2019

>2019
>still no contraception for men
A girl can get a little implant and take loads day and night but if I want to be safe I have to wrap my dick in a plastic bag that makes it impossible to feel anything? Unfair.

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That's why you get another guy to bang your girl and watch from a distance

It fucks with your homeostasis, akin to antidepressants. Don't take your meds, fuck the doctors. Remain celibate for your own freedom.

If you want to be safe play WoW

You afraid you gonna get pregnant with nigger baby if man fucks your ass? Dont be gay.

Just get snipped.

I want kids some day, just not with a Tinder thot

not really technology but they have tried pills and injections and they either weren't effective enough or were too effective and possibly caused infertility among other side effects.
Looks like there's been success with a pill recently though.

This worked for over a decade and soon it's about to work again.

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Then get it reversed when you want kids.

The mighty dick can't be as easily tamed as the cumdumpster

Doesn't that damage the goods?

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A vasectomy isnt really as reversible as media makes it seem.

My wife had one these. Turned her into a grumpy bitch. That alone turned me off, so its effect on her reproductive system didn't matter.

>more birth control tech.

and another step into the void it is

then don't fuck a tinder thot, hedonistic pig
monogamy is the way to go if you want kids

I'm not going to be monogamous with the first girl who hops on my dick. I need to meet the right person

This.

I had one recently (ask me anything) and shortly after the operation there's a good chance it can be reversed but as time goes on (~3 months onwards) the chances become slim to none.
Best bet is to keep some sperm on ice, get the snip-a-roo, then when you're ready to have kids use your frozen ones.

then don't fuck anyone until you meet the right person, hedonist

implants are for cattle not human beings
hence why it's only available for w*men

babies aren't stds

>at best a 76% chance of regaining fertility, and that's if you do it within 3 years
>drops as low as 25% over time

Nobody should get a vasectomy because "I can reverse it later". Very plausible you'll never be able to have children afterwards.

Why not?

Or better, stop having sex and just masturbate to porn.

>flirting with chick
>rub hand up arm
>feel bar
>oof
>she isntantly bites lip

nutting in a woman is degenerate, you shouldnt have sex even in marriage.

The best way.

You went way past Amish and circled back into hard gay dude.

yeah just do anal, I agree

vtf is this metal thing ???

who the fuck gets a vasectomy for just three months?

Lulz. My ex-fiance had the same issue. That implant fucked her brain up and even after she got it removed I just couldn't get along with her. Made her psychotically paranoid, demanding, controlling, and aggressive. Also made her gain like 50 pounds. That was it. Couldn't deal with it any more.

that isn't an exception
nutting in a woman at all, including anal, mouth or the wound

This.

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Birth control, just a small bar gets implanted

Looking back at my ex, I wonder if that's what happened with her. Probably not desu. She did stop getting her period, except every few months where she'd get a particularly heavy flow for like a day which we were pretty sure were fertilized eggs getting killed by the implant

what is it called ?

fucking man is as degenerate as fucking women. a man should marry a good woman and procreate with her b giving her his sperm but not via sex, a relationship with a woman is for procreation and child raising only.
enjoy getting infections on your shit-smeared dick you disgusting man. do you know how many kinds of bacteria people have there ?

Why the fuck aren't those things pushed in africa?

Stop having sex.

Someone might change their mind

no one cares, fag. you're just mad because your oneitis is getting railed up the anus as we speak.

What do people find in sex? I don't understand, it's a way to procreate, anything else is boredom or degeneracy.

Damn that's bad. My wife got hers removed after about 2 years and she transformed within a week to her normal self. We've had our second kid and she won't get it in again. Thank fuck.

Females are worried about men having the choice to not impregnate them.

This post is peak autism

have sex

I've had two girlfriends and had frugal sex. I mean, you live out your fantasies, reach peak climax a dozen times and then it's just a chore.

Sounds like you have low testosterone

my sister got one of those arm implants and rapidly became a basket case and barely leaves the house due to depression and anxiety. turns out you probably shouldn't mess with hormones.

sex is degenerate and probably a global hoax anyway

I make annual blood tests, I'm fine. Doctor said I may have "special tendencies" but not to worry about it unless I start harming my plants or pets.

This. Drug-induced contraception is the devil.

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does the mood problem ever reverse?

You sound legitimately autistic

Well bummer, I guess.

I did for her when it was removed and i have heared things do get better when it's removed.

A couple have been invented. The issue is that they all caused permanent fertility damage. Men have less of the severe mental problems from the hormone fuckery of contraceptives in exchange for outright physical damage to their balls.

Abstinence is the best form of contraception

But i am a man, i want to reproduce.

Try a different brand of condom, did wonders for me.

Now you've flown past hard gay and landed in hardcore Jewish neuroticism about nature.

This. It isn't hard to hard understand, degenerates.

A pill isn't going to protect you from stds.

Have sex

Dilate

FDA's standing in the way of Vasalgel.

So it gets less reversible?
Gooooood......

God damn. I told my gf to get one but maybe ill just get the snip

get raped

>trying to smash
>smash switch
>form babby

Masturbate

Everyone is different and she may be ok. But consider the snip permanent. Don't change your mind down the track and think it can be reversed. As i suggested above, get some sperm frozen in case you change your mind.

>Tfw living in a country where only women can have things frozen.

What about an IUD?

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That's why girls carry shit load of herpes and other stds

That's shit. Freezing eggs is complicated and expensive.

When it comes to tinder thots contraception is not the only reason to wear a condom. Don't be an idiot.

it's called being a Jow Forums poster

JESUS FAG MODS DO YOUR JOB FOR ONCE

Contraception is technology

And way less reliable.

Do women also need an IQ test and health checkup to donate eggs? Or is it just men that are screened? I guess having a high IQ is negative for a woman though.

>the pill makes it easier for ugly faggots like us to get laid
>this is somehow a bad thing

kys yid

Two words:
BALL WARMER

What's wrong with having sex in a way that doesn't end with you cumming inside her pussy?
>muh manly alpha male hurrr
get married if you want to cum in a girl nonstop

Everyone who uses the pull out method eventually fucks up. You know why? Because cumming in pussy feels amazing

>too much of a nigger in the heat of the moment to do the right thing
alright mate. It can feel like the best thing in the galaxy but that won't matter down the line. Don't be a faggot, do the right thing. Get her to deepthroat and swallow it

Technology has been used to make this. Itself is not technology my non-educated friend

>fucking up a person's head isn't a bad thing

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learn english fucking nigger

just fuck dudes, faggot

life wasn't made for the pleasure of men but the one of women bro

it's shit, it's unbearable

>worried about being fucked in the head
>posts on Jow Forums
okay faggot-chan

Put the switch above the asshole and place a sign on top that says
>Do not smash
foolproof

> contraceptives protect me from STDs
Imagine being this much of a dumb cunt.

Vasectomy

Can I ask why the fuck you would want to take hormonal contraception? Men don't get pregnant. Women get pregnant.

Side effects of hormonal contraception:
(containing estrogen)
>increased risk of VTE, pulmonary embolism and stroke
>decreased libido
>breast tissue proliferation, breast tenderness and pain

Unless you run packets together or take an extended cycle contraceptive, it doesn't even stop you from having periods.

the first male contraceptive pill that was trialed recently failed. Some of the men who took it never regained fertility. It also lowers testosterone levels, so they had to have testosterone injections.


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