M-muh encryption

>m-muh encryption

What now?

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They can't breach and clear my encryption.

I live in the land of the free, the worst they can do is keep me in jail forever until I decrypt everything

rm -rf /*

>land of the "free"
>need to be kept in jail forever until you oblige and decrypt your data
pick one

you really believe that?

Your encryption doesn't stop a screwdriver from opening your drives retard

And?

There are dozens of cases of this literally happening. If you don't incriminate yourself you will be help in contemt of court indefinitely.

>If you don't incriminate yourself you will be help in contemt of court indefinitely.
in all of those cases it was a foregone conclusion that they had illegal content on their systems. the protection against incriminating yourself doesn't apply when you've already incriminated yourself. in one of those cases the TSA had literally seen the CP before the guy's laptop battery died. this isn't a problem unless you're doing extremely stupid shit in public or you're obviously downloading CP

>Why would you encrypt something unless you have something to hide? Give us your keys, goy.

The data itself is encrypted, you retard.

>not just encrypting if the possibility some nigger/indians steal your hardware and try to siphon any bit of personal data to sell/use for fraud
lol I'd give my key to the police no question if I was told to
dumbass pedophiles

>lol I'd give my key to the police no question if I was told to
Why the fuck are you glowing, user?

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can't decrypt what I don't remember the password too. get fucked!

What the fuck

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Doesn't stop anyone from physically taking your drives and just opening the data fuckhead.

oh god he's still going

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This.
All they have to do is take out the platters and rewind them until the moment before the data was encrypted

>didn't consider them using a screwdriver to open your data

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Holy fuck

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10/10
400 IQ detected

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My video games don't incriminate me maybe you guys should not download CP

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This happens when a retard is dumb enough to say "no" when told to decrypt something. Just by saying that, you're admitting you know they key and are refusing to produce it. A judge can hold you in contempt forever if the court is sure you're impeding an investigation. Don't say shit. Get a lawyer who had worked with defending people accused of digital crime.

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He's not wrong, you know.

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>implying CP is the only thing which the police can fuck you for
If they don't convict you of a crime, they can still leak details of the contents of your drives to media.

Plus, the US is the only place where you can say whatever the fuck you want so long as you're not planning/threatening violence. Every other English-speaking country can put you on the front page of national newspapers after being convicted of calling someone a nigger.

encryption stops tyrone and dmitry if they steal my laptop, not big brother

You obviously do not understand irony

are you retarded?

BASED brain damage poster

What the fuck am I reading.
Are you braindead?

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this

>they can still leak details of the contents of your drives to media.
has this happened literally ever?
>y can put you on the front page of national newspapers after being convicted of calling someone a nigger
>americans trying to interpret hate speech laws
hilarious every time

It doesn't stop anyone, it only makes the process time consuming to the point where it just isn't worth the effort.

They will never get past the hardware firewall, newbie.

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if there's no doors or windows, they can't physically open your data... ingenious user, in-fucking-genious.

>it was a foregone conclusion that they had illegal content on their systems
That's not how the law works. You don't just assume the guy is guilty before proving it.

>no doors or windows
FUCK!

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Did you read the news? Thought identification has advanced to the point we’re beginning to be able to read what words a person is thinking. Sooner or later, if you don’t give up your encryption keys, they will tie you into a chair, put some wires on your scalp and extract the key from your brain.

It’s all over now

Literally does not matter at all. They can do anything they want with you once they have you in custody. You are the one who needs to get your ass out of that shit. You don't have rights when someone else has the bigger stick.

based

Only if you think of the key.

kys retard

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>not encrypting your thoughts by thinking in your own private conlang

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luckily my files are in encrypted zip files and screwdriver safe

>thinking weak shit like zippers will save you

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Based retard

good luck they are double zippers

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>>americans trying to interpret hate speech laws
It is against the law in the UK to call someone a nigger. If someone hears you call a friend a nigger in jest, and someone complains to the police, you can also be charged for that.

I know because this sort of shit is in the Scottish sun every other week.

What if they use a big magnet to suck out the data directly?

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please include me in the screencap.

use whole disk encryption and modify this
linuxfocus.org/English/January2001/article186.shtml
to destroy the data when physical security is breached.

simple, just flip your hard drive upside down and it will just repel the data instead.

Are US tech corps not allowed to not collect user data?

the quickest methods is sucking it out using a vacuum cleaner.

>automatic script to shred the (symmetrically/password encrypted) private key
>even if you give them the password, the key is already gone

Cryptographic shredding is very effective.

They aren't at my door because (a) I'm not doing anything super illegal and (b) if I were they wouldn't know because all my internet activity is encrypted and I don't brag about whatever it is I'm doing in bars.

>Your encryption doesn't stop a screwdriver from opening your drives retard
technically correct, but that is completely irrelevant
made me laugh though, so big thanks to you

Explain

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>Forgets --no-preserve-root
>FBI takes your computer before you can look at the man page
Rookie mistakes

they can torture you until you unlock it though

Why is disney crap in your start menu, user?

He is secretly the user who keeps posting those spiderman/minecraft steve/elsa videos on youtube to rake in lots of ad revenue from the little kids.

>google image for the google image thread.jpg

>*nukes drives with shaped charges directed at the platters*
>your move Mr. law-man

Glow moar CIA NIGGA

finely crafted bait. they don't make them like this anymore

>having data
lul, ok

...thus stopping them

Everyone who legitimately fell for this is a retard, but it was genuinely funny
(You)

>dataless encryption
YES

patent pending

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how can one be sure a script is triggered when needed, yet never be triggered by false positives?

cringe genius

Those who sacrifice freedom for safety deserve neither.

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Why would I ever encrypt my data? I have nothing to hide.

he just wanted to use le ebin pick one meme

can u zip up your Documents, Photos and other contents of your personal folder and upload them to gdrive? Plz share link

>the password doesn't work, tell us the real password shitbird
>I already told you it ;^}
>alright smart-ass we're just gonna keep you locked up here until you decide to give us the password

fucking topkek

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I did give them the password.
I am innocent until proven guilty.
If they are going to claim that I did not give them the password, the burden of proof is on them. I don't expect they will have an easy time proving that to a jury of my peers.

Make it to where you need to hold specific keys for certain inputs to not trip the script

Only us police would be this retarded.

Implying they would not make a cold dd of the disk before they start fucking around.

All you need is to keep the means of unlocking any given encrypted volume on a single system. Single point of failure, yes, but single point of centralized control. If the forces/terrorists come knocking, you only need to shred one private key to render the entire collection of encrypted volumes useless to everyone.

Obviously this will not help you against data at rest but it's a good step. Even better would be to have plausibly deniable encryption from the get-go but that's a different topic.

>Scottish person saying it
>ya wee ni****, go a back where ya came from rasta man

I don't have a personal folder. I don't keep anything person in data form

upload your C:/Users/yourname and prove it

Now THIS is shitposting

Which one do you want and where do you want me to upload it?

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Not him but zip the entire Users folder and then seed it via bittorrent using qbittorrent or deluge or something, post the magnet link.

This, make sure you include hidden folders and files