/csg/ - Chink Shit General

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>NEWS:

* FUCK YANWEN
* user wants a fleshlight for their dog * Nice fountain pen * user is gonna get fucked * FUCK LEBANESE CUSTOMS * user is happy with his GBA SP headphones adapter * FUCK BRAZIL POST * Best pod system user ever used * user buys an amp * Good Redmeme note 5 pro battery replacement * Cool nanoleaf alternative * Memory card win * user outsmarts chinks * Eurofag is going to have his house burned to the ground * user fondles his mom admiringly * OP is a fag * Don't do it, user * Russian user from US got chinked * Americunts are losing the fight * FUCK MERKEL * user gets some erasable paper * xyz user is a God among men * Faggot user shows off nice glasses and flag but does not post links
* Anons buy working netflix premium subscriptions for cheap * user's wears chink shoes but feet still did not fall off OLD THREAD:

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first for yanwen

not actually that low, but how are the soles? is it soft bottom or real sole that feels like you could walk on a nail and not die instantly?

hello frens
does somebody have the infographics on buying lithium batteries from ali chinks? specifically the 18650 cells.

>news
Based

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i'd floof that

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whoaa yes daddy crop top

I need more usb peripherals I don't need

goddamnit whats with all the butt ointment creme. in between the sex dolls, the ukeleles, the sex machines and the sexy outfits... butt creme i've never clicked on.

3d food pillows, chicken leg, chicken wing, sausage, fish
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>usb soldering iron
>digispark
>usb power tester
>usb variable load
>usb soundcard
>usb endoscope
>usb fan (one with the digital text on it)
>usb dog humping toy
>those shitty overheating USB LED lights
>edgy super slim USB2.0 micro SD card reader
>a shitty single-channel oscilloscope
>RTL SDR
>game or arcade controller
>sata adapter
>ona heater
>foot pedal

Let's face it, there is no political party that supports chinkshit
>CDU/CSU/AfD
Muh German Wertarbeit, we have to protect our markets
>SPD/Linke
Muh German jawbs, also child labour, especially exploiting Chinklets is bad
>GrĂ¼ne
Producing shit in China and shipping it around half the globe is bad, muh CO2
>FDP
They are shills for German companies, not Chinese companies, so no way they support importing shit from China unless German companies also benefit

Most smaller parties just have one of the aforementioned opinions in extreme.

Aliexpress automatically switches to German in my incognito windows, so it literally reads "Yes father harvest T-Shirt"

>conservative protectionists
>liberal hippie protectionists
>liberal hippies who want to go back to subsistence farming
>conservative protectionists in disguise
I get that right? Nothing free-market at all. Must suck to be Germany.

Almost 70 days waiting for a Yanwen delivery.
Should I give up all hope?

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Well, it's nice to know that the free market doesn't make my doctor get me addicted to opiods or that I don't have to file bankruptcy when I break my wrist. Or that I wouldn't become homeless and starve if I lost my job.

Also, French and Saudi review thots in

nip slip in one, neither are terribly dashing
i shall dig deeper

yanwen take fucking forever to ship but i cant say that theyve ever gotten lost. do you still have buyer protection?

I did, now I have women's clothes in my suggestions

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How bad of an idea is to buy a mobo from China?

pretty bad

the VRM is almost guaranteed to be shit

Yeah, the seller extended it

Also, last entry on the tracking is from the end of May - 'Handed over to Airline' (in country of departure).
I fear the item is lost

Should I get this for $2?

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If the protection runs out, open dispute.

^^ this

i bought an x79 board, i can report when it rocks up if you want

Not really
If you bought Colorful or Huanan or Galax

Oxygen sensor for /sci/ stuff. I hope it's legit

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Another ten days to go

Link?

aliexpress.com/item/32368555539.html
alphasense.com/index.php/products/oxygen/

I want to import a Chinese boyfriend that I can send back after he fucks me a few times.

Just buy a dildo

Go to your local Chinatown

It's soft bottom, really flexible. You're gonna have a bad time when stepping on a nail.

Clever old guy, these are really comfy. You can't get anything in real leather for this chink price tho. I'm pretty sure he paid (a lot) more than fifteen bucks :')

My bad bro, I wasn't fully awake yet.

Weird thing about yanwen is that for some destinations they really are o.k., sometimes even very quite fast. But to my slav country they suck donkey ass and 3 to 6 months is no exception. (pic related)

That's why I use them mainly for small bullshit items I don't need right away. About once a month I make an

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Can I build my own monitor with parts from Aliexpress?

I can buy the same panel (4k, 144hz) used in the PG27UQ for $800AUD.

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I wouldn't risk this much money

Yes and you probably get it up and running too

This is fucking insane
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That's because they keep storing the goods in a warehouse until there is enough to justify putting them on a plane. A small shithole like B-H has so little chink shit coming in, it takes long time to gather.

linuscucktips did video about buying broken monitor from ebay, and then swapping the panel bought from aliexpress, and it did work.

