What's your New Year's resolution?

What's your New Year's resolution?

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Kill myself

Even if I can't get a gun or find a building high enough to jump from, I'll have to stiffen that upper lip and slit my throat.

just rope it, slitting is a horrible way to go

dont do it faggot

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Saw that shit happen on Shameless. I don't watch that degenerate filth, but my cousin likes it. Was a thanksgiving episode. Monica slit her wrist in the kitchen and her poor kids had to see it

NY resurrections are for faggots, if you want to change something about yourself the moment you convince it should be when you take action to making that happen.

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Killing niggers, jannies and trannies.

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fucking nothing

Dying like a true jew: Masturbated to death by a german engineered masturbation machine

Based

720x640

God said 640x480 you dumb idiot.

to go to 7/11 and buy a big ol' diet bepsi.

My main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody!

Go back to the gym, and try harder in school

find a nice boy who loves me back

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I resolve to get a job and to win back my cats affection, he is still angry at me for being away for a year!

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Why were you away from your cat for a year?

I spent the last year living at my dad's house, it is on a national park cat free zone so I left him in Tasmania!
He would not have liked the weather anyway, it was far too hot for him!

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1)Quit Jow Forums, YT, Twitch
2)Stand instead of sit at computer and eat less so I don't turn into a 500 lb fatass
3)Find a way to make money programming

I'll be lucky to accomplish one item on the list

Welp, hope he warms up to you soon!

He can't be a cranky kitty forever!

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To be consciously aware of all of my senses, thoughts, and imagination at all times when I'm not asleep, to graduate top of my class in advanced training, to get a car and a home, and to take Ayahuasca.

i took this man's advice, can't believe it worked, heh.

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Why are you posting as though you live in Australia?

get shredded
then try my luck with the ladies