5th, we should fix that instead'
'ah, excellent. we can only change one thing about google search at once'
'yes, that is correct and a normal thing to believe. i will format this hard drive now and destroy all my work'

benis :DDDD :DD D

it's actually illegal to search 'penis' because of how rude it is. it offends the computer elves

A good search also means that user barely stays on google page, as soon as he clicks on the first link he's gone.
So yeah, fuck that 'other thing', Kanishk. Do the bix answer box for retards and then google adsense links, so at least if he's gotta go we're getting paid.

>clean your penis after sex
Oh shit I'll make sure to remember to that tonight

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