Imagine paying $2000 dollars for a device that cannot be opened without literally breaking.
"Ultrabook" owners need to be gassed.
Imagine paying $2000 dollars for a device that cannot be opened without literally breaking
Samuel Hall
Daniel Phillips
As opposed to figuratively breaking?
Josiah Davis
what the fuck are you on about
Liam Taylor
He's talking about the Surface Laptop(TM)
Dylan Anderson
Oh right. Because I own a Dell Ultrabook and I changed the NVMe drive easily.
Jacob Cook
OP is right
you can tell a consumer product when most gay people buy it
gay people are ruining the industry
Brandon Sanders
So fucking what, go RMA your device if it's faulty. If it outlived the RMA, you've no reason to complain.
Isaac Kelly
>carpet on your laptop
is it marketed to slavs?
Tyler Lee
I'm gay and I only use an old ThinkPad
Joseph Nguyen
Stop ruining the industry and marry me.
Isaiah Stewart
stop being gay
Aaron Price
>put fabric on a device that is CONSTANTLY IN CONTACT WITH SWEATY OILY APPENDAGES
MS and Jewgle are retarded beyond reason
Kevin Jenkins
just buy a new one poor fag
Ryder Rogers
Enjoying your keyboard carpeting, sir?
Brody Morales
>Implying this isn't part of another planned obsolescence scheme
user are you even self aware?
Lucas Lewis
>just buy a new one poor fag
Nathaniel Kelly
Carpets on floors is already a bad idea, so imagine how retarded you must be to add it to a laptop.
Ryder Walker
Slavs have already upgraded
Cooper Howard
what did you just said, dumb burger!?
Dylan Long
>Not buying a 120" micro LED display to exclusively show carpets 24/7
Never gonna make it desu
Luis Hill
Fucking alcantara leather on a laptop, jesus christ this is the most brazen example of planned obsolescenc ever.
Brody Cruz
>not using a projector to wrap yourself in a carpet of light as you fill Vladislava's hairy cunt with your retard seed to breed strong gastarbeiter
Alexander Hernandez
>said
Fucking ESL's, man, if you're going to speak English try not to out yourself so hard.
Benjamin Wright
not all ultrabooks need to be broken to be opened
Gabriel Lopez
>Carpets on floors is already a bad idea
dumbmerican wearing shoes in the house everybody
Hudson Morgan
Please stop Ivan, I don't think my little Vladimir can get any more erect.
Charles Ward
wat
how said is wrong in that sentence?
Zachary Long
my bad
Nicholas Stewart
for my defense, it doesn't make sense in my language. Because action of saying already happened.
Adam Carter
Intel pushed the "ultrabook" class so I guess you can say intel needs to be gassed.
Dominic Hall
Why do you need to open it?
Logan Butler
To see what's inside.
Hunter Richardson
Battery dying.
Noah Ortiz
>notebooks
Brandon Diaz
The absolute state
Caleb Brown
>"Ultrabook" owners
What non-gaymen laptop isn't a ultrabook in 2000+19?
A ((((((Convertible)))))) ain't an ultrabook, rart
Austin Brown
Are you one of those poorfags that gets jealous of other people's technology? Stop being a whiny loser and get a fucking job. $2000 is not that much money for people who aren't a lazy faggot like you OP.
Jaxson Davis
Just carpet shampoo it
>inb4 water damage
Chase Cox
OP might have a "upgradable" MacBook Pro, just sayin'
Ayden Cruz
>"NO BOOMER SERVICEABLE PARTS INSIDE."
Luis Flores
i still can't get over the fact that batteries are non replaceable in certain devices. it's the first thing to deteriorate and it doesn't take long. what the FUCK.
Ryder Parker
fucking truth here. that fact that almost every device is like that pisses me off and makes me want to buy an old thinkpad