Get a job

>get a job
>realize that all the autistic linux/"""programming""" tinkering is useless in enterprise software

5 years down the gutter

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CHUCK'S FUCK AND SUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

It's great in cloud land since windows is for suckers there.
However, in corporate environments, it's all windows for the AD.

Get a linux cert like RHCSA. You actually have to prove that you know your shit

this was my first mistake

>they start asking me questions
>blurt out "i use vim"
>no1 gives a fuck

cant believe im this autistic, holly shit i need to die.

Lel, we use RedHat at work, but it's super fucking basic. Not even close to the levels of autism found here.

depends on what you work as. if you're some help desk monkey it sure is useless but other than that you must be a pajeet if you can't apply your knowledge to everyday situations.

>get a job
>user do you know some vim commands? We need to edit this file inside this Debian machine.
>mfw

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>have worked for a massive household known financial institution and one of the worlds largest defense contractors
>currently working for one of the US leading telecommunications companies
>each company pretty much exclusively used linux with windows being the exception to the rule.
>All of my friends work at companies that are similar
>the only one that works primarily with windows is one that is porting over a companies windows server to azure, and they are planning to switch to linux.
Sounds like you just ended up picking a shitty company.

Go into embedded linux dev. Then you can make your own autistic distros for dishwashers and thermostats.

I know of some guy who studied CS and then got a job where all he had to do was watch if a shitty computer showed any error messages, and in case it did send some email containing the error to someone else.
He quit after some months.

We use Linux at work

>Many Linux servers
>Mainly Ubuntu LTS
>One CentOS, one ancient RHEL

>Set up Linux desktops for my team
>Pick Xubuntu LTS cos its easiest to make the business case for, won't *need* upgrading for literally years, but anyway won't even have an optional upgrade until April 2020.
>Just werks
>Solid as a rock

>Show coworkers how to install arc-theme and set a nicer icon pack
>Show them Jow Forumsunixporn on le reddits if they want to do something more exotic
>We have a good laugh at all the anime posting i3 ultra minimalist faggots, bragging about their Arch package counts and posting neofetches of a terminal window with CMatrix, terminal music player (to show off their 'patrician' taste), animu pape, animu neofetch, getting absolutely no work done and being generally a NEET loser.

Install Xubuntu, Fedora, or Tumbleweed
Spend 1 day making it according to your taste
Then get some fucking work done
Linux is so so much easier to be productive on than Microsoft Windows. It's a developer's dream. YOU choose to waste your time ricing instead of learning something, it's not Linux's fault

STOP DISTRO HOPPING
Noone is impressed that you use Arch like every other ricer on the planet. Use whatever distro fits your use case, not what impresses anime posting internet nerds.

I automated my way out of a similar job.
kek

The problem was that it was a sensitive application so he HAD to be sitting there in that room.

>implying they didn't use nano
>implying they didn't use the notepad equivalent in X11
i wish

computer reports to human and human has to report to another computer
too many moving pieces, i think it would be safer to actually make the software email someone itself. It was opensource after all wasn't it ?

That's what you get for working with a giant, soulless corp that uses enterprise anything/everything.

Meanwhile here windows isn't anywhere and literally everything in my spare time I did leading up to my graduation has come in handy and gave me a competitive edge.

>"Oh you use vim? Cool me too! Oh I need to change that line up there hang on"

i replacement text :wq

>"See! :D"

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lol, my job is literally tinkering with Linux. I fucking love it.

how can i get your job??

>>We have a good laugh at all the anime posting i3 ultra minimalist faggots, bragging about their Arch package counts and posting neofetches of a terminal window with CMatrix, terminal music player (to show off their 'patrician' taste), animu pape, animu neofetch, getting absolutely no work done and being generally a NEET loser.
Damn bro, you sound too mad when talking about ricebros. Are you sure you aren't projecting or coping?

yeah would have thought ricing your ganhoo lunix desktop environment and fucking around with tiling window managers wasn't a productive use of your time.

B A S E D

It puts money in my bank account. Get a better job

999 dd :x
fite me faggot

what do you do?

I got my job because I used Linux full time throughout uni and had the base knowledge. Paid off big time.