Hello Karen here, I'm planning my escape from hospital tomorrow night...

Hello Karen here, I'm planning my escape from hospital tomorrow night. Found out my neighbour was stashing weed and booze and I want out of here. Gonna go innawoods and start a fire and fish for food. I'll head into to town to charge my phone so I can continue posting on Jow Forums. Fuck it

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i hope you break more bones

jump off a roof

I probably will but life is an adventure

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>inb4 another brit gets arrested on Jow Forums

They will never catch me

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knobhead

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>britain
>forests

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They're big enough to hide in

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Unless you have two people looking for you. They'd stand on either side of the tree.

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based karen

Okay now this is just rood

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we should all meet u in the woods and we can start a little tribe and dance and hug :)

I would unironically live in an irl Jow Forums colony

I would if we could prevent the rudeposters from entering.

Stole a sleeping bag and some fire lighters now I just need a tarp and a mug and I'm set to go. Pls no room check

why does this board seem to attract so many nutjobs?

Good question, I don't know the answer

So when are you coming back chief?

When my meds start working idk

there is no internet innawoods

I hope you stop breathing

the continuing adventures of schizobrit

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Welp ill be waiting bud

leave the EU dont let the goyim catch you, dont let them take you back to the brainwashing facility go to libya kill niggers eat pussy be free from taxes let the autism flood your system scream and praise the whispering god

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