>be me >front end dev for many moons >job is shit >boss is an asshole >small company so tons of work >great dev but boss thinks im shit >get stuck with menial tasks >fuck it >want better job >start doing side projects >finish three in two months >w00t >github uploads look super chadlike >very frequent >portfolio looks good >one hard project to send it home >cue the technical difficulties >cant get it to work >code is a mess >need working prototype before a refactor >need to keep track of which strings go where to fix issues >set constant string to "nigger" >... >another to "hitlercock" >... >"cumbasket" >"jewnigger" >20+ more strings renamed >all similar names >rage quit because it doesnt matter >cant get it to work anyway >go back to master branch >commit previous version >start applying to new jobs >send out portfolio and resume >"they'll never know" > 1 year >no calls >no interviews >cant figure it out >think about it one day >"Wait" >check git projects >"2 branches" >mfw branch has shitlord meme strings >last contribution shows everything >removed it and sent out more apps >got a call yesterday >two more today
Why would anyone go on the internet and lie like that? Why is OP once more the biggest faggot on this trans positivity forum?
Matthew Watson
Should I put this on my resume? Outside of work I am dungeon master in a weekly Dungeons and Dragons group. l am responsible for the creation of content and moderation of gameplay, I want each individual to feel they are included in the group and immersed in the world. I also have a passion for skateboarding where I routinely persevere through pain and repeated failure to accomplish long term success and growth.
Carter Reed
>why yes I am an edgy underage retard (I still do Ctrl F documents for "nigger" before submitting)
Lucas Adams
Dis-fucking-gusting.
Jacob Hernandez
I can't think of any situation where you'd want to put that on your resume.
Jace Ward
>implying anyone has the time to look through github commits of potential employees
Dominic Green
kek
Joseph Stewart
>I'm a great dev >Whenever something doesn't work, I change the variable names. Pick one
Anthony Scott
They look at the green circle frequency and color. That's about it. Then they might ask for code snippets in later interviews.
Bentley Lopez
>great dev >uses "nigger" instead of "foobar" or "DEBUG" >makes commits so large they don't notice this with a git diff before committing