Do you think of your computer in feminine of masculine terms?

Do you think of your computer in feminine of masculine terms?

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Its just a computer nerd.

Like how dogs are all male, and cats are all female?

Feminine.
After building one I also smash a bottle of champagne on the side panel during OS installation while it asks for a host name.

Idk but I named mine after girls.

I see my X220 as a smol flatchested loli

Idk if it was a guy and you came on the radiator would that be gay

Computers no, but i identify some of my usb storage as females (a lot of them as Steven Universe gems)
But I use male pronouns due to word "pendrive" being masculine in Polish

places

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Obviously female.

I'm its master. It does what I tell it to do. Its only reason for existence is my entertainment/pleasure. When it makes too much noise I get angry at it and shout at/hit it. I'd dump it in a heartbeat for a better model.

english speakers don't think this way

my computer is a fucking peice of shit

I don't think this is about language, even in english there is this stylistic device, beat me dead what was the name... humanization?

"it"

My computer is a stupid dumb retarded son who takes 3 minutes to boot on an ssd and likes to use all 32gb ram and lock up so that not even reisub can escape.
>luks encryption boot times are slow
>linux ram allocation is bad

My computer does its job, listens to me and doesn't do retarded shit, so male.

Calling something that actually does things "female" would be an insult.

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My computer is a buttslut.

Based

I see you're a man of culture as well

OK, this is epic

I think its a fucking computer is what I think

Came here to post this.

Men were a mistake

t. chimp

No.

anthropomorphism

for every os I give a human name for it's host. Sometimes it's male other times it's female. For the hardware I usually just refer to the host name for the main os on it

Latinamerican here, think of it as female because "la computadora".

Curious fact: Spaniards call it "el ordenador", that's why spain is one of the most gay and cucked countries out there.

Ah yes, EPSON05E041. My favourite place to visit.

get over it, pancho.
>rent free

Spain literally cucked your country.

>gay and cucked
Can't be both, cuckedness is extreme straightness

Neither, because I'm not a fucking boomer that calls cars and ships by feminine pronouns.

instead you call your coworkers by pronouns.

>Can't be both
tell that to the idiots that post that gay Israeli YouTube comedian here all the time

a mi me gusta una sopa de computadora mui deliciosa

Sam Hyde?

>not a computer

It computes enough to connect to the network and communicate with other devices.

>Some of my ancestors fucked over some of my other ancestors

Why would I give a fuck? Modern spaniards are absolute pussies anyways.

Seethe more, Manolo.

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yes but the english language convention is that computer = desktop/laptop computer. a phone is a computer, but we call it a phone for differentiation.

we call that a printer, user. Just so that you're aware.

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>ancestors
I can smell the indios from this post.

because spanish always has to almost be french. computer in french is ordinateur

Reliable and logical, so male.

It's cute but I don't get why the artist depicted blackhole-tan eating cereal. Why is she eating cereal?

What shape are the cereals, user?

Black holes eat stars, cereal is star shaped

This user gets it.

I zoomed in and instantly felt like a dumb-dumb

>sí señor, yo onions de rancho

what?

>Steven Universe gems
go back, tranny.

>Yo onions de rancho
>Being this much of a nuevoputo

Also banda music is high test, not that you know what that is tho.

solos a los putos les gusta la banda, no es nada mas que lamidas de huevo a pinches rancheritos narcos o un cabron llorando sobre como lo dejo la vieja.

I just don't get it! It's a machine, right? I made the point in Albany the other day but apparently it was lost on all the Albanians

I fucking hate weebs so much

t. Merolero from hell 666

That's why I call my windows machine a girl

why bully

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I love that people like you trigger themselves instead of just going to a different site.

She's a fat roastie salty that weebs don't like obese slobs.

No

It was the opposite for me because childhood dog was female and cat was male.

wrong weebsite fren

nobody's forcing you to browse animu site

Intereseting question, never though about it actually. For me it's male.

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Masculine, but that's just might because Portuguese doesn't have gender neutral terms and most technology related stuff here are masculine.

Also why the fuck would you think of your computer as female if your language has gender neutral terms.