>Hey, Satania
>Play the Natty anthem
Hey, Satania
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It's a double whammy
OH NO NO ITS OVER BROS WE ONLY HAVE ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH (that they know of)
WHAT THE HELL DO WE DO NOW?
No Satania, you can't post in this thread anymore. You're dead.
rate my cash
Valuable
Man, I knew I should have sucked up those Jow Forums memes and applied at Google.
Gotta try in a few years, once I've gathered enough seniority so I don't look like a "love you long time" whore.
I thought Apple was already significantly behind alphabet and Microsoft. The fuck is keeping Apple afloat when they literally don't sell anything other than phones and their products are Indian-tier?
That their markup on products is obscene
>fabricate blatantly wrong information
>wtf how are they successful bros?
Too multicultural.
92% of Indian smartphones run android vs 2% iOS.
That's impressive given they maintain quite a few loss-making zombie projects that require an obscene amount of cash pumped into them every year. YouTube being the most obvious.
For all its flaws, Apple doesn't let any loss-making division lingering around for too long.
>reading comprehension
Here, I'll make it easy to read: Crapple has shit quality products just like Indians do.
looks like monopoly money
dollars are better
t.yuropoor
>For all its flaws, Apple doesn't let any loss-making division lingering around for too long.
Care to nominate a few of the latest divisions that Apple has dropped?
Against the dozens of products that Alphabet has killed of in the last year alone?
worth more than USD/10
>thinking Google is, in any conceivable realm, a better company than Apple
Is this all because you're too poor to afford it? or...?
>dollars are better
Said nobody, ever.
they look better to me
also having 1 dollar minimum is cool because you can have fat stacks without being rich