This guy opens your pull request and mmmms at your code

This guy opens your pull request and mmmms at your code
What do?

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Should I know who this is?

Yes. Lurk more.

ask him what's wrong with it like a normal human being

Melt his windows with thermite

Sprinkle some ghost pepper flakes on his lube. No one hmms at my code, you fucking bastard!

>Become immediately erect that a god like him would even take the time to overlook my garbage code.

get out of the board if you don't know who this is! REALLY GET THE FUCK OUT! you don't belong here or anywhere near technology!

he did reply to an email I sent him ONCE; back when I was a noob trying to get borderless windowed working. LOL, he did tell me how to do it

Order him a pizza
At least he won’t kill me

Enjoy your summer, school's almost in!

nice

it's todd howard, he developed all of skyrim by himself in less than 6 months.

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you fucking mongol it's richard stallman

>todd howard, he developed all of skyrim by himself in less than 6 months
And pushed it into production release without running a single test?
That sounds plausible.

Bad neck posture, Lower that chair and straighten your head

Is it bad that I recognized Carmack by his monitor first

So what OS and setup is he using in this pic ?

doesnt he look suspiciously similar to mr lennart poeterring

>richard stallman
>touching anything NeXT
lel

NeXTcube I believe

90's developer office looks comfy asf

> be obsessive
well thats obvious. What if my passion for coding is not there though?

>*pssssssh* of a diet pepsi
>gobbles down a large pepperoni domino's pizza
nice linear interpolation algo, kid

is it bill gates? no bully plz i want to learn

> i touched his hand omg can you sme him on it

now you know why bethesda games are so buggy. the rereleased skyrim on ubity though so i think the bugs are gone

Why would I care what Jobs' lap dog thinks?

it's john carmack, famous Id software programmer & now CTO of Oculus

then why would you not pick a better career? if you dont like what youre doing anyway then just go for money, dont waste time on a field like software

it's linus torvalds, he created linux and is known for having a short temper and people who write shit commits for his kernel

>jerking off to a fucking game developer
Is this what autism looks like?

For some reason /v/edditors love Carmack. They think he is some kind of genius. It is quite amusing, however, that the crowd who loves Windows and hates Apple would worship an Apple/NeXT fanboy who begged to work with Steve Jobs.

oh, he runs that youtube channel too right? he seems nice though. doesnt having a short temper just mean high standards for his baby? is he gay?

Because there is no other career that I would rather have. And it's not like I hate coding, It's just not my favorite thing to do. Work is work. What else could I go for? Finance? Boring. Management? Boring. I could go on.

This guy comes up and slaps your kernel. What do you do?

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"Fuck off John."

Fire up any IdTech-based game and see how long it takes for textures to load in, and then realize this man is retarded.

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>submit my code
>he tells me python doesnt work in a c file
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Fire up any IdTech-based game and see how long it takes for textures to load in, and then realize this man is retarded.
Like you can do any better.

I don't think he's anywhere close to Torvalds before the CoC incident.
Still, I am the one who shits at pull requests at work.

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