I have never kissed, did the sex, romantically held hands, romantically hugged or been in any sort of relationship whatsoever.
I have never kissed, did the sex, romantically held hands...
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Weren't you only 20 or some shit
>Sonya-chan
wtf
are you a tranny?
What a fucking madman welcome to the club and fuck women
I had some girl a decade ago say that I'm actually really cool and that she wanted to know me better
But then I spaghetti'd and cut ties with her because I was afraid she'd find out my hobbies and fetishes
btfo
i’m curious tell me
>canadian
>fetish
cuckoldry
>hobbies:
stamp collecting
i have a gf and i’m going to meet her parents. wish me luck?
Tyrone isn't gonna like that
You're going for dinner? How long you been together?
gl
assuming you're an average Jow Forums retard the following advice is golden
better to say too little than to say too much
>town rapist
It is based off the character from Crime and Punishment desu~
six months i think
If it's any consolation, neither have I, despite being tall and smart.
Gotta find the right one imo. We have the internet at our disposal and language barriers are becoming less difficult to overcome.
But on the other hand, mistakes are how we learn I guess.
I'd better hear a success story tomorrow
Normalniggers should be sent on a one way trip to a fucking volcano
why would a male namefig with a female name?
Well good luck, how did you meet her?
loli, guro, snuff and body horror desu
Have a (You). You're obviously starving for them.
Normalniggers don't belong on Jow Forums
Go back to your pity circlejerk retarded incel
>I think
Wew lad. You dun goofed. When the parents ask how long you been together you & your gf are going to give different answers, which will give wrong signals, such as you don't really love her.
>Go back to your pity circlejerk retarded incel Make it a pity circlejerk board again because it's now a roastie board
Kek newfags not understanding this brilliant post.
Because it’s cute
ive expirienced all of those except for s*x desu
gee user, thats pretty gay
put on youre other name abe
ok. i’ll try to remember
we worked together and became friends for a long time. one day she asked me why i didn’t try to hit on her, and so i started trying
Based chadlite
>Has been in a relationship without having sex
Kekking at your life
shut the fuck up big booty bitch
Nah, it’s a weeb thing.
Lmfao she was so thirsty. Got yourself a thirst-trap
>big booty bitch
what le heck? lole
>big
>booty
>bich
you must confuse me for someone else abe
well we all know who wears the pants in that relationship
>snuff
The fact that some people get off to death creeps me out and fascinates ms
dont make me post it again poojeet and never call me *b* again
literally not me abe the fresh tranny of bant
Don’t get too comfortable, you should know that I am devout anti-gay poster poster
Unless it’s between girls
I thought nothing of it for the longest time because I only got off to 2D snuff, but now I'm really worried and kind of scared because I got off to that Moroccan beheading video last week
Aw wonderful another man of culture like myself. I too hate gays
I've always been fascinated by 3D gore but never felt turned on by it until this month desu
Help
There is something strangely existential about it. Something that you can ponder hours on, specifically because the subject is a dark place where most people don’t want to go.
Imagine a psychedelic journey into snuff desu
that’s fair to say. it’s helped me out of my shell a bit too
Get the fuck away from this board! You belong on /b/ you degenerate.
Not sure how to help buddy
Fetish shit creeps up on you in small increments
Only thing that can stop you is yourself
Is without any doubts maggy
You can stop calling him abe but since you're a stinking mass of neurotypical normoids you won't likely listen to my advice
j*j* leaf is out of control
maggy doesnt namefag, so in reality it is abe
sick canadian anime fixer
imagine being a dogfucker and a necrophiliac
Lol. Did all that by fifteen. Then I discovered I was asexual and that's why I disliked all of it
Just because someone didn't namefag before doesn't mean he can't namefag now. Dumb NPC faglord
jump off a bridge korbo
Neck yourself sissy cockhole
eat a cup of fresh apple seeds tranny
why don't you guys fuck already
I can smell the homoerotic tension from miles away
??
Pick a fucking gun from your grandpa's shed and shoot yourself in the head
I'm sure your grandpa will approve of it
Of course my thread dissolves into a gay fight
being edgy and gay wont get you the attention you crave
What did you expect? It was a gay thread.
Rude, I put a full 0.00001% of my time and effort into making it
Spin the fucking wheel again i fucking dare you
I hope your son turns out to be an ugly mess with asperger and who knows what sort of autism
Did you enjoy the ban for bumpculting a few days ago, cirnofag? Try to put something in your bumpposts next time or it will too easy to report you.
And yet your faggotry is so unbridled, so pure, and unrelenting. I'll not take it as any small grace that you spare us the full extent of your unabated homosexuality.
Rude; I'm straight.
>posts edgy webm
you're really not doing yourself any favors by posting these. How about you try being nice for once? Maybe people will be nice to you.
your faggotry is so unbridled, so pure, and unrelenting
>muh kindness
>muh mysogyny
stupid npc incel
>muh hope no cope
blackpill is a coping mechanism
Blackpill is truth for copers
do you even go outside?
Only to go classes
Do you not talk to anyone outside of class?
No. I only ask course related questions
In class and i don't talk to anyone except my parents outside uni
well theres your problem incel
go make friends
I was trying to counteract the fucking frog raid you fucking schizo retard, I was bumping everything thread that wasn’t frog spam. I saw your stupid smug post in the other thread, and seems like you didn’t read my post explaining to you what happened. But was is the point? You probably just posted in this thread and left.
you really expect me to read all that shit nibba?
Read some of it and get it through your skull that robots aren't normal people
>talk to a stranger at a cafe, start talking to someone sitting on a bench
I've done those things. I don't know what's weird or creepy about it. People seem to be pretty receptive to it.
Haven't made any friends like that though, but I never really talked to anyone in that context who seemed like someone I'd want to be friends with.
There's a lot of stuff there but this person doesn't really seem to know what he's talking about, so I'm gonna stop right around the part I commented on.
>necrophiliac
crybaby
stop complaining about being lonely then
I knew a girl who slept with a serial killer necrophiliac before. He gave her some kind of STD or genital lice or something like that you get from fucking corpses, which is how he got caught.
I can't stop being a broken human
good fucking job on that enlightening post
guess what a non-broken human doesn't exist
>necrophiliac
You're responding to a different leaf
everyone has their own set of problems
stop being an emofaggot
but you're me
You'll never get in my shoes
that's the wrong line
You gotta tell em
"Nobody understands me. I'm complicated!"
and post a pouting anime girl, like this
Classic line without substance
Just like you will never get into ours
Saying that is actually meaningless
Quot erat demonstrandum