/dsg/ - DURGASoft general

Why Indians are so ugly!?
Hell, even nigs are more aesthetic at this point

Abo mutts

pajeet.tech/

A million congratulations to Srividhya Gopal for acing this prestigious certification! I am sure Durga Sir will bring many more geniuses the like of his to the H1-B ecosystem!

Don't be intimidated.

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They still look better than slavs.

>Implying
Fuck of pajeet, nay, Rackshit.

umm no swaetie

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stfu slavic garbage

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the real reason why boeing 737max had two crashes

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_numbering_system

this is even more fucked up than the whole imperial system

Congrats rajeet

You don't need to be a designer to know this looks like absolute shit.

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I'm not even doing java but what's the point in criticizing how the website looks? Or how the teacher looks? or that he is a pajeet?

Most programmers look like dogshit and are visual catastrophies. Why is nobody criticizing and pointing out actual mistakes in his teachings?

u guys are retarded racist normies

I don't see YOUR Oracle certification. And plus, he does more than 10000 videos and probably hundreds of hours on programming. He is a programmer first and foremost, not a webdev.

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found the pajeets

>72182895

found the pythonlet

i lik the musics sir 100% well dones thums up

sir, please do the needful and go to reddit

where does he go on the alignment chart

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hello me use new windows howto start thank sirs

>india level>call center music starts playing

So did anybody else just get a sound loop playing on the front page of Jow Forums?

i think you might have a virus sir. please call this oficial microsoft tech support number and a technician will connect to your machine to diagnose the problem sir. please to do the needful

But seriously, HOW DO I STOP IT.
YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO YAMERO
::stopsound::

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Based mods

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This is soothing.

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Your browser can't mute tabs?

no https, no csp

Shit website

It can. I was pretending it was the old days when you couldn't do that.
Remember when the internet was fun?

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I'm havin' fun

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I wonder how seriously companies take Jow Forums.
They clearly took /b/ seriously in the early 10's.
aaai.org/ocs/index.php/ICWSM/ICWSM11/paper/viewFile/2873/4398

Still better than the javascript shit we have today that requires 20 libraries and 10 mb of scripts to render a static page tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=PDJLvF1dUek

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Why can't Jow Forums be like this more often? I hate all the 500 "Intel vs AMD shill yes goy shekels white man come home NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO Now that is dead what now onions cringe based yikes yikers have sex dilate cope seethe" threads that get posted.

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This study is a goldmine.
>The only way to display high status and produce a correcttriforce on Jow Forums is to use a complicated series of Unicodecharacter codes.
>In signaling theory terms, we can think of triforcing as an index: a signal whose presentation isonly possible by someone with particular skill or knowledge(Smith and Harper 1995).

The internet is srs bsns.

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These are the ones that got raped by brits, pure pajeets are disgusting.

David

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Fucking David

Context?

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God I hated David.D.Davidson.

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based sage in all fields

t. David Davidson

it's only on chrome, and only this thread. wtf is going on?

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Reminder that gigachad is literally a Russian model

Weird meme where you say your name is David, I believe it's from a thread there OP said for everyone to say their real name, OP said his was David, and everyone else said their David.
t. David P. Davidson
(The P stands for David)

Thank you user, I will now pretend like I was there for this event and use this meme.

constant conquering and slavering between different cultures and mixed breeding for centuries. It's like the chinese but with curry style.

Reminder that this is what GigaChad looks like.

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>constant conquering and slavering between different cultures and mixed breeding for centuries
That describes pretty much any densely populated region, try again poltard

She turned him white.

>full page reloads (despite offering training in AJAX)
>completely different page styles/structure between subpages

>it still loads the relevant content faster than 80% of modern webpages (many of which do not load ANYTHING until you enable JavaScript *as well as* cookies)

i am ok with the pajeetweb

>the Techno world

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this hurts me because i don't know how to program and really want to

this post reads like I'm developing a stroke over time
it starts off fairly readable
and then it devolves into barely coherent sentences starting with 3

by 5, it's almost unintelligible

That is absurdly retarded. I won't mock imperial anymore.

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>>>r/woosh

YES HELLO YOU WILL SURLY GET THE DURGA

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Hello durga sir we pass to 100%. Now needful to take java tutorial 2.0. Thanks sirs.

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intentionally bad development isn't a joke, underage faggot

>anglo descendants in India

what the fuck

you nigger

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Actually, Germania and Scandinavia have never really had that post 4000BC migration up until now.

Funny how you flippee the literal unstable, schizophrenic, exhibitionist racist with the autistical, aloof found of an actual useful philosophy.

>Why Indians are so ugly!?

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kys reddit fag

Learn history.

ok pajeet go try elisp

actually no, there were a lot of cultures not form India that did it.

Europe has strong very differentiate racial groups. Sure, they are survivors but they become predominant.

So grab a history book and educate yourself, cuck

5 sounds like a markov chain generator
I wonder if tech companies actually hire people like that.

Imagine the smell.

I don't hear anything.
FLOOOOOOENS
do the needful sir.

> page loads
> sound of a call center plays in the background
it's not funny, mods.

>the joke is about how shitty pajeets are
>"hurr not a joke"
are you an idiot?

Who made this retarded chart

rude

congratulations sirs!!! you deserve!

let us do one thing.....

Not sure what exactly is the problem here, it isn't the same as what you're used to so it's stupid? Japanese has different numbering than English for large numbers as well, and it's probably the same for many other languages.

ICON OF JAVA

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Blessed thread sirs,

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Humans are weird
youtube.com/watch?v=l4bmZ1gRqCc

henlo sirs for minecraft error jre not install then goto orekil and download jaba then update windows
thanks sirs

WHAT THE FUCK

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Elite army of Durgasoft developers is marching towards the US soil. They are cheaper and work for more hours, why should the company need you?

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