>watching porn
>mom opens door
>press esc faster than a ninja
>nothing happens
>hear door closing
FUAAAAAAAACK BROS I FORGOT YOU PRESS Q TO CLOSE MPV
Watching porn
Dylan Lee
Josiah Hill
>Not using KMPlayer
You deserved it.
Chase Gomez
Hope the shit was worth it OP, you can't slack on shit like this
Ethan Sullivan
>shitposting on some thread
>open giga-chad folder to attach to post
>dad opens door, sees collection of giga-chad images
>closes door
what the fuck bros nooooooooooooooooooooo
Joseph Bailey
I hope it wasn't anything to degenerate OP.
Liam Stewart
its ok user cus u are gay right?
Benjamin Thomas
it was interracial porn but hopefully mom just thought it was scat porn
Adrian Peterson
Kek
Everybody watches porn at some point user, she probably just laughed at you in her head as she walked away. If I were you I would have looked her right in the eye and kept going.
Sebastian Lewis
>Why yes i have a folder full of giga-chad images, what gives it away?
David Ramirez
>what gives it away?
your good taste
Chase Ward
Based and testing-the-waterspilled.
Hunter Adams
Nope, now your mom knows you're a pathetic cuckold that faps to BBCs railing white women
Joshua Thomas
Everyone has seen porn online. This ain't the old days where porn got a bad rap. If someone tells you they ain't seen some porn online they're full of shit. But the thing that is sad is that former stars who did porn kinda get shamed/fucked with so they can't lead normal lives after the porn gig. I mean hell, it's easy money. Some hot girl, some dude say hey shoot this scene and get fucked and I'll pay you to boot, the girl will be all over it. Cause it's easy money and who don't like sex? Which would you rather do; get paid to fuck or work some 8 hr job and put up with stress/bullshit/paperwork?.
Jonathan Turner
You looking to suck some dick user?
Asher Howard
t. Virgin with no values or morals
Dylan Rodriguez
I can't believe porn of all things is now being demonized by these fucking reddit shitposters. Because everyone knows that Jow Forums is a place of religion, right? Jow Forums doesn't have like 8 porn boards or anything. Why the fuck won't you digusting reddit shitposters just go back to where fucking came from, you absolutely unbearable attention whores? There is literally no other reason you would post that comment, on this website, other than that you desperately crave replies. It's fucking pathetic. I guarantee you have reddit open in another tab while you read this, so how about you just close this one, and we'll all be fucking happier.
Evan Thompson
>q quit
>ESC quit
so hard to set up am I right mpc-hc bros
Nathan Davis
Why would you have the monitor facing an unlocked door?
Justin Brooks
dl you know where you are
Owen Allen
this. fucking zoomers and their open office cancer
Asher Gomez
Why not use VLC, retard? Just press S there.
Austin Jackson
>being above age of 18
>living with mother
o i am laffin
Andrew Wilson
as our reddit newfriends would say, based and redpilled
David King
>live with mom
>use meme player
That'll teach you to use mpc-hc instead
Julian Reed
>watching porn
>living with mother
I think you have bigger problems.