You Restarted Life in Your 20s. What's Your Game Plan?

>Tell parents I am going to uni.
>Spend 2 months in uni to socialize like fuck
>Drop out of uni but don't tell parents
>Use money to buy my first shitshack near college town for cheap
>Fix up the shitshack to make it nice and cozy
>Charge college price rents
>Learn to code
>Flip the property to buy a better property

Something like that. Oh, and
>have sex

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I know you think you're really smart by thinking up a get rich scheme for your life over 10 years ago, but this would not have worked. You would have fucked it up just as you did the first time you lived through your 20s as a sad virgin. Now stop blogposting on a chink tech forum and improve your life. Perhaps by actually going to school and learning some skills.

I would not have put my dick in crazy and I would have got into crypto.

Well, you are already on college so your destiny is already doomed
You will never earn money drawing
You will barely make money programming
Learn how to build houses and rent it to illegal immigrants

>You Restarted Life in Your 20s
>buy BTC at 0.5£
>spend the rest of my life shiptosting about stallman and appel on Jow Forums while my beautiful teen wife cooks dinner and does chores

done

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>You would have fucked it up just as you did the first time you lived through your 20s as a sad virgin
how would u fuck up if u have perfect foreknowledge dipsthit?

>I'm making a different choice
>I have perfect knowledge
>Even though choice is different
The fact that you can't see what is wrong with this thinking is exactly why you fucked up in the first place

last year?

i dunno, life is okay so i probably would have just done the same thing

>muh butterfly effect
u not making the same choice as last time is not gonna alter fricking global stock markets or crypto dipsthit...

>quit drinking and doing drugs
>ditch just about everyone I know
>invest heavily in microsoft, apple, and a little known company named google
>buy bitcoin at $.05 a coin
>go into my electrical apprenticeship instead of wasting a few years to gain more cash for above

I sincerely feel bad for you.

Op here, and it's worse. I graduated to realize that life was rigged from the start. It doesn't matter if you're smart, what only matters is whether or not you already have strings to pull or you let others squeeze ever ounce of skill out of you.

Besides the paycheck, I am hating life greatly. Dealing with the same bullshit teammates as I have been since highschool, narc managers, pointless meetings and corporate social events.

Dating has completely changed too. I can't help but think that these people are just looking to settle down after having had their fun.

I don't even have anytime to enjoy the money I am making, so what's the point? At best I'll only be a pay pig for my future loveless wife and spoiled kids and retire knowing that I most of my life as a societal drifter.

I've had sex, fk you too faggit.

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I continue to feel bad for you.

>I continue to feel bad for you.

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Don't pick up pc gaming.
Work smarter not harder.
Keep working out, don't get lazy.

end my life on a high note while I'm still neet

try harder to get neetbux and chill in my old apartment with my loser roommate and wageslave brother
those were the best of days, getting fast food at midnight, buying groceries at 1am, never socializing with anyone other than them, waking up around noon, roommate showing me police bodycam videos of people getting shot, and my brother showing me idolmaster videos of the sluts dancing around

Memes can't make your life better.

you both are fucking stupid
shut the fuck up please

I did a huge mistake in my 20s so that's perfect. Will follow through until I hit 27. Also bitcoin.

>restart life in your 20s
so like... I'll be going an hour back in time, sweet.

>>Tell parents I am going to uni.
>>Spend 2 months in uni to socialize like fuck
>>Drop out of uni but don't tell parents
>>Use money to buy my first shitshack near college town for cheap
>>Fix up the shitshack to make it nice and cozy
>>Charge college price rents
>>Learn to code
>>Flip the property to buy a better property
>Something like that. Oh, and
>>have sex
How old r u where this isn't an option?

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Changing things in the past based on knowledge sounds awesome. However, you may cause some serious butterfly effect shit and fuck up history.
>tfw Steve Jobs launches the GNU project
>tfw you get arrested by CIA agent Terry Davis
>tfw you can draw circles in GIMP

Mine Bitcoins on my eepc, sell at 19k blah blah blah

Things i missed on high school/uni because of autism.
>tons of succ on high school because of sluts wanting to bang me
>literally saw several lots of NOS model m's on local craiglist but didnt buy anything despite knowing about them
>and the eternal bitcoin

bitcoin millionaire. stop 9-11

I had this feel at Dominos today
13/hr to be an assistant manager.
BS pay and tired of being pushed around.

That being said....
I can't go back in time so fuck that.

But to those still in your 20s or 30s have you got any tips to not get fucked. Don't wanna be the 30 year old wage slave.

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I would do everything exactly the same.

EXCEPT

Instead of laughing at LEPUSPOWER in IRC about his stupid fucking Plan9 network mining bitcoins, I would start mining bitcoins.

So just don't get married.
Cut back your work hours and waste time fucking around with hobbies.

You don't have a family why the fuck are you working so hard?!?!

how would you buy a decent property with the tuition money?

Learn to code. Unironically look for bootcamps or programs in your area that can help you get started. If there aren't any available, read a lot and learn yourself. It might not be for you, but at least take a crack at it.

Take the Jow Forumspill.

Iits better than nothing. Thanks user.

wear ear plugs at bar and parties so i don't get tinnitus

so much potential college poon

based and red pilled. I got tinnitus from years of loud music and working in heavy industry without ear protection. It is horrible. At night I lay in bed and all I hear is pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>tfw you will never be able to appreciate silence again.

Dude everyone hears that shit, most people can just tune it out and ignore it.

>even if you could go back an invest in bitcoin in 2010, you would still be on Jow Forums in 2019 complaining about how shit your life is

Chances are high that if you are on Jow Forums, you are the type of person who just isn't able to enjoy life, even if you do obtain all the sex and money that you think the ideal life requires

I enjoy life, money just means i can enjoy it more