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my penis is massive and thick

OP glows in the dark

I do.
Shit, how do you know?

I have a brap fetish

a h'wat?

I like cute girl farts

I have the same fetish.

Same fetish sadly.

I have no friends. Very very bad social skills. I cannot hold a conversation. I have not had an actual conversation in over 4 years.

i have been anally penetrated repeatedly and often

Whoa...
Is that you, -Prince?

I've spent the best years of my life drunk and stoned bc I'm boring and awkward as fuck when I'm sober.
It doesn't really matter now that I'm much older,
but I still wouldn't openly admit this to anybody who hasn't figured it out by now.

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you also can't count

faggot tell us what you're embarrassed about

I pick my nose in bed
t. Queen Elizabeth

being in this thread with a homo as huge as you

Stories?

that's too tame. you've definitely done something dumb

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>implying I would be embarrassed about it

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I want to live in a shit shack in the country with no one around

I touch my pee pee sometimes

my only redeeming feature is being the guy who can always hook you up when you need something.

I really want to suck a cute guys cocks and swallow his cum

オカマな野郎メ

i sometimes cry when i masturbate and use the tears as lube

I suppose that's efficient

I use Jow Forums

My mom was an alcoholic who cheated on my dad, and my dad was an alcoholic who had anger issues he would frequently take out on me through beating me whenever she would disappear for a while. As a result, I hated both my parents and ended up never having any clear parental figures during the entirety of my teens. I frequently think about how nice it would be to have parents, or someone older who could help me figure my shit out, but I also have an incredibly difficult time letting go and giving other people control.
I had a co-worker once who was a kind older woman in her early fifties. She would often ask me how I was doing, and once when I told her I wasn't doing very well mentally, she gave me a big hug and told me it would be alright. I cried for the first time in ten years that day. I moved away, and I still miss her, but she has kids of her own, and I don't want to bother her with my baggage. I have a really hard time with girls because I think they'll end up cheating on me like my mom did to my dad, and I'll turn out violent like my dad did. Realizing how stupid the thought itself is doesn't seem to help diminish it either.
I often think about just ending my life, but I'm not there yet. I can still take a bit more. I just want someone to love me.

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Been raped

sometimes I mastrubate to trap porn

I love you Olav, take care

got ræped

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im actually not a human being but an angel sent from above to protect the jewish people
but don't tell anyone ;)

I almost always either look up rape or gangbang porn