How do you name your machines/ What's your username?

I have seen people giving their thinkpads womens names but I'm no incel.
I also don't want to keep the name that manjaro has automatically given me (first name + first letter of last name)
What are some creative login credentials + device names?

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Cunny

Eyjafjallajokull

>look everyone i'm not an incel like you
>comes here to ask

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i use my first name as my login name and the model of the device as the machine name

i named mine after the lucky star girls because i have four computers and i go outside four times a month

I name mine after dmc characters

>trish

I use the first 4 letters of my handle as the username, and the name of the distro for the hostname

firstname@archx230
firstname@archdesktop
firstname@debianserver

I name them after animals or touhou characters. Right now I'm dogg@nyann and on another computer I'm yukkuri@tewi

>I also don't want to keep the name that manjaro has automatically given me (first name + first letter of last name)
Don't give it your real name, give it a fake name, and the name it provides you will end up being okay.

Constellations

Mostly "Walnut Herbert".

this fucken loser

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that's very hetero of you user

fbi-windows-desktop
On my thinkpad running loonix

username = men
device name = work

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username@devicename i.e. op@isafaggot

On my personal computers, I use the first letter of my first name as my username.

This.

I use to give things dumb names (Anime or videogame related) but it got tiresome, especially if someone saw it and asked what it meant.
Anymore I just name things like "Desktop-PC" or put "-VM" if its virtualized.
Sure, its not as fun but its way more easy to remember which is which.

I name it whatever the color of the computer is

(Touhou name)box
T61 patchebox
W500 okuubox
T410 nicebox *
T420 kaguyabox
T530 -> X230t marisabox
W530 reimubox
T440p shionbox (dead)
W541 mokoubox

*named before naming convention

Hostnames are the computer model, username is the pseudonym I've been using for decades.

I've gone by the same 1337h4x0r name I picked back in the late 90's when I was a 12 year old retard up until now.

(alt. name spelling)@(character name from primordia)

My username is almost always my nickname, which is the first letter in each of the words that make up my last name (i.e. were it Johnson my nick would be js)
As for device names I literally just look around and take the first one or two words that describe something about the device that come to mind
My T430 is tegelsten ("brick"), almost went with licoriceslab
My tower is ice3, because it's square and white
My little NAS is thaibox, because it's small, square and my friend was eating a frozen Thai box meal next to me
My plex server is plexbox
At work I just name my own devices nick-devicename-role

Do people actually play touhou or just like the characters?

Not the guy you're replying to but I love the games and have been playing them for over a decade, but "secondaries" are definitely the larger portion of the fanbase now a days unfortunately.

machine name:
DESKTOP01
DESKTOP02
NOTEBOOK01

username:
admin

I've been naming my servers after terrorists.
My desktops always have boring/obvious names, for example my lenovo yoga is named 'yoga'

Yeah to both

>op@isafaggot
not
>op@gaybar

>manjaro
top kek

Machine Names
>desktop: azusa
>server: ritsu
>phone: mio

I used to have a laptop named yui, but I sold it.

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I do a format of -, ex: arch-laptop, windows-desktop. username is just my first name.
until I get name clashes Ill stick to this format

based

Kinda cliché, but demon names

First Blood
Rambo First Blood Part II
Rambo III
Rambo
Rambo V

I usually name them after planes or ships I find in RPGs, such as Epoch or Albiore.

Both of my PCs are ugly and beatup so I call them "UglyFuck" for my desktop and "UglyFuckMini" for my Thinkpad.

desktop
laptop

Well known "rough" neighborhoods from my country.
Nice

whatever happens to pop in my weird brain during the first ever install on that machine.

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how do i make a cool message ill see when i log in with a terminal or ssh?

motd

That reminded me one user some time ago made his http server redirect to a page where they explain the story of the Tiananmen Square protests if the incoming IP was Chinese.

Motherboard+Touhou
78LMT-S2P-Rumia

you can't just post this without a link user

I don't remember the link but he was fed up of the massive influx of Chinese connections to his little home server.
It was at a /hsg/ thread some months ago.

your handle@best pony
example:
user@Luna

username: spaceball1
password: 12345

Username should be three letters because of traditions. As for hostnames, I'm not very creative. My current laptop is "pocitac" (literally computer in Slovak), and my old shitty laptop is "craptop".

...

You could probably get some good hostnames for your Windows-based OS devices from this page:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Microsoft_codenames

My online tag + model or OS/DE of the machine. I like the idea of naming themes but I added machines over time so just named as I went. Might name them after the K-On girls since I have 5.

>desktop: azusa
>server: ritsu
>phone: mio
You fucking blew it.

>server: Mugi
Because she serves tea and cake to the others
>phone: Azusa
because she's pocket-sized
>desktop: Mio
because I want to bend Mio over a desk

Name-Desktop
Name-Laptop
Name-SSD
Name-HDD

shit like that.

>PC: Icarus
>Laptop: Daedalus
>NAS: Helios

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kek. I originally just had my desktop named "azusa" because she is my favourite character. The other names were sort of added without really thinking it through. Glad you spent some time thinking about it though.

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Alien universe spaceships, like:

Nostromo
Sevastopol

I always figured naming them after the Magi in Evangelion was too obvious but since I don't see anyone in this thread having done that i might do it after all.

{adjective that describes the primary function or a description of the PC}RIG

So like
SMALLRIG
OLDRIG
BLOGRIG
STRONGRIG

etc

.>Grey
>Black
>Grey
>Black
>Black
>Grey
>Light Grey
>Black

I just make my username Robert
And then my hostname is Roberts-Thinkpad

Laptop is smaller so it should be Icarus
Otherwise great idea

username admin
password admin

p@ntsu ~ $

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My man, ran the same setup for years except true to form Helios was the third mishmash machine made from the guts and data of the prior two.

user@desktop

I use admin and user1

yuno@sketch

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i play rarely cause i suck at it

but I'm trying to play more, started only fapping to characters I've beaten in-game, this helped a lot

>device hostnames
$firstname-$devicename
>wifi
$lastname-{wifi,guest}

i use cpu and generic

like
i'm UserA @ i5-4570

Thinkpad: memepad
Dell laptop with bulldozer: faildozer
New ryzen 3600 desktop: horizon

Athena

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>How do you name your machines
Mostly mythological, but others are just named the same as their service tags.
Biggest meanest machine in the lineup is Mahakala.
Portable linux installation on a Corsair USB SSD is just known as GTX.

Only the exceptional get the honor of a name.

>Athena
Is very good name

Same nickname I had on RO like 15 years ago

Everything's been some variation on Neon since the first computer i ever built had a blue neon light in it back when everyone thought that was still cool.

your computer is hot

Along those lines, my prior name for whatever was the current flagship was Prometheus

Fuck off cia nigger

you better run KDE Neon as an OS.

nigger

cattle not pets

screenfetch or bust

wrong and gay. Computers are sheepdogs and workhorses. You don't slaughter your old machines for food.

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desktop: murasame
laptop (w541): bento
phone: keit-ai

>User-PC
>UserH
No particular reason

Puter1
Puter2
Portaputer

i use 3 letters
fly cat dog etc

nice

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>only fapping to characters I've beaten
Dai-chan must be getting a lot of love.

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My desktop is named Neptune because it's watercooled. My laptop is named Norby because he is also a portable computer.

i just want the scarlet sisters ;-;

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Surely incels would be about the least likely people to give their computers women's names?