Reposting from the other thread:

Do any of the chink smartwatches or fitness trackers work with Strava? I suppose that's a lot to ask given how cheap they are but I just wanted to check with the experts in this thread. I'm looking at the Bip watch or one of the Xiaomeme bands but I would be open to something else if it works with Strava without a lot of fiddling around

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I'm probably the only one. :'D

How to set yourself on fire

I had a digital version somewhere back in mid 80's

>Enter "Strava" in the Aliexpress search field
>See dozens of Strava compatible smartwatches and trackers with reviews confirming they work with Strava.

Hmm, I wonder if they work with Strava?

Pic related; It's OP

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>Jow Forumshomo is retarded
Woah

Talk me out of this

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I'd only buy something like this if it was half it's price.

>celeron
>windows 10
not even a fucking ramdisk would save you

I would only buy it on a discount

No, meat.
Cuba don't have.

I would install loonix on it

I tried searching for just "strava" and all I got was a bunch of cycling jerseys and bike computers, but if when I search for "strava watch" they all come up. Thank you for the reply though, I was only pretending to be retarded

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Was thinking about buying addressable LED strips to do some cool lighting with my raspberry pi since I don't use it that much anymore, anyways, I found this video that I think will be useful for here since chink LED strips are of the first things everyone I know bought from china
youtu.be/QnvircC22hU

You know i used to spam sex toy recs alot
But nowadays theres really nothing left to buy

Maybe idk what to look for

Buy yourself a raspberry pi and make your own fuck machine, user

What do you need the pi for? You can build a fuck machine without any digital stuff.

Without having watched the video: I thought the pi couldn't address these WS2811. At least when I built something with neopixels that was what I read, so I used an arduino nano

Hey has anyone from /csg/ bought anything from GPD? How are their products? I was thinking of getting one of their new MicroPCs for my upcoming classes and maybe a little video watching.

for intensity profiles and stuff. Also, you buy more chink shit that way

>* Cool nanoleaf alternative # #
I have these, got em last tuesday.
They're pretty neat and they're multicolour.

Multicolour as in you can set the colour or it's always the same (non-white) one?

It's pretty comfy, but don't expect to type pages and pages of stuff on it. I have mixed feelings about the company. The campaign was a bit sketchy, half the people got their micropc pretty late, their Linux support is basically non-existent (was fixed by someone else though).

Also, the fan sometimes produces a high pitched noise. I've complained and they told me to send them a video of it and I've never heard anything back. Definitely a chink company but I'm happy with mine.

Forgot pic

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Yeah no I walk around with a thinkpad in my bag so it'd just be for tasks and such that I don't feel like pulling out the thinkpad for.

Have you tried any remote work on it, like connecting to a VPN and RDP'ing? How does it fair on that?

RDP no, but for ssh it's great. Does RDP support screen resizing? The resolution of your GDP will for sure be smaller than of the system you want to control.

Yes RDP supports screen resizing. Good to hear it handles SSH well, even my shitty phone can handle SSH.

Might have to pick one up. Thanks.

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My dad wants to buy heating insoles, I assume there's no catch and they're not gonna explode, but they also need a powerbank and I remember seeing them here. Xiaomi I think.

SSH on my phone is not so much fun. The screen has a weird format and resolution, so for basic controls it's fine, but I wouldn't edit stuff for more than a minute. The GPD is much nicer for debugging stuff on the bus

wait for the max to come out

Do you even know what to get besides a panel? Getting plastic outer body alone would be a huge pain in the ass.
You could get a broken one and try to fix it, that's more realistic.

I unironically wanna buy this

is that the famed goth gf with big tiddies

Ass
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Or Vag
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Or breasts?
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Time to check yourself into ur gimp suit user~
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Get ready to become a dungeon bitch

THICC
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how you guys could withstand anything above amazon 2 day prime is shocking to me.

For all you sick fucks out there
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FUCKING EXTRA THICC
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MOO MOO BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>childhood is fapping to regular porn
>adulthood is realizing the superior fap is actually the international gang of review-thots
Based /csg/ anons, y'all cool

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what happened to the infographics?

I need a microphone for calls, any recommendations?

The screen area is over twice as big. They are just different things.
Also
>waiting for stuff to come out instead of backing the campaign on indiegogo

Jesus, what a rabbit hole this is. Been cracking up just browsing random shit.

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Why does this exist?

What the fuck is this? My dog has a winter jacket, but this is just next level. Link pls

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Just search for "dog dryer", the link I got is insanely long.

Those clever chinese...

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to make fucking sex dolls easier, the plastic is still over the head

bm800

anything more compact? I don't want it to take that much space.

Set the colour, and one tile can shift colour (multi).

>literally good news
>fuck yanwen
based op, maybe the chinkshit gods be with you

Which toy did you enjoy the most?
Also, did any of them give you ass cancer, or any other adverse reactions?

when you fuck doggystyle but you poured too much oil on her ass

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