He doesnt listen to ASMR while he codes

>he doesnt listen to ASMR while he codes
Explain yourself

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I've had sex

I'm not a sad fuck

She got thicccccc

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HELL YEAH. Gibi Mommy forever!!!

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she's so fuckin fat now

This
Op confirmed a virgin 4 eyed freak

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She's fucking terrible.

have sex

you know what this is actually a brilliant idea. can't believe I haven't thought of it.

ROSE GANG WHERE WE AT???????

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>ever listening to ASMR cancer
I cannot believe people are this goddamn fucking stupid.

nigger.

Nah, I was wrong. Madi Queen will save us all!

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who /kittyklaw/ here?

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Programming socks is all i need to get my groove on.

A better question is. WHO ISN'T?!

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RIP HeatherFeather

>it's an ear eating episode
>it's a wet mouth sounds episode
>it's a lollipop episode
>it's a blowpop episode
>it's a twins episode
>it's a gf falls asleep with you episode
>it's a nurse inspects her patient episode
>it's a 100 ways to get your tingles back episode
>it's an angel helps you to get to sleep episode
>it's a positive affirmations and encouragement episode
>it's a let me cool you down in bed episode
>it's an eating marshmallows episode
>it's an inaudible whispers/gibberish episode
>it's a time for your haircut episode
>it's a breathing no talking episode
>it's a tapping things episode
>it's a lens licking episode
>it's an asmr binaural no talkingintense ear cleaning mouth sounds
>it's a scraping, picking with metal, bamboo & feather picks episode
>it's a lotion and oil ear massage (NO TALKING) rubbing cupping stroking tapping for tingles 3dio episode
>it's a mic licking mic eating heavy breathing episode
>it's a eating honeycomb seagrapes octopus and aloe vera episode
>it's a brushing the microphone with different brushes episode
>it's a plastic chewing and crinkling intense mouth sounds and brushing episode
>it's a chinese girl sucking on a 3dio while her legs are prominently displayed on camera while she's in a gaming chair episode
>it's a lighting matches and extinguishing them with your tongue episode
>it's a ACMP OЧEHЬ БЛИЗКИЙ ШEПOT шминкa pyтинcкa и пpикaзнa episode
>it's a twin elves eating your ears, kissing and mouth sounds video
>it's a former/current camwhore ASMRotica episode
>it's a Age-restricted video (based on Community Guidelines) episode
>It's a girlfriend roleplay: late night moaning and kissing episode
>It's a 【ASMR】1時間たっぷり抱きしめ Japanese ASMR /heart beat/ whispering/relax episode
>It's an Unintentional ASMR episode
>it's an eye, nerve and cranium examination episode
>it's a LIVE NOW episode
>it's a Why I'm Quitting/Taking A Break from ASMR please support my patreon episode
>it's a Comments are disabled for this video episode

my wife is catplant!

stay away from her!!!

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Is there any little girl asmr?

I dont see the point in listening to some old hag I can just go watch porn of. Id rather have a cute and funny girl I can imagine cuddling and protecting.

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Absolutely based and redpilled.

wait *does* missalice do little girl asmr? she kinda has the voice for it?

I want to fuck Aftyn!

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9/10 body 5/10 face

>Why yes, I only listen to Latte ASMR
>How did you know?

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I'm not trying to be one of those "have sex" people, but if you listen to ASMR it genuinely means you are extremely lonely and are trying to cope with it. I genuinely think you lack human intimacy in your life and are trying to self medicate against it. Without any irony: go outside, meet some people, get a qt girl. I will bet anything that after cuddling with your gf and feeling her skin against yours, you will feel the need to listen to this shit melt away. It's a symptom, treat it as such.

Or ignore me. Don't say I didn't warn you.

i only listen to mic nibbling asmr

asmr has gone to shit. erryone has those stupid ear mics and does that stupid clickyclack shit with their nails instead of whispering sweet nothings

nah, Madi ASMR and August ASMR are pretty good, and a few of Gentlewhispering ASMR's stuff too

Some of us listen to that shit because it's relaxing, and coding can be stressful. That and would be gay to listen to a guy doing the same shit, desu senpai.

>this thread
>no single mention of the tomato queen
ISHIDIGGY

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still holding out for her to do a full ass spread

you want relaxing? then peep this
youtu.be/bwlOPnc5VSY

i love her asmr but her intro is a pitch that hurts my ears so i dont watch her because of that :(

I hate 3DIOs so much
Hate their sound profile
Hate them hate them hate them

Raimunda

Wow. I knew programmers are pathetic but this?

>get a qt girl

Requirements for this shit:

>Be OVER 6 feet tall
fail
>Have a top tier facial bone structure
fail
>Have top tier skin
fail
>Have a dick OVER 7 inches long
fail
>Make OVER 100k USD/year
fail
>Be over 200Lbs while having BF% lower than 12%
fail
>Have an IQ OVER 130
fail

How I'm supposed to compete?

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ksbr drc

uma delicia

Get the fuck out normie scum >>>out

tried before, I can't take it
japanese voice works, however, are the actually good and enjoyable

I find it harder to concentrate when listening to music with lyrics, so let alone vocal-only recordings.

ASMR bakery or die

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Find a trigger that appeals to your autism and find a no talking one of that. It's that simple!

how come all the best programmers have gfs?

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What is the most high IQ ASMR trigger?

imagine being depressed because you don't have a girlfriend and basing your life on getting a girlfriend user getting a girlfriend won't magically make you happy

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Pussy lip smacking

ASMR Darling truly is the best ASMR girl

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unironically speaking, am i the only one who feels an unnecessary anger whenever he hears asmr shit? like, when they do the whispering and stuff, i get filled with an anger for no reason to a degree where i want to punch them to death.

death asmr or die irl
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dilate

misogynist

>DUUR PROGRAMMERS WHO LIKE ASMR MUST BE LOSERS WITHOUT A GF
Fun fact, even guys with a GF listen to ASMR, just like guys who have a GF look at porn.

Hmm... *scribbles something down on my notepad* tell me, what is your relationship with your family like?

fbpb

>there are people in this thread right now that listen to ASMR and they never felt the tingles
>there are people in this thread right now that listen to female ASMR cause they jus t want to hear female voices speak to them

thats a yikes if i ever seen one

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Honestly are there any videos where people aren't talking and they're doing something instead?

Like some kind of action, also I hate tapping

pathetic virgins

>there are people in this thread that will fall for these shitty baits

There's a fair bit of no talking and unintentional ASMR around.

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen to ASMR too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My ASMRfu likes me. Other anons like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

It's probably the majority of the people who watch ASMR now. As long as you aren't sending them money, it's fine whatever purpose you use their videos for.

no, it has nothing to do with gender or anything, i feel the same if it were to be a guy.

Mhmm *jots some more notes down* looks like that's all we'll get through today, see you next week. Goodbye.

She got rid of that intro like 2 years ago kek

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oh shit u right. shows how long ago it was since i checked her out lmao.

It makes me sleepy and unproductive
Also this when I'm debugging or trying to solve a hard problem then ASMR sounds make me irrationally angry

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