What field of work are you in?

reactor operator

i drive trucks for walmart. it pays 72k/yr to drive around the US smoking cigarettes and watching porn on my surface pro. it's a comfy job, i would recommend it.

based brainlet milking idiots

Media and web programming

Computer stuff in the military
Supposedly my identity is above my clearance level

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Statistical consulting.

HR Recruiter for Amazon

Network admin

Post more Satania.

Defense contractor reporting in.

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Military Aviation, but 95% of my job is dependent on this guy fixing my email

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Deliver and install appliances for a major hardware retailer.

i'm just a security guard wagie that likes programming for fun.

I was considering joining the AF but I heard they don't accept brainlets.

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I run my own startup

Webdev working with NodeJS

NEET field.

hahahahah!
No wait.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Just started a NOC role. Want to fight and scratch my way into an Eng role but they tell me to forget about it.

Bed. The NEET field.

Man, I wish I was NEET again.

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Me to, user. Ay, I love the cameras, though. I've seen some shit. Security guard job is comfy af, honestly. I just sit around playing chess the whole shift.

Overnight watchman. I play Dwarf Fortress all night and shitpost on Jow Forums.

tell us more
why? how long?

Oh they do user. It's called administration and nobody knows what the fuck they are doing in it.

This post ended up turning into life advice and a blog but anyway, Marketing, it's not a meme, and pays very well but it's not worth the stress and hours. Doing an IT master's now and probably going cybersec since it's the only somewhat decent speciality my school offers but after having multiple breakdowns trying to find a field to realistically switch to over a few years I realized IT is my best option and even if I was a fresh highschool with my current knowledge I'd do the same. I'm a month and a half into my program and it's legitimately interesting and teaching me things unlike my entire BSc

For anyone who doesn't know, marketing isn't Mad Men, it's basically using Google Analytics to write proposals/reports with 10x the bullshit and stressing about answering stupid fucking emails and other garbage 20 hours a day. The departments are generally understaffed, extremely overworked, run by sjw diversity hires (I'm not trying to drag politics into this but they've made me unironically sexist), I've never heard a single person say anything positive about the field besides pay, I don't know how good IT will be or what level I want to work at but based on a ton of research it can't be anywhere this bad. No highschool grad actually knows what they really want to do, especially considering the brain develops until 25, so marketing was just "okay there's jobs and money I'll do this I guess" then had no idea what the field entailed until my last semester in uni since everything up to it was complete bullshit except the math classes.

If there's any takeaway from my ramblings, as long as you're making a comfortable amount of money, don't work longer hours or stressful jobs for more pay. It takes most people until they're a geriatric to really comprehend they only have one life and it's not worth wasting with this shit.

Cont

how do you get into this?

So I just want a quiet life in a nice European city/town and am actually taking steps to move to Germany (Belgium #2 choice) to accomplish this and yes I've been to Europe many times. I've lived in middle upper class American suburbs for 26 years and all it taught me is I'm going to fucking kill myself if I lived like this my entire life, I've legitimately tried to convince myself hurr America number 1 buy house and lawn that take up all your free time, get a bitchy wife to make you miserable after work and live nowhere near society and have to drive to go basically anywhere is great and europoors are jelly but I was so wrong, seeing how the average (first-second world) Euro lived made me sick to my stomach, they live like people in places made for people to live. I spent years trying to convince myself it was just cherrypicking and America still good but I couldn't, everything is beyond soulless and depressing and based on every anecdote I've read from people who lived both in the US and various European countries for years I'm not wrong

I took Adderall and am getting really off topic but if you have a chance to make significant life changes, do it. I'd be in Europe already but I'm trying to convince my dad in his 60s to go with me with moderate success

Not him but all truck driving is going to be automated and while they'll still require someone to sit in the truck for legal reasons, it'll be minimum wage at that point

Don't even know. Title says Engineer but I just mess around with a couple of Wordpress pages.

Been neet for years and it's beyond overrated. Doing an online MSc until I can move near the school and it still just feels like neet

Banking
finishing up my internship this week and expecting my job offer on Friday.
Think they hire around 80k + a 10k starting bonus, but that's not a lot of money considering it's in New York.

webnigger slave picking cotton aka making react apps

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You forgot to mention that you work 14 hour days, literally 2 full time jobs back to back, you get to go home maybe once a month and your pay would be minimum wage poverty tier if you weren't driving the maximum dot allowed driving time of 11 hours a day.

devops evangelist for an investment bank

security engineer

Securities, finance
I am a stock broker

In the cotton fields

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Electronics technician on a submarine in the Navy.

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military officer

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>Been neet for years and it's beyond overrated.
Being a HIkkikomori is better.

same man, getting a work was a big fucking mistake

Professional laziness

artist name?

Petroleum industry (pipelines).

mechanical engineer, R&D

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I do tech support for a major tech company

Pretty comfy desu, people are usually chill and the customers can be dicks but they're not usually to bad.

Good pay for the work and good benefits. I'm happy so far, and it's a job working with tech

phone guy?

what the fuck are you even talking about bro

i lived in belgium and it sucks, europe is crowded and extremely taxed/regulated

also sandnigger invasion

horihone saizou

Does
>Maintain and adding features to a legacy backend that was outdated and incoherent since it's inception let alone by today's standards, for a slowly failing company that assumes the incompetent engineers they hired forever ago are still the authorities on tech, despite this being the first professional project many of them worked on, and subsequently have driven into the ground
count as a "field"?

Yeah, it can be a pain but it's not so bad. Im making alot more than what I used to, and it'll look good on my resume

>Yeah. It can be a pain in the ass, but it's entry level and pays twice what I made last year so I don't mind so much. I come from a poor family, so it's a big step up from what I used to do, even if it's being a phone slave

y delet this?

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these are making me laugh so hard

i'm a web slave and a lab manager. i think when i finish my degree i'm gonna drop out of society and become a ranch hand

DBA

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I kill niggers.

Flanders specifically but this post reeks of an American just paraphrasing Jow Forums shitposting or you really don't understand how bad it is here. European taxes at least benefit people instead of just all going to the military

Pls give me a job, any tech job will do I am in poverty and a university dropout.

Have you applied for every tech job at every company within working distance?

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i'm sipping team and browsing imageboards all day. guess what field i work in?

datascience

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Systematic investing.

I repair bicycles.

sysadmin

Embedded programming and FPGA development

How is it brother? Which field?

Delphi developer

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Propagandist.

I work part time in IT and get the rest of the money I need off my autismbux

The shitposting field.

i have ortisem

None. Mooching off of parent's hard earned money while i learn nothing at college and shitpost here.

>how
he's in middleschool
>why
it's summer

computer programming

I have no job and no one will hire me. I literally apply to 50 jobs per week, doing so for 2 years. Please help me bros

>I literally apply to 50 jobs per week, doing so for 2 years.

What hours availability did you put on your job application? What are farthest locations have you applied to? What kinds of jobs have you applied to?

Not him but over the last 10 months I have sent like 3,000 aplications. Got 2 interviews and 0 offers. IT'S OVER.

BTFOing iToddlers.

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Data Science

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Front End Dev.
cmon Jow Forums, drop the memes, idgaf. I am Swiss and I live a _very_ comfy life working 25-30 hours a week.

male prostitution

Shitposting.

That's what I'm aiming for. Hire me pls.

Material sciences engineer, spectrometer analytics to be specific, working for [known analytical instrument company] as a field service engineer

NEET

National security

Being a NEET is only good if you have decent amount of money. Living on welfare or disability is shit, you won't have money to do normal activities.

pics

IT consultant / developer / release manager for my states police Department. Get to play with expensive azure services and infrastructure, so that's kinda cool.
Sweet 103k+super salary to top it off

I quit a webdev job to become a game programmer. Now I have longer hours, minimal holidays, a tiny fraction of the pay and I wouldn't even pirate the games I'm working on.