The power supply of my laptop just died and I only got 2 hours of power left in the battery

The power supply of my laptop just died and I only got 2 hours of power left in the battery.
How do I delete all data so it cant be recovered by some retard who steals this shit from my trash?

Also suggest me a new laptop.

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Buy a new charger retard

God I wish that were my gf (male)

Just rip out the hard drive and throw it in a smelter.

>How do I delete all data
Hammer.
Or just put it in a new laptop so you can use it.

tfw you will never touch a boob
why even live

shitty bait

>laptop is fine, only charger broke
>throw all of it away an buy new
What kind of zoomer logic is this?

the display is popping out at the top
the keyboard body is bent
multiple parts broken off
the pen for the display is gone
the display touch functionality is buggy
the hdd is almost dead with access time of a 2000 computer
the integrated ssd is at 65% health
only 2x usb 2.0 ports and 1 headphone, nothing else

if you want this for the 30€ I need to pay for a new charger just say the word.

Remove the hard drive / SSD from laptop
Transfer data to other machine
Physically destroy the old drive

Go to a tiddy bar user. You don't need to get the backroom service or anything, just get a lapdance or three. They'll usually let you touch anything above the waist, and if you behave maybe even suck on some nip.

>€
Lol nvm good luck

God I wish that were me

>integrated ssd
nigga what?

You wish you had big plastic titties? You can do that you know?

He sounded like a broke eurofag from the first two lines of his post.

If you want actual advice:

>turn off computer
>build new computer (so next time you don't have to act like a nigger, and maintain/replace parts as you need)
>access old files on new computer

thanks for the feedback guys.
I'll wait for the Surface Pro 7.

>Best way to destroy data?
If you have a hammer, then it’s a no-brainer.
>New PC Suggestions
If you have the money, get a Mac, they can last forever if treated properly (Mother’s MacBook Pro has lasted for about 10 years). Otherwise, get a used PC, wipe windows, and install a Linux distro. Windows is a clunky piece of shit, and running it on old hardware fucking sucks, so get a lighter, better, and faster alternative.

>Tl;Dr
Smash HDD with hammer, buy old, cheap laptop and install a choice Linux Distro.

>plastic
DELET

iTODDLER desu

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you sound like a retarded welfare case if you treat your shit like this; you deserve this

Well, is that a Windows computer or an Apple computer?

Godi wish that were my GF (unidentified, possible crab/human hybrid DNA)

Take laptop apart
Pull out hard drive
Plug into external enclosure
Securely erase it

OR

Take hard drive to data destruction specialist

OR

Take entire computer to e-waste recycling organization, they'll destroy the hard drive for you.

You should just kys

>can afford to trash your tech cause you can always buy new
>retarded welfare case
cope slightly below middle class slave

Just pop it open and grab the hard drive you retard
if you still want to get rid of the drive then remove the metal cover and smash the platters to dust