HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

The next one will have drip safety issues, and be the Macbook Water. Then will be one that shorts itself to ground if you put it on the wrong table, and be the Macbook Earth. Then comes the Macbook Heart with biometric sensor glitches, and their powers combine to become Captain Faggot.

>not captain fagman

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Another day another hilarious apple news.
How long until even the dumbest iToddler stops buying their shit?

bass

>fGaN

baste

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Why Apple still making bomb?

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Bass

literally blazed

All me:

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seethe

They've been making shitty overheating products since the Apple III.

big oof

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Are they going to check every fucking 15" Macbook's serial code when boarding or something?

More likely they'll just ban all laptops with an apple logo because thats all the screeners can understand.

Yeah, no. There's zero chance they'll do that.

You children never change do you?

and thats a good thing!

yikes

Boost

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>macbooks getting the galaxy note 7 treatment
OH NO NO NO NO

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How is this company still in business?

There are people out there who see iphones as a status symbol and WILL immidiately buy the newest one without fail.

>people

>premium
Expensive and premium are two different